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Topic: Off-topic / Glorious Mother Russia

“I must break you” -Rocky IV

Topic: Off-topic / Rate The Quote Above You!

5/5

You can’t lose hope when it’s hopeless. You gotta hope more, then put your fingers in your ears and go, “Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!” -Philip J. Fry

Topic: Off-topic / The story of the beloved 91238576

Originally posted by 91238576T57:

Originally posted by waffle_god:

are you a gril?

Yeah I’m a gril. :P

Great, I’ll bring the beer.

Topic: Off-topic / Why?

Because language, mathematics, science, and history give a person a better understanding of reality… Which will inevitably drive them mad… Because most people are happily ignorant… Hm, maybe the OP has a good point.

Topic: Off-topic / If some men are doctors and some doctors are tall, does it logically follow that some men are tall?

How do you factor in women doctors? If some men are doctors and some doctors are tall, while others are women and you are tall, doesn’t it logically follow that you are a woman?

Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

I am offended flattered by your backhanded kind remark.

Topic: Off-topic / You may now call me Twinkle Toes

“Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.” Stay spry Twinkletoes, stay spry.

Topic: Off-topic / Why I think I would make a good mod

Abera-cadabera ~ You are now a Maude

Topic: Off-topic / when my brother bothers me i push him down then spread his legs then repeatedly stomp on his nuts even when he's blocking it with his hands

Seek therapy before you wind up in jail.

Topic: Off-topic / Ever Wondered Why I Do Not Reply To Insults Anymore?

Originally posted by KingOfTheLULZ:

Originally posted by ThatsSoMFT:

how to get back at bullies:

1. go to your school with a gun and shoot up a bunch of innocent people who had nothing to do with your bullying

2. commit suicide when you get bored killing people

I haven’t tested this myself but it seems to be a popular method so it must work

haaaaaaaaaaa

This is good satire, but I hope everyone gets it.

Topic: Off-topic / The Official Good Night Thread

Goodnight party people. Keep loving, living, hoping, praying, and dreaming.

Topic: Off-topic / This Just In: All Textbooks Worldwide Are Completely Filled With Fake Information

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Originally posted by Rolby:

my history books have like 10000000 mistakes. when im reading it about something idk much about im like: ‘maybe everything in here is wrong’.

I agree, the Bible is full of man’s folly, it is also full of God’s truth.

You mean God’s truth while he is on hardcore hallucinogens?

God is not intrinsically male or female for the sake of reproduction, nor is God physical or finite that He could succumb to the impression of drugs. We are all important little pieces in the grand Providence of the universe. And life for the individual is richer when we choose to be a life giving influence, rather than a corrupting breather of death.

Corrupting breather of death? You are saying that death, such an essential aspect of the world, something that offers release when life becomes unbearable, is a corrupting force? Death doesn’t corrupt. If anything, it purifies. Corruption happens when life goes wrong, and when death appears to be more horrible than it is.

I’m talking about entropy.

Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Originally posted by KingOfTheLULZ:

you’re doing a really good job of trying to become a mod
faggot

They would never make me a mod. I’m much too anti-establishment. We’re all gamers here.
Good on ya!

Topic: Off-topic / This Just In: All Textbooks Worldwide Are Completely Filled With Fake Information

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Originally posted by Rolby:

my history books have like 10000000 mistakes. when im reading it about something idk much about im like: ‘maybe everything in here is wrong’.

I agree, the Bible is full of man’s folly, it is also full of God’s truth.

You mean God’s truth while he is on hardcore hallucinogens?

God is not intrinsically male or female for the sake of reproduction, nor is God physical or finite that He could succumb to the impression of drugs. We are all important little pieces in the grand Providence of the universe. And life for the individual is richer when we choose to be a life giving influence, rather than a corrupting breather of death.

Topic: Off-topic / I would defiantly recommend this product for your friends.

Defiantly: Marked by defiance; boldly resisting : full of or showing defiance : bold, impudent

Topic: Off-topic / how to killl some1

Love your enemies, nothing annoys them as much.

Topic: Off-topic / This Just In: All Textbooks Worldwide Are Completely Filled With Fake Information

Originally posted by Rolby:

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Originally posted by Rolby:

my history books have like 10000000 mistakes. when im reading it about something idk much about im like: ‘maybe everything in here is wrong’.

I agree, the Bible is full of man’s folly, it is also full of God’s truth.

dude, i was talking about history books. not the bible. u cant know if the bible is real or fake, maybe the world was veeeery different back then.

Sure was, just going with the OP.

Topic: Off-topic / This Just In: All Textbooks Worldwide Are Completely Filled With Fake Information

Originally posted by Rolby:

my history books have like 10000000 mistakes. when im reading it about something idk much about im like: ‘maybe everything in here is wrong’.

I agree, the Bible is full of man’s folly, it is also full of God’s truth.

Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Originally posted by GrandmaTaco:

Originally posted by Terminatorn:

You are a creature that looks a beetle. Which is nice, coz I like beetles.

Do you like THE Beetles too?

See what I did there? LOL.

Well at least someone hear has a sense of music ;)

The above grandma taco’s first post. I hope there are good things to come.

Topic: Off-topic / This Just In: All Textbooks Worldwide Are Completely Filled With Fake Information

Since when is a Bible a “text book”? It has practically been banned from public schools.

I believe the Bible is valuable source of philosophical and historic information, but it should not be taught in public schools. The Bible is by no means a “Textbook” by common understanding of the term.

Topic: Off-topic / How to be as moral as a vegan but still eat meat

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Lobster scream.

MMMMMMmmmmmm… Screamy yummy goodness… with drawn butter.

Topic: Off-topic / The Atari Swordquest Contest

Originally posted by ThetaPrime01400:

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Atari has been resting on it’s laurels for so long that they have nothing left to bring to the table. I am constantly disappointed with Atari’s halfhearted attempts to appeal to today’s gamer. They even manage to screw op the retro appeal of their original masterworks by ruining introductions, overpricing, and insulting their fan base!

This is very true, but at the time, they were revolutionary.

Absolutely, truth is, those guys tripped out and smoked up one too many times.
They could have been the American Nintendo.

Topic: Off-topic / I beat Kirby air ride,city trial.

dude

Topic: Off-topic / Why I think I would make a good mod

Originally posted by VforVendetta:

Originally posted by Aleazor:

Why would you want to be a mod? We’re scalawags, and wouldn’t have it any other way.

How do I apply?!

Requirement 1: Scalawag away
Requirement 2: See Requirement 1

Topic: Off-topic / The Atari Swordquest Contest

Atari has been resting on it’s laurels for so long that they have nothing left to bring to the table. I am constantly disappointed with Atari’s halfhearted attempts to appeal to today’s gamer. They even manage to screw op the retro appeal of their original masterworks by ruining introductions, overpricing, and insulting their fan base!