Recent posts by Aleazor on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / How to be a PewDiePie fanboy comprehensional guide.

There was time not too long ago when people like PewDiePie were hospitalized and heavily medicated.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / aperrently we're trying to secede

Zachary_Greene,
The American South is already like it’s own little nation state. Blacks, Whites, and Mexicans at each others throats to steal each others jobs; Bad schools, biased courts, dishonest businesses, and crooked churches; Everything in the South is a racket. You can have it.

No offense. That’s where I live.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / aperrently we're trying to secede

Scotland is still gonna get the BBC. This is a historic event. Great news all around.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Jokes

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by Aleazor:

He ate them.

who would see their own organs and intentionally start chewing on them?
basically throwing your heart in a meat grinder.

Rhetoric is the art of non-literal wordplay. You either find it amusing or you don’t.
However, he was pretty drunk. Stranger things have happened.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Jokes

He ate them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Jokes

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

what did he eat.

I’m glad you asked. You see, the guy is a chronic drunk. Every night he pukes into a bucket. His wife secretly asked his doctor to tell him that one night he would puke up his guts and die. His wife then went to a butcher shop and asked for some pig intestines. She put them into the puke bucket hoping to scare her husband sober.

But after seeing the guts in the bucket, thinking he had thrown up his own guts, he quickly put them back in.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sign here if you want to be in my next fanfic.

Originally posted by niceman555:

Make me the professional gay honkey please.

This is supposed to be fiction, not a biography.

I’m just play’in niceman, you’re alright.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could bring 1 item in the age George Washington was alive what would it be.

Originally posted by 123kittycat101:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

A collection of modern encyclopedias containing all of mankind’s knowledge until now. I expect the United States to take over the world and technology to advance by three hundred years.

This ^

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sign here if you want to be in my next fanfic.

This is shaping up to be a big assignment.
I’d be honored by small cameo, random homeless guy, janitor, etc.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Jokes

Memorable.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Crying babies are hilarious.

Creepy. I want one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could meet 1 president who would it be and why


Theodore Roosevelt

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you are a world-class sniper, would you prefer to shoot girls with long or short hairdos?

Whenever sosusline wants to post something from the internet, he creates a bizarre hypothetical situation before introducing it. This leaves me wondering if he simply likes to create obscene scenarios, or is the Kongregate forum format so rigid that he thinks this is the only way to to get away with sharing fun memes.

I don’t want to shoot anyone, particularly girls, but that’s an interesting gif.

The sniper is Ed Harris in Enemy at the Gates.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / so now that microsoft owns minecraft...

I’ve decided to just go to Home Depot, buy a pick axe, and see how far I can get in real life without being arrested.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could bring 1 item in the age George Washington was alive what would it be.

Pokerpo,
I was thinking of something like that, but it would be pretty useless without cell phone towers, satellites, and electricity. You’ve got a lot of inventing to do.

As far as getting laid, better get married and settle down, because in the 1700’s there is no birth control and a lot of angy fathers with muskets.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

The rabbit hole just gets deeper.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

This makes me think of Akira. The original 1980’s dub, which is hard to find now, was laugh out loud funny and edgy. The later dub was easier to follow, but removed the humor. The original Japanese made it more of a political sci-fi than an action movie.

I like all three.

Seesine and Meistheman,
How did you hear about Gintama: Yorozuya no Eien Nare and Black Lagoon?
Found these:
http://www.watchanimemovie.com/sub-dub/black-lagoon-roberta-blood-trail.html Black Lagoon
http://www.watchanimemovie.com/sub-dub/gintama-kanketsu-hen.html Gintama: Yorozuya no Eien Nare

Once an anime gets dubbed, it’s given an English name. Untill then they all have “long funny Japanese names.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by Seesine:

Watched Gintama: Yorozuya no Eien Nare
brilliant movie, too bad it’s just not that popular.

Movies/TV Series with such long and complicated names tend to not be popular. :/

Book marked search for Gintama: Yorozuya no Eien Nare:
I hate to admit this, but I watch English Dubs first, then if I like a series I’ll watch again in the original Japanese. It’s amazing how different some shows and movies are in the literal translations.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Team vs. Team LockDown

HA! Nice! I didn’t think you were really gonna do it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

Originally posted by Meistheman:

Black Lagoon is probably my favourite right now. But Akame ga Kill could also become one of my favourites

I’ll have to check them out.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 2014 Kongregate Off-Topic Meetup!

howardbrony,
What is that picture really, your family reunion?

Just kidding, they seem like descent people. At least they have friends.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

Meistheman,

I’m from the oldschool, but just recently got into Attack on Titan and Psycho-pass. What are some of your favorites?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Anime Addicts Anonymous (AAA)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Crying babies are hilarious.

It depends on why they’re crying.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Diglett theories.