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Topic: Off-topic / Off to school

This is an outrage for OT!
Our sons lie in many graves,
put there by FishNet blades and a few SDan ones too.
But we keep sending them to die
now here too.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [males only] what is your sex life

a cooling gel pillow

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you a virgin?

Originally posted by LatinSimone:

I’m an impure slut

can i have ur address

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is the quote box background color GREEN or YELLOW

Originally posted by DaAzianDragon:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:

Ok maybe we should do a quick little ’colorblindness test", can you see the hidden images within this larger image?

here

A poorly drawn mallet?

no
a dick

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you a virgin?

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:

aint no one ever going to steal my virginity
besides spider

Originally posted by TheDarknessBelow:

Yes

Originally posted by ninjaChameleon:

I’m a virgin.

Originally posted by Roki123:

Yes, hopefully until marriage.

Originally posted by Starsets:
Originally posted by TheDarknessBelow:

Yes

Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:

Duuuh, I’m 15.


lets change that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

fucking faggot

oh you like fucking faggots?
i’m sorry
but i don’t do that
 
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Topic: Off-topic / The ULTIMATE weapon aganist trolls/flammers

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by unicorns:

i dont no why but this thred is starting to burn my eyes. help HELLP

k

kk

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was your freshman year like?

Originally posted by SwagSwag:

no, it sounds like you’re a wheelchair retard

its ok that u feel that way. not every1 can handle my swag. i dont judge :)

k

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you a virgin?

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

aint no one ever going to steal my virginity
besides spider

Originally posted by TheDarknessBelow:

Yes

Originally posted by ninjaChameleon:

I’m a virgin.

Originally posted by Roki123:

Yes, hopefully until marriage.

Originally posted by Starsets:
Originally posted by TheDarknessBelow:

Yes

Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:

Duuuh, I’m 15.


lets change that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was your freshman year like?

Originally posted by SwagSwag:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by SwagSwag:

My freshman year was my favourite. every1 was jelly of my swag and da ladies threw rose at my feet and the guys wud kiss my hands cuz they super duper jelly of dis swagginess that i got cuz its prety crazy yo very swaggy up in hurr

im guessing you’re on of those make a wish foundation children

Why, you feel like giving me some money?

no, it sounds like you’re a wheelchair retard

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was your freshman year like?

Originally posted by SwagSwag:

My freshman year was my favourite. every1 was jelly of my swag and da ladies threw rose at my feet and the guys wud kiss my hands cuz they super duper jelly of dis swagginess that i got cuz its prety crazy yo very swaggy up in hurr

im guessing you’re on of those make a wish foundation children

 

Topic: Off-topic / hi

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Topic: Off-topic / Your dream job

Originally posted by A114One:

The same job we all have, being a human bean!

i’m not humus

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Petition for ruudiluca to become an Off-Topic moderator

Originally posted by Kazeelex:

Petitions never do anything. But sign.

Hell just become hated for no reason like the current mods.

mods have reason to be hated
and for this petition, we can atleast get their attention for a candidate they actually might consider

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Petition for ruudiluca to become an Off-Topic moderator

Originally posted by agusfriend:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by agusfriend:

LOL people dont read the username.

its the same person
you should know that retard

No its not
I don’t think you were around back when I had to fill in for aguspal.?

was there
obvious alt

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your dream job

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by 15man:

i want to make video games so fucking bad.
i can do all the programing for it. . .
but i don’t know any one that can do sound work, or make 3d modles.

get 3dmax
not that hard

is that hard. . at lest for a idiot like me, and i would still need a good sound guy
but the real issue is. . . well, for me to make a new engine from nothing. then fixing the bugs. . . then fixing the bugs you get from fixing the bugs. . . it would take like. . . three months. . .then i would have to spend a few months leaning how to make half way decent models. . . then like a month making them. . . then spend like a month making the sounds. . .
so about a half year’s worth of work to make a game that will be held down by the fact i suck at molding

then get a team
thats how all the modders do it
go find forum where you can organize one
i would pay (figuratively) to play your game

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Changed my mind, September is now Balloon avatar month

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:

reminder this is happening again soon

wow
u have 6969 posts

call me autistic but
how is it possible to shitpost as hard as this

k

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Changed my mind, September is now Balloon avatar month

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

reminder this is happening again soon

wow
u have 6969 posts

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Petition for ruudiluca to become an Off-Topic moderator

Originally posted by agusfriend:

LOL people dont read the username.

its the same person
you should know that retard

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Daily reminder that one of my stories influenced Elliot Rodger

how do you know he saw it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Petition for ruudiluca to become an Off-Topic moderator

sign

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your dream job

Originally posted by 15man:

i want to make video games so fucking bad.
i can do all the programing for it. . .
but i don’t know any one that can do sound work, or make 3d modles.

get 3dmax
not that hard

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you a virgin?

Originally posted by aguspal:

I think I am but honestly I could not care less atm.

>i think
this is one of the easiest questions
and you say “I think”
what is with you?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favorite Video Game Girl?

Originally posted by TheDarknessBelow:

Lara Croft

 
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Topic: Off-topic / L'Developer's Club

Originally posted by 15man:

itt: VoodooCoffeeGuy tries to hard

Originally posted by curadocesar3:

why

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which OTers would make the best couple?

this is going into an OT history book if one is ever made