Recent posts by SamsterSamster on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / Co-Captain Caption Calamity - Round 1 rating!

Sup shortie <3 – 2/10

Hi Gandalf! – 3/10

I’ll go get my miners helmet – 1/10

You want some of my water? – 1/10

He seems to have high expectations on her – 4/10

Gulliver’s daughter first voyage – 3/10

Hey sexy! You come here often? – 1/10

He always was confused by the feelings he got when reading The BFG. – 8/10

I think I’m high; Man: I disagree – 2/10

I’m not a giant. I have big bones! – 3/10

Here in this picture, we see a tall and fat old lady looking down on his husband, and she’s telling him how sexy he is when he’s that small. The husband replies, “You’re much more sexy. Look at you, bending over in that pose! Ooh, so sexy.” They’re admiring each other. Except, turns out, it was all an illusion created by the highly trained super monkeys who are currently throwin’ dem darts at dem bloons. The lady is actually 1 inch tall, while the husband is 9 feet tall! How cool is that! Wait… what? – 2/10

Sup Shortie? – 2/10

I told you eating that water cooler was a bad idea. – 4/10

This guy is impressed over his newly bought Russian wife – 4/10

The only one who may call him ‘shorty’ – 5/10

Please don’t hurt me! – 3/10

A Fashion Adviser Helps a Woman Feel Attractive in High Heels Preparing for a Dinner Date. – 1/10

Please take off your heels, you’ll scratch the linoleum. – 7/10

Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ? – 5/10

Sup shawty – 2/10

That is one tall drink of water. – 8/10

“You know, you don’t actually need the high heels.” – 9/10

Feminism – 1/10

I’m glad we could finally see eye-to-eye. – 5/10

I’m so glad I moved to Texas! – 3/10

I thought you said you designed this house with me in mind, Geoff! – 6/10

And you’re a cute little fella, you are, although I didn’t think you were this kind of cute. – 5/10

Honey, I shrunk the boyfriend – 6/10

With you it’s always leg day. – 5/10

I can tell you’re not looking into my eyes. – 6/10

Does my butt look big in this? – 7/10

I like your shoes – 6/10

Recorded with potato – 1/10

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

Heh, 69th to get Jumbo ;)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Mylar

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

I haven’t known any answers to at least 3/4 of these rounds…

occooa 10/10 host best host

10/10 punctuality

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Town of Salem.

Add me adv0, my Steam name is SamsterSamster

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Vote] Kongregate Classic Games!

In no particular order:

Fancy Pants Adventure
Nuclear Eagle
Escape the Red Giant
Particles
Pyro

Honorable Mention: Sola Rola

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [New Feature] Introducing Kongpanions!

So, what’s this week’s Kongpanion?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Co-Captain Caption Calamity - Round 1 rating!

I’ll sign up, why not?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Dota 2

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A-Z : Current topic - Games you've enjoyed playing!

Xatu

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

Originally posted by Psychatog:

I think you meant to post that with your burranndonnnn account.

I personally disagree with MMOs being badged (at least with anymore than a medium badge), especially with so many closing down recently but can I just say that damn, you sound so bloody paranoid right now…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Never even heard of them :(

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Candy Corn

 
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Topic: Kongregate / February '15 Suggestion Thread

Minor niggle – can you keep commas consistent in numbers?

For instance, the forum game ‘The List’ currently has ‘19104’ posts and and ‘2,499,350’ views. Can you pick whether or not to have commas, not both? :L

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

BLOODY has asked me to host this round as he is busy today.


Round over

Elements in the 1869 Periodic Table

1. Iron (Fe) ~ Darkboy5846
2. Gold (Au) ~ hyproblast
3. Nitrogen (N) ~ jh05013
4. Oxygen (O) ~ HitmanPwner
5. Lead (Pb) ~ Pulsaris
6. Didymium (Di) [Now known to not be an actual element]
7. Zirconium (Zr)
8. Molybdenum (Mo)
9. Antimony (Sb)
10. Copper (Cu)


New round

Actor siblings ~ I need the name of two (or more) siblings (same family) who are both actors or actresses

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Best of 2014 Quest voting!

Run 3

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

(1854 Broad Street) cholera outbreak

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Motherfuckin’ Pumbloom Jigglypuff

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Super Mario 64

Edit: I’m totally up for hosting again if and when you’ve had enough BLOODY

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Qanun

 
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X

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Shenyang

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Respiration (if too broad, Krebs Cycle)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Romans?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Clavicle