Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

ABC

Katana or Machete

Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

Lightsabers aren’t real, you were just on LSD. You’re fine afterwards.

I drink a glass of lava.

Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

I get you off of Minecraft.

I swallow a barrel cactus, needles and all.

Topic: CS Portable / L!M!T Clan Recruiting REGISTER NOW!

Originally posted by macho109:

VOTE 1 Or 2?

Nice cooltext images. Mind if I join?

EDIT Nevermind

Topic: CS Portable / ☣ ]{H4o5 ☣

Originally posted by iGezus:

EvilDamien250351

+1
Good luck with the clan ;P

Thank you.

Topic: TDP4 Team Battle / TDP4 Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but they don’t work, and Javelin stops working on the game.

I wish to have killstreaks like sentry or death machine.

Topic: CS Portable / ☣ ]{H4o5 ☣

Originally posted by theguitarister:

Useless

You’re funny, kid.

Originally posted by macuahuitile:

Useless your right

You’re*, and if you two don’t like, get off of my thread.

Topic: CS Portable / ☣ ]{H4o5 ☣

This clan is just so a group of average and above skilled guys can kick ass as a team, and have fun.

“Wtf is Khaos?”

Well, it is officially marked down as ☣ ]{H405 ☣, and the clan tag is KH4o5 (just copy/paste the first symbol). And chaos is the complete lack of order and control over a certain group or thing. When we explode on a map, you can’t hold us.

Rules & Guidelines

Rules?!?! But you said it was a complete lack of order!

Yes, yes, I know. Stfu and read.

• No trolling, flaming, spamming, or rickrolling of another clan member. Yes, rickrolling.

• Be responsible and mature when on forums and chatrooms. You set an example of the clan, so make it a good example.

• You must be active. Be on at least one or two times a week. If you won’t be on for a duration longer than 7 days, notify us before hand.

• You must listen to all higher ranked clan members. If I give an order, you must carry it out. No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.

Requirements

I don’t have strict requirements, but I do need you to answer my questions.

• K/D is 1.15 or higher
• You have at least $100,000
• >_ 3000 kills, with <_ 3000 deaths
• Correct grammar and spelling, regardless of it being the internet.
• 14 Years old or older (Don’t lie. I can tell.)

Application

• Kong Name (and link)/ IGN
• Age
• Kills/Deaths & K/D Ratio
• How long you’ve played CSP
• Rank
• Other notes

Clan Ranks

The ranks go in a simple order, not too complex, but not dumb.

Commander – Executive Leader, Head of the clan

General – Acts almost as a moderator, controlling other members and lower branches of the clan.

Sargent – The midpoint of the clan, a “moderator in training”

Corporal – A newer member of the clan, but still active & skilled.

Private – New member, hasn’t proven anything.

Clan Roster

Commander
EvilDamien250351

General

Sargent

Corporal

Private
deosurtz

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Topic: TDP4 Team Battle / TDP4 Corrupt-A-Wish

Originally posted by E35Shocked:

Granted, but then this game is fked like TDP3.

I wish to be Creator of TDP4. :P

Granted, but you get no administration powers because you forgot your admin password and couldn’t get it back.

I wish for a character skin that looked like Steve from Minecraft.

Topic: TDP4 Team Battle / TDP4 Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but explosion radius kills everyone on the map, and everyone stops playing.

I wish I had every gun in the game for free, and unlimited ammo.

Topic: TDP4 Team Battle / TDP4 Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but an update comes out where all cash is invalid.

Topic: CS Portable / *Official Forum Page of Clan Merq.*

Originally posted by iGezus:

EvilDamien250351

Unfortunately you need to be rank 2 to join. But I’ll happily play you to show you the skill you’re up against (;

I respect your decision, and hopefully our paths will cross at another time.

May I ask though, how does the ranking system work? Is it by kills, K/D, wins, etc.?

Topic: CS Portable / *Official Forum Page of Clan Merq.*

I’d like to apply, although I am a newer player.

Kongregate Name: EvilDamien250351
CS Portbale Name: evildamien250351
Kills/Deaths: 1255/1176 (1.07 KD)
Rank: 14
Preferred Weapons: All depends on the map
Age: 13
Time Zone: -7 GMT (Arizona)
Notable Prior Claims: N/A
Additional Notes: I have skill in intermediate, short maps. Parkour city is not my biggest skill area.

Topic: Off-topic / Slender Man

There is both evidence he exists, and also evidence to prove he is fake.

Both somewhat conflict.

Fake

2009, Something Awful forums. They decided to hold a new myth creature contest. Victor Surge posted two photo-shopped pictures featuring a moderate sum of children and an unusual character without a face. He also posted unproven facts about the children and the “Slenderman”.

So, this shows that the Slenderman is just a character created a good 4 years ago by some guy to scare others.

Real

In one of the Victor Surge pictures, it had a child on a slide in the foreground, and in the mid-ground you could see other children playing in a sandbox. Next to a tree in the mid-ground, you could see a man with an obscure or nonexistent face. Well, 7 hours later every child depicted in the picture went missing. This was one of the few facts Victor did not mention in his pictures.

Key search: SCP-582: Bundle

This brings you to the famous “Secure; Contain; Protect” Foundation site. Now, in this entry of the “Bundle” portfolio, a lot of information is cut out due to security issues. In the description of bundle, it tells that bundle has the power of “passive reality modification”. This means that it changes what you sense or feel without you realizing it (at least for a majority of the time). And people correlate this to “Slendersickness”, and the insanity that happens to people that encounter him.

Later on in the entry, the SCP personnel list the personal descriptions of bundle.

Alpha: Has no visible face (or cloaked, and obscured from vision), and carries around a sack or has blood dripping from differing appendages.

Beta: Uses manifestation Alpha as a disguise, and seems to be made out of molten tar (melted goo, and can bend/flex into any form)

Gamma: A 100m wide tree that has illuminated properties, and poisons anyone inside of the radiation range. It has been once observed feeding off of manifestation beta.

Delta: The only SCP that has actually been fully contained by the foundation. Has no way of expressing any thoughts or emotions, and cannot escape from it’s module.

Epsilon: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Zeta: Exists in more than three dimensions, and cannot fully be perceived by humans, and is the result of 358 deaths, and a local restructuring event. (I researched, and all data explaining about Zeta or the incident was expunged, and cannot be found)

Zeta Prime: The post-metamorphosis version of Zeta. If Zeta or Zeta Prime is spotted, than [DATA EXPUNGED].

If you piece all of it together, than you get a vague visualization of the Slenderman. Now, honestly, I can’t prove he’s real or not.

Topic: Off-topic / If God doesn't exist, then who created me?

It’s all due to adaptive cells and genetics. Humans evolved from monkeys. How do you explain dinosaurs? If humans were the first thing on Earth, did “God” just put a bunch of giant bones in the ground because he wanted to?

Exactly.

Topic: Off-topic / Super Bowl

Honestly, I want Ray to win one more, but deep in my mind I know the 49ers will win.

Originally posted by Hallucent:

I’ll pick the Ravens because they have a better quarterback and an elite running back.

Two things: Colin Kaepernick is already better than Joe Flacco, and he can run. Oh, and there is also Frank Gore. I’d choose Colin Kaepernick over Flacco, and Frank Gore is a more balanced running-back.

Your argument is invalid.

Topic: Off-topic / Amish Mafia

XD Saw that show today, and wondered what type of methods the Amish Mafia used to get the village quilt-sellers to pay their fees.

I wish the Amish were more like this…

Topic: Off-topic / You have all been trolled

Lock the forum – . -

Rolby isn’t posting, and this guys is an attention whore spawning a ridiculous conspiracy about “OMFG IS THIS GUY REELY ROLBY ROFL!?!?!”

Topic: Off-topic / I just challenged this guy to a fight...

Violence doesn’t solve anything – . -

Especially when you have no friends to talk to so you post it on OT.

Somebody lock this

Topic: Off-topic / OT, write me a rap

Originally posted by Aldir:

Originally posted by EvilDamien250351:

Boohoo people on the internet insulted my rap sensibilities

Fix’d

You’re funny. I honestly feel sad for you, considering you took the time to completely edit my real post.

And that didn’t even sound like an insult…it sounded like a sarcastic remark.

Originally posted by YukkuriRemi:

Originally posted by Zoronii:

This thread is painful to read.

It’s, like, art, maaan
Most of you average Andies don’t see the BEAUTY of threads like this

I’d rather read a story about two trees having sex and producing an abundance of acorns than re-read this forum.

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but you can only ride your ostrich with your big-toe, it’s only 5 inches tall.

I wish I had the world’s biggest pancake.

Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

6/10 The instrumental is great, but the singer’s voice is an abortion. I hate the whiny singers in metal now.

Here’s some real heavy metal: Public Enemy No. 1

Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

Originally posted by killverill900:

opps, Minecraft or roblox?

Minecraft.

Football or Soccer.

Topic: Off-topic / I wrote a horror story for my language arts class for a homework assignment.

Originally posted by Rolby:

wtf? language arts? wtf is that? and y the fuck do u have school at winter holiday?

You, sir, are obviously 9 years old and are still picking your nose in a 3rd grade classroom.

Topic: Off-topic / Football V.S. Tennis

Football. Better pay. Better entertainment. Manlier. Nothing else needs to be said.