Recent posts by Rolbyhan on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Official "Border & Round Corners & No White Background" Avatar Service!

wtf u made my avatar fucking ugly and small

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official "Border & Round Corners & No White Background" Avatar Service!

give my avatar a green background

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is bill gates ugly?

i hate him. without him i would be having a life right now. i would be playing football instead of sitting in front of the comp the whole day

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I got all my school finals back

netherlands is more first world country than america. america has way more ghettos and poor people than the netherlands. in fact: netherlands has actually 0 ghettos.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I got all my school finals back

lol only 6 classes? i bet its a school for retards cuz i have like 20 classes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm bored so give me ideas for threads

pls dont make any

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by MarkyShark:

My instagram :)
http://instagram.com/brokenbuttrfly

hey babe ur hot. nice too meet u im rolby

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

ahhahahah melbourne hahahah ur underwear omg hahaha

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Beginning and End

i propose locking this thread

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is Mafefe

mafefe is that guy who always makes crow alts

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who Is Staline

one of gabidous weirdo friends. gabidou, staline and their french weirdo friends used to spam my profile daily

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Petition to Aguspal's Parents

Originally posted by Caravine:

A sign for this is a sign for father Turkey!

wtf?

i sign too. more people = better

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Will OT ever get more people to it?

first i didnt dare to post here cuz i was afraid people would be mean to me and everyone looked super cool and powerful and old and stuff and ot looked like a group of only a few people posting. but actually it isnt and now its even full of retards and stuff

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Split test: New navigation!

holy shit this is fucking stupid. please change it back i dont want this shit. i cant go to my fav forums cuz of this and its ugly and slow and when i try to read it it hurts my eyes. and y does the navigation thing contain exactly the same things as the stuff above it? makes no sense. and eveyone who is ‘liking’ this downdate is a wannabe mod and only wants to be liked by the kong staff so they can become mods or something

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Neighbor Got Crazy

so yea my neighbor is 89 years old and today he was angry cuz dogs destroyed his lawn or something so my dad made joke and said: haha u should put black pepper on ur lawn. and the neighbor was like: huh? what is that? so my dad showed it to him and he was like: huh is that brown pepper? and my dad was like no wtf thats black pepper. and then he said: wow where can i buy that? and yea so my neighbor probably got crazy or something cuz black pepper was like super important in dutch history and stuff and if he doesnt remember what that is he probably got brain disease. so is this proof that he got brain disease and is there way i can help him? and also discuss old people who get crazy

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How would you get an erection...

u couldnt cuz ur muscles are also gold so they cant do anything

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Annoying Parent

Originally posted by ReallyIntoBooks:

Why are you on your alt? Hacked again?
Anyways, just make this.

wow thats cool and im using alt cuz i keep getting spammed by trolls and im using this until they stop spamming

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Annoying Parent

so i was playing europa universalis 4 and my dad kept looking at my screen and then just spat some random shit like: wow is muscovy russia? and i was like: ye… and then he told me a story that his parents never say russia but moskof when they talk about russia. and i said: okay…. and then he kept saying stuff and in the intro loading thing some characters popped up and he was like: wow who is that is that u? etc. etc. and he was also like: hey how do u have to conquer a country in ur game ( he used the word game cuz hes super modern dad who uses french and english words all the time). do u have an annoying dad too who keeps saying annoying shit and keeps looking at ur fucking comp screen all the time or something? discuss it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When will you stop posting after a number of posts?

i will leave when it gets boring or when i go to university

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post your rap songs here

yo yo yo
my name is rolby
as all u bitches can see.
everyone is listening to this song
from arnhem to hon kong
so yea i was driving on my bike
and ur mom looked like some dyke
she was just standing there
it wasnt on purpose i swear
but yea some time later she was on my peepee
well there is a reason cuz cant u see me?
im a mix of ur biggest fears
and if u mess with me, ur eyes will lose some tears
all the chicks like my muscles
well sorry niggas but im in brussels
today im here
and tomorrow i disappear
bitch, get off my dick please
u said this was only a strip tease
i want my money back
or i will give u a smack
well yea, my gang is everywhere
mess with us
and my army will interfere
today i wont be chilling with a homie
so get here babe and blow me
oh yea when im rapping alone
i use my left hand as a microphone.
but yea who cares
cuz im pulling ur girls pants downstairs
if i poop in ur shower
aint nothing to it, gangsta rap made me do it
if my bitch wants more power
aint nothing to it, she made do it
everyday im on my computer
too bad im not playing a shooter
im doing the real shit yo
it makes my fans stand in a row
they want my signature
but they will see my cold temperature
all this hatred makes me dizzy
since my birth im all day long busy
rap isnt only about poetry
its also about dissing a monkey
if ur a retard
it will be hard
but if ur smart
u only have to start
oh yeah, ur mom is a loser
and a drugs user
she smokes pot everyday
so much it makes her gay
niggas thinking drugs is cool,
but it only makes u look like a tool
okay its enough, shut up.
yo when i go to the club
theyre like: hey go away
but when i show dem cash
they are like: hey y dont u stay?
so when the party is on its peak
i start to look bleak
i think i drank too much tea
cuz i started kicking like bruce lee
in the middle of the night
the police came to stop the fight
but when they came in
my gun turned them into tin.
oh yeah and another thing. for all u niggas that dont do modern gangsta rap.
dont get on tv talking about modern gangsta rap. cuz u cant know what ur talking about. talk about the bullshit rap u do, and stay out of mine. cuz yea im the only and first pioneer of modern gangsta rap. this aint classic gangsta rap, but modern gangsta rap. u aint a modern gangsta rapper unless u have my approval yo. bye bye.

and:

my life
i live in ghetto with my parents and sister and mom and dad and cat
i fight with other gangstas every day bro
life is hard i got no job only mom got job
and i only get like 6 breads a day yo ****
yo yo yo
ooh ooh i got master plan and where is peace in world?
cuz fighting everyday and killing other gangsters gets boring
so i want hot gf now with c cup and who is like 15 or 14
and she has to be 9/10 or above cuz everyone who is lower than that
is a loser yo yo
rolby is my name and super rolby 64 is my game
im gonna earn millions with it
and then save my parents and myself from ghetto and buy house in rich neighborhood with a lot of white christians
and then they will move away cuz theyre like: ew i dont wanna live near muslim scum
and then i will buy their houses for very cheap yo yo
thats the ghetto life bro

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you find creepy, OT?

lol ikr legend of zelda majoras mask is fucking scary. i never dared to play it until i became 14 years old lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Art Class

lol we dont have art class in our school. but i think its really worthless. if u wanna do art so much, go to an art school.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What Does Gaming Give Us?

well some games teach us about guns.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Avatar

u guys fucked my thread up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / oh god oh god just oh god why

damn she is hot, can u find someone who is as hot as her and lives in the netherlands for me?