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Topic: Off-topic / OT Giveaways

but bombs
have a use
to kill

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why the fuck are porn sites the best managed/programmed?

The doorbell rang. Anuspal looked up while being ass fucked by an emaciated Amane. In his fat, ugly nakedness, he opened the door and the cold, noght wind swept in. Rolby’s muscular body stepped through the doorway onto the cheap linoleum floor, his massive donger swaying wtih each swept. Amane’s jaw dropped in awe at his perfect tan. Closing the door behind him, Rolby’s hand stretched to Anuspal’s massive breats and squeezed them. Anuspal barely managed a squeaking “Your hands are cold!” before moaning.

Rolby replied with a masculine “Where’s the bitches?” Anuspal pointed to the kitchen, where Maowee, George and Mikkmar were tied up and interchangingly being fucked indiscriminately by Crow, Zhs, Zam, Pokerpo, Adv0 and Cesar. Mme’s dead, semen-covered bloody body layed next to some torture instruments. Rolby grabbed Pokerpo, who was fucking Mikkmar’s mouth, his back to Rolby, and took his place. Zam, finishing up Maowee’s tight, cum-filled bum, took his place under Rolby’s outstretched legs and began giving Rolby a rimjob with some ball-sack action. When it was all over they released those Mikkmar and George animals and brought over Anuspal and Amane for a gangbang of Maowee. Maowee held two cocks at once with another in her mouth and two in her ass while whoever left fapped onto her chest. The two sub-humans fucked her like animals and she moaned with pleasure. 5 hours later and finally she died from exhaustion, with atleast 5 gallons of semen bursting out of all her holes. The men fell on eachother and after a short nap woke to fuck eachother in all holes. Rolby was especially fought over. Shortly later, they all put on blindfolds and stood in a circle, so that everyone had a dick in their ass amd their dick in another. Experienced with the routine and a metronome to keep the rapid tempo, every other person would move forward and then on the next beat the other half would do the same, making sure that in turn everyone’s anus and penis would be simulated. After sometime of this they took off their blindfolds and committed to 69 with eachother. Finally, a day and a hald after the nearly-nonstop orgy began, they enjoyed in relieving themslevs on eachother, and happily ate eachothers excretions. Without matter to cleaning themsleves, they cooked and feasted upon the variously cooked parts of Maowee’s and Mme’s corpses. They all readily chewed upon the fired breats while sampling the stir fried legs and steaks. Dessert was the brains still in their skulls. As soon as the bones were sucked of their marrow, the doorbell rang again and it was a massively obese Gabidou. Staring at his microscopic penis, they instead tied him with his stomach to the floor and all 8 fit their penises into his anus, moving as. Soon, his anus was so stretched it began to openly bleed, and they left him to die, a gaping hole gurgling hole sticking out were his anus once was. Zam exclaimed “Ready for the toys?” and they all cheered wildly. Adv0 proceeded to his closet and brought out a variety of sex toys, some over 7 feet long. After some self-experimentation, a gallon of lube was brought out and used on Rolby, before out his nose into his ass and inhaled, proceeding to lick it clean afterwards. Finally, with everyone looking on, he carefully inserted the massive dildo into Rolby. Fitting the whole thing in, Rolby whimpered and then fell dead, the dildo having penetrating his brain and not out of his mouth as proper. Zam tried the same with all others with no different a result. Feeling guilt, he proceeded to kill himself with the massive 16 foot dildo.

The End.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you woke up in the middle of WW2 what would you do?

Originally posted by GeorGeKiLLeRx:

I would…..get a gun, a shield and a helmet.
Then let the fight begin!

>shield
>ww2
underage confirmed

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Reaction to porn

Originally posted by aguspal:

Has yet to happen, unless you count those annoying porn ads, which are creepy and grotesque.

da

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Dad Knows I Watch Porn

lol i remember this thread

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Side View Generator

Condom
gee

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?

I would stomp on him

 

Topic: Off-topic / Earth's Elements in Bicycle® Playing Cards- Fire

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Topic: Off-topic / Earth's Elements in Bicycle® Playing Cards- Fire

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Topic: Off-topic / An OT Orgy

bump

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Earth's Elements in Bicycle® Playing Cards- Fire

y do u need money to do that
EDIT:

I and my partner Doug

gay

 
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Topic: Off-topic / School

subtract an hour for leavimg time on thursdays
elementary: 8:30 AM – 3:00 PM
middle school 8:10 AM – 3:20 PM
high school: 8:05 AM – 3:15 PM
for some reason one of our high schools is 8:55 AM – 2:15 PM
lucky ducks
but its probably the retard school

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT OFFICIAL | What do you despise?

how ops mom doesnt know how to bend during anal

 
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Topic: Off-topic / An OT Orgy

Originally posted by TheDarknessBelow:

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

No Potatoes?

FTFY

 

Topic: Off-topic / An OT Orgy

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Topic: Off-topic / Niceman555's Address and Name

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Topic: Off-topic / I saw gabidou the other day

You siad the same thing with MFT before he left
Also, it should be 150 milky ways

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Goodbye

Originally posted by AmaneDetective:

notepad.cc/thebutthurtcollection

I will be saving all blogs, websites and the posts I made here on the WaybackMachine so future generations see my brilliance.

Goodbye

Sure. If you were trying to fail.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / a strange man is fucking your dog

light the dog i kidnapped from gabi on fire and strange mans dick burns off

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Immortal777s address and contact info

2700 Coral Ridge Ave, Coralville, IA 52241
IMCCInfo@iowa.gov
319-626-2391
Press 6 and ask for Immortal

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Describe OT as a whole in 1 words

Niggers

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Off-Topic Knight Trilogy (OTK)

I wanna be one of the people the Joker kidnaps in Knight Rises

 
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Topic: Off-topic / For $100000, would you be willing to get castrated?

Not enough money for my balls.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Anti-Akaike Legion

Here we discuss why the “Akeike Legion” is a very shitty “organization”.
1.) Consists of spam
2.) Has Amane
3.) Claims to be anarchial while also claiming to want a strict organization
4.) Makes shit websites
5.) No is in it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Great Estonian Festival

estonia/10