We know why you’re on the forum. You know why you’re on the forum. There are really only two possibilities, and if you were a recruiting guild, you’d be starting your own thread, not reading ours.
What is it that Vetinari Industries can offer, you ask? Well, same as pretty much every other guild, actually. I mean, let’s be honest here: the only differences between one guild and another as far as this game is concerned come down to the following stats(which are all accurate as of last edit):
Current Members: 4
Current Daily Fee: 60
How Long We Will Let You (Or Anyone Else) Idle Before Kicking You (Or Them) Out: 48 hours
We’re a Reference To: The Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett
How Should I Apply?
Oooh. Good question, that. You can apply one of three ways.
First and best, send me a message in-game. With the little envelope button. at the top of your shop screen. That’s gonna be the fastest way to get in.
Second, you could post a message to this thread. That’ll be pretty quick, but it has the drawback of possibly generating a LOT of recruitment spam.
Finally, you could send me a Kongregate private message. That has the much worse drawback that I will never, ever read it. Seriously. Don’t bother. There has been a (2) up there for as long as I can remember, and I’m not inclined to ever click on it.
So yeah, come on in! DISC needs you!