Recent posts by 2by4 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Would you fuck yourself?

Apparently, if you give yourself a blowjob, it’s gay.
But giving yourself a handjob is totally okay.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [News] Castlewars' MP server shutting down by 5/31/14!

Originally posted by SimonDK:
Originally posted by 2by4:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Awesome idea! It’s not like we already have a thread for that.

Sorry Adv0. I just wanted to make sure everyone will see this. So I made a separate thread for this. IAmTheCandyman made a separate for Dinowaurs and Remnants of Skystone too.

Again, I’m very sorry.

I personally have a higher chance of seeing it if it’s written in the Broken Badges thread, because it’s a thread that I’m keeping an eye on. But making a new thread is fine too.

It’s a “news” thread anyway..

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Can I report someone for thread plagiarism?

lol I don’t think AEBEATIAxSOOKIES got the joke.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Broken badges

Originally posted by adv0catus:

Uhm, ok.

I’ll take that as a yes :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Broken badges

Originally posted by 2by4:

PICK UP THE MEDIUM BADGE IN CASTLEWARS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

Castlewars multiplayer server, Mochimedia, will shut down on May 31, 2014.
The developer “m0rkeulv” is very busy with school and probably won’t be working to get the multiplayer back online anytime soon. But he did say he is working on the game to make it functional without Mochi as said below; note: m0rkeulv meant “31.05.14” instead of “31.04.14”! Thank you @The_Atari_Kid for pointing that out!


- News 29.04.2014 —

  • Mochimedia will shut down 31.04.2014.

The company that made it possible for me to make this game
is sadly shutting down, the game however, will live on.
I am working on making it functional without mochi but there
is a high chance unknow bugs will appare after 31.04, I
will try to sort out any critical new bugs when i get time.



So if you have not picked up the ridiculously hard badge(everyone quits before losing), go get it before the following date.


I hope many users will go on throughout the month so it’s not always dead, and give many of us a chance to earn the badge.


If you think you cannot earn the badge on time, open a different browser (ex.ie) and play the game as a guest. Then switch to the other browser (ex.chrome) and win 5 times.


Thanks for reading and goodluck! :)


(grammar will be edited overtime.)

I hope you’re happy now adv0catus.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Community Spotlight

^ They still have the Community Spotlight? Wow.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Need help for PvP badges? Click here!

As of now, many old multiplayer games are dead, and there’s many badges to earn on those games.

As Candyman said, Dinowaurs is shutting down. And today, I found out Castlwars servers are shutting down at the end of the month.
If you really want the badges, use this strategy. I’m not sure if this is considered “cheating” since your versing yourself and winning. But you gotta do what you gotta do.


If you think you cannot earn the badges on time, open a different browser (ex.ie) and play the game as a guest or a different account(if you have to). Then switch to the other browser (ex.chrome) and win against your dummy user.
(modified tutorial from my previous thread.)


I hope this helps and goodluck! :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [News] Castlewars' MP server shutting down by 5/31/14!

@The_Atari_Kid
Thank you so much for pointing that out! I just fixed it!
Apparently, “m0rkeulv” made a mistake and said April, instead of May!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [News] Castlewars' MP server shutting down by 5/31/14!

Originally posted by adv0catus:

Awesome idea! It’s not like we already have a thread for that.

Sorry Adv0. I just wanted to make sure everyone will see this. So I made a separate thread for this. IAmTheCandyman made a separate for Dinowaurs and Remnants of Skystone too.

Again, I’m very sorry.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [News] Castlewars' MP server shutting down by 5/31/14!

PICK UP THE MEDIUM BADGE IN CASTLEWARS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

Castlewars multiplayer server, Mochimedia, will shut down on May 31, 2014.
The developer “m0rkeulv” is very busy with school and probably won’t be working to get the multiplayer back online anytime soon. But he did say he is working on the game to make it functional without Mochi as said below; note: m0rkeulv meant “31.05.14” instead of “31.04.14”! Thank you @The_Atari_Kid for pointing that out!


- News 29.04.2014 —

  • Mochimedia will shut down 31.04.2014.
The company that made it possible for me to make this game is sadly shutting down, the game however, will live on. I am working on making it functional without mochi but there is a high chance unknow bugs will appare after 31.04, I will try to sort out any critical new bugs when i get time.

So if you have not picked up the ridiculously hard badge(everyone quits before losing), go get it before the following date.

I hope many users will go on throughout the month so it’s not always dead, and give many of us a chance to earn the badge.

If you think you cannot earn the badge on time, open a different browser (ex.ie) and play the game as a guest. Then switch to the other browser (ex.chrome) and win 5 times.

Thanks for reading and goodluck! :)

(grammar will be edited overtime.)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Most badges on a single game?

Originally posted by Blizzard2000:

No game has more than four badges.

Thank you!

Originally posted by adv0catus:

You know how games can have hidden API? Avoid Cactus has hidden badges. It has 5 of them.

Haha good one Adv0! I still play that game from time to time, it’s pretty damn good. But if only Greg would actually badge your game :(

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Most badges on a single game?

The most I’ve seen is four, which is on many badged games.
But has Greg ever put 5+ badges on a single game? or is four the limit for every game?

Thank you for your time!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kong Sounds

Originally posted by d_e_s_t_r_o_y:

The idioticness of some on here

Well.. if you’re implying it to us, we’re just trying to help.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Originally posted by AndreiTan:
Originally posted by 2by4:
Originally posted by AndreiTan:

(ignoring 2by4)
Eat, sleep, tinker.

(Follow the rules please..)

“Here’s a word game played by starting with three words. The last word in the phrase must have at least three letters. From the last word a new 3 letter phrase must be made. Use the last 3 letters of the last word to as the first letters in the next 3 word phrase. Here’s an example:

User1: Try To Look

User2: On Our Kayak

User3: Yellow Artichoke Kings"

(You’re one the one who didn’t.)
Einstein’s curtains entwined.

(Well you shouldn’t be ignoring the previous player in the game(; )

Game start, dear.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Originally posted by AndreiTan:

(ignoring 2by4)
Eat, sleep, tinker.

(Follow the rules please..)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Now wake up.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get crappy recycled games for another 30 years. (dissing nintendo)
I insert Microsoft.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

friends.
Ferrari or Lamborghini?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get BANNED FROM THIS FORUM GAME.
I insert Greg.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Anyone has my accountinfos

Originally posted by xipes:

Thank you very much!!!
I am glad to got help from nice people, really!

Hopefully your problem will be resolved!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kong Sounds

Like what 123 said, a volume mixer should fix the problem! :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / I've finally realised why I don't like Kongregate anymore.

In my personal opinion.. Kongregate isn’t the same as it was a few years ago. Very sad..
I still love Kongregate as my 11 year old self and I always will! :)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / we are almost up to the 20th CAWgpanion and...

Originally posted by SicMirx:

Now if a crow Kongpanion is made in the future, he must be named Walter.

That would be awesome! Hopefully we’ll get a chance to earn past Kongpanions..
I missed the KongBot and now I’m never gonna collect a single Kongpanion after that. :/
I couldn’t stand looking at an incomplete collection.. aha. damn ocd..

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

I was very confused when I got the 2048 badge. The icon had the 256 tile and I had to earn a score of 2048.

Anyway, do what you gotta do Greg!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Should Kongai be taken down

People play the game from time to time and want to earn the badges tied to the game.
I, myself, want to earn the badges. And what adv0catus said, this will only make the broken badge issue worse.
And there’s no point in removing a game because apparently, “no one plays it”.