Recent posts by Aleazor on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Write a poem about the picture above you.

LeadEater,
Nice poem, lousy picture.


Mtv culture adopted by a net meme
turned around
misused
becomes a tool of hypocrisy.


 
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Topic: Off-topic / I don't understand people who can't handle insults on the internet

Originally posted by vegetarian:

I don’t see why people insult others on the internet to begin with.

Low self esteem. Most abusers have themselves been abused.
I honestly believe we are all better than that.
I believe we are more.
Overcome.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: I complain about having hiccups for 48 hours

Originally posted by Reginleifx:

Seriously, started hiccuping 48 hours ago. IT WON’T STOP.

I’ve tried everything. Getting scared, drinking water, stretching, drinking lemon juice.

What should I do?

Oh good, the magic spell I cast on you is working, er, um, I mean, have a glass of water.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who are you really?

Originally posted by lei_wulong:

I got type BMLP666-3 which means that my rage can only be satiated by blood.

Wow, only .5 percent of the population is BMLP666-3. That means you’re pretty unique.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you own a gun? (Gun thread)

I have two rifles and two pistols.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I don't understand people who can't handle insults on the internet

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Insults aren’t criticism.

This is true, they are far less constructive.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you own a gun? (Gun thread)

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Aleazor:

…You heard it’s legal in some countries. Ya’ think?

Its obvious they have to be legal somewhere.

Educate yourself. I can’t do it for you. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overview_of_gun_laws_by_nation

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Apology Card

Why can’t you just be yourself?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tell me why I'm wrong

PoorlyCharged,
If you’re really writing an essay, people here have been very helpful and given you a lot of useful information to run with.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who are you really?

Athrul ,
I used to skip school, stay home, and watch Discovering Psychology on PBS.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / CUT OR UNCUT

Originally posted by vegetarian:

Those who are uncut experience more pleasure. ;)

Oh, so that’s why they have less staying power.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who are you really?

Ganthro,
I had a hard time accepting my test results too.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / CUT OR UNCUT

dias17se,
Bill gates is Scotch Irish, British and German. He’s also an atheist. Being an American from a upper middle class home, he’s probably circumcised.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / That quote... Is supreme...

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. -Greg King

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Birthday Thread *VeryMature*

VeryMature,
Congratulations on making it to 10? 11?

Too bad you can’t cut the cake where you live, but you know hospital rules: No sharps.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / October is Kong default avatar month !

I’ll do it when I see everybody else do’in it. I’m a free thinker that way.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / plural of moose

Reese’s Meeses:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Spooky facts (NSFW)

1. This is all a cosmic experiment.
2. You are the only thing that really exists.
3. When you die, the universe will end.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dream gun

Originally posted by dias17se:

BFG9000 from Doom

but since it doesn´t exist, then i´d say Lance Henriksen Thompson Contender from Hard Target(1993).

Sweet gun, looked it up. Now I have a movie to see.

Added fiction faves to the OP. Wish I had thought of that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dream gun

Mateba Autorevolver – Lusting after this thing, but I’ll never be able to afford one.
What’s your dream gun?

Video game – Halo: M7S Caseless Submachine Gun
Movie/T.V. – Blade Runner: LAPD 2019 blaster

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Spooky facts (NSFW)

1. Demons seek to possess you.
2. You have no defenses against demons.
3. When under the influence of demons, you have no control over your actions.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / fav ting 2 bath n? ? ?

Most Americans shower. We’re a busy people with small bathrooms.
I can’t even remember the last time I took a bath.
Maybe if I had a big tub.
Sounds nice.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Removed]

MmeBunneh,
You block threads 10 times less offensive than this one.
You should be ashamed of yourself.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Overprotective parents

Nobody should talk to any mom that way. They’re already having enough trouble with with kids like us, we shouldn’t go out of our way to make it even worse.

However, they did help us turn out this way, so there’s that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite pizza?

Caravine,
Oh, woe is me, I feel so antagonized. Yes, you can grill a pizza too.