Recent posts by VoodooCoffeeGuy on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Are you scared of flying?

No, I enjoy piloting my Co Commander 503 I purchased some years back.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Got chased around by two kids shooting fireworks at me

How can you aim a firework?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how shit has OT gone since I've last been here?

i remember you

go fuck urslef

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Mods on OT must be pretty gay.

Originally posted by V0idGuard:

bagina

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's this forum about?

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

OT is really a place to shove all the miscellaneous stuff that doesn’t fit into the other forums. You wanna talk about how you don’t like raisins in your cookies? OT’s the best place for that. Do you want to talk about your favorite movie? OT is good for that too.

On paper, but in practice it consists of general themes and trends, most of which only last a few days and reactions to those themes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm barely conscious...

You dragged your hands to the keyboard so you seem fine.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Israel and Palestine

lol i think obama should just nuke everyone in the levant

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Trolley Problem

I would not pull it so more people would die. Then, if the one person on top is a female, I have sex with her and then kill her.



Also, by not pulling it I am saving one life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ≡|OT Forum simulator OFFICIAL thread|≡

Originally posted by Mr_Down:

Well, good luck. I’d probably never be able to do something like that. I’d just mess it up.

> self-defeating newfag

this is new

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who's that OTer?

Originally posted by IceBomb45:

10/10, would fuck.

umm reported 0_0
coming from frozen sperm
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are your emotional responses?

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

Whenever I remember the Alamo, I think about ruffies.

I misread that as this:



When I am in the forest, I feel like I am in a forest.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have a horrible headache

Originally posted by CowFriend:

I haven’t had a headache in a long, long time. I don’t really know what it feels like anymore, but I would probably do what I normally would and pound my head a couple times if it starts hurting.

Well, it usually calms down by night and it did, ate an ice cream and it kind of totally disappeared, I don’t know if I should be amazed or scared.

But, but, brain freeze.

Brain freeze is a type of headache.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who's that OTer?

Originally posted by CowFriend:

Jesus, I never thought anyone would use that shitty alternative for faggot

It’s okay, let it all out. I know you’re mad that no one has ever called you that, you masochist.

I couldn’t decide between them, so I will offer both.



Sarcasm?





P.S: I remember you as an optimistic, giddy, cow-themed member of the community, not some edgy, opportunistic persona with some anime for an avatar. What happened?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you rip off your hand for 1000 USD?

No. I could make more with my hands than 1000 USD in a month.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How the fuck do these women even fucking breathe?

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

radical feminists are super paranoid and think all men are out to rape them.

obviously all men want to go after ugly fat chicks

so true

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Just a daily reminder I was the best poster of the new generation. And I still am.

Originally posted by cesarcurado:
Originally posted by Caravine:

Discuss how it’s:
Me>Everybody

are you retarded

lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do we really want a gamer as President?

Originally posted by theworld404:

I think it would be fun to meet him in an MUD.

Fix’d.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ''Let it go'' is about farting

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by Caravine:
Originally posted by CoolPassUser:
Originally posted by Heatblast1:

Get off OT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HAIL SATAN 666

Originally posted by Shockwave443:

Satan? Are you talking about that big fat guy on a sleigh with the presents and trees?

Decoded:

Santa = Satan
Teacher = Cheater

 
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Topic: Off-topic / CROWpliments

compliment the superiorities of CROWS :>>>>>>>

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have a horrible headache

Drill a hole into the affected area, then use a fish hook to remove adjacent brain matter.

Or use one of those electrode treatments.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who's that OTer?

Originally posted by Caravine:

Last question for the day:

Rarely posts.
EXTREMELY high post count.
Is liked throughout the oldfags.
MLP Fan.

V0idguard?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever gotten in trouble with the POLICE??

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

My School Driver once.

wat

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who's that OTer?

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

Voodoocoffeeguy?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
my sides
ROFL
I never thought anyone would ever mention me
I hoped no one would mention me too
I don’t even fit the criteria
Didn’t capitalize my name correctly either
I was so surprised when I saw this lol
I don’t think I was ever popular
Or rated at all

Originally posted by CowFriend:

Popular: liked, admired, or enjoyed by many people or by a particular person or group.

You can say that for a lot of OTer. New shuckles have always gotten a lot of flak.

shuckles
Jesus, I never thought anyone would use that shitty alternative for faggot
 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you had to count the number of circles to save your life, cud u do it?

Originally posted by Klatu:

Zero. Circles have no straight sides.