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Topic: Off-topic / rate my drawing

Time and hard work don’t have to go into a drawing to make it “good”.
Art is subjective.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i found out why ot is ot

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

faggOT
discuss

Looks like you combined the two things you love most.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you rate Slowpoke on the sexyness radar?

#Facepalm#

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Bucket head? Anybody?

Buckethead, Joe Satriani, Jeff Beck, and Eric Johnson. They’re not for everybody, but they’re definitely for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15eu7ar5EKM

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 420 blaze it

People are so desperate for affirmation that they make sure to smoke up at the same time time every day. Here’s an idea. How about at 5:00 we all make sure to have a beer. Don’t forget, 6:34 is burger time, and everybody pee together at 7:40.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You get raided by the SWAT

I’ve got nothing to hide… except guns. Lots and lots of illegal guns.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Jokes

It takes a brave man to tell a bad joke. Don’t stop.

Speaking of grandmothers, my grandfather was Soldier during World War 2.
After 18 months of fighting Nazis in the trenches, the war ended. He was taking a train home from the front lines, but had no where to sit. In a nearby seat was a little fru-fru dog. He asked the owner, a snooty British Duchess, if she could hold the dog on her lap and let him have a seat.

Instead, she insulted him for being an American and began stroking the dog saying, “We won’t let that dirty, disgusting American have your seat, will we Snookums, no we won’t, no we won’t.”

Well my grandfather couldn’t take it anymore. He grabbed the little dog and threw it off the train. The woman stormed off and he finally got to sit down.

Then, a British gentleman leaned over and said, “You Americans do everything wrong. You hold your fork in the wrong hand, you drive on the wrong side of the street, and you sir, threw the wrong bitch out the window.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are You?

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

None of you are getting a cut of MY world. I will rule the four corners of the earth. If it makes you happy I guess you can have the moon.

Stop offering people the moon. It’s already mine. Mine, I tell you. Mine!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Does anyone from 2010/2011 still live here.

Sure! There are lots of 3 and 4 year olds running around.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SHOULD vaccines be required for schools?

They kind of already are. I’m suspicious of yearly shots, but childhood vaccines have completely eradicated plagues that used to kill thousands.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is better, Hades or Satan?

Hades is way more laid back. He’s a family man stuck with a shit job. He has a cool dog and a bitch’in car. He gets my vote.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So, cute girl who likes me sort-of made me start to hate her. OMG I'm starting to sound like Icebomb

Originally posted by Caravine:
Originally posted by Aleazor:

Is this the thread where I brag about my sexual exploits or attempt to give some useful relationship advice?

A lot of the relationship fails men beat themselves up over are actually subconscious wins. Think about it, when you really want something, you do just about anything to get it. When the right girl comes along, it’s no different. When game playing doesn’t amount to anything it means nobody is really playing to win.

It’s not even that, it was a while ago but not now. Now it’s just straight up please give me a reason not to message her.

Ultimately, people only do what they want to do.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So, cute girl who likes me sort-of made me start to hate her. OMG I'm starting to sound like Icebomb

Is this the thread where I brag about my sexual exploits or attempt to give some useful relationship advice?

When you really want something, you do just about anything to get it. When the right girl comes along, it’s no different. When game playing doesn’t amount to anything, it means nobody is really playing to win.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I know PC may be better, but...

As a console gamer, I’m jealous of the PC modding community. So many cool tricks and enhanced graphics. But when it comes down to gaming, I just want to sit in front of the T.V. and vedge.

No real competition. I see the virtues of both.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are You?

Originally posted by Meistheman:

I WANT TO BE FREE! I WANT TO BREAK FREE!

This ^^

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we teach Genesis in science classes?

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by Aleazor:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by Aleazor:

Ubermorgen,You are being a little unreasonable.

So are evolutionists.

You mean scientists? There is no such thing as an evolutionist.

Real scientists wouldn’t take a theory for granted. Until it’s proven, evolution is a belief like every other myth.

What theory? The theory that God created the universe? That’s not a theory. He either did or he didn’t. I don’t think you understand what the word theory means. If you ate breakfast this morning, that’s not a theory. If someone finds a cereal bowl in the sink, they can form a theory, but unless they talk to you it’s still not a fact.

God didn’t even leave a cereal bowl in the sink, however, we do have a lot of biological evidence supporting evolution.

There are lots of religious people who understand evolution, some of whom are scientists themselves. To deny the difference between science and religion is willful ignorance.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we teach Genesis in science classes?

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by Aleazor:

Ubermorgen,You are being a little unreasonable.

So are evolutionists.

You mean scientists? There is no such thing as an evolutionist.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we teach Genesis in science classes?

Ubermorgen,You are being a little unreasonable.

Science accepts change with new information. Evolution is an ongoing field of scientific research. That’s what science is. Religion assumes it already has all the answers.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we teach Genesis in science classes?

Evolution is science.

Creation stories are cultural history and religion.

Not believing in evolution doesn’t make it any less science, and not believing in creation stories doesn’t make them any less religion.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's official hunting thread!

Hunting is far more sporting than eating a cow raised in a cage, but either way is fine with me. Get in my belly!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / y does every1 h8 me????

No self respecting woman pays any attention to a twerp deliberately pretending to be an idiot for kicks. That doubles for women with no self respect who put out. So as your current behavior suggests, you’re doomed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should we teach Genesis in science classes?

There is no debate.

This is like asking, should we teach gardening in math class. I’m not against the teaching of religion and philosophy, but it’s a completely separate subject from science.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to be a PewDiePie fanboy comprehensional guide.

There was time not too long ago when people like PewDiePie were hospitalized and heavily medicated.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / aperrently we're trying to secede

Zachary_Greene,
The American South is already like it’s own little nation state. Blacks, Whites, and Mexicans at each others throats to steal each others jobs; Bad schools, biased courts, dishonest businesses, and crooked churches; Everything in the South is a racket. You can have it.

No offense. That’s where I live.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / aperrently we're trying to secede

Scotland is still gonna get the BBC. This is a historic event. Great news all around.