Recent posts by VoodooCoffeeGuy on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / What's the craziest thing you would do for $1,000,000,000?

steal thumb drives from target

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man is flying above your house

i order his death

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Oldfag

Originally posted by jacobdg:

Is there anyone good here anymore?

nope
you were frozen in an icecube will the others died in an avalanche

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is the quote box background color GREEN or YELLOW

Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:

Ok maybe we should do a quick little ’colorblindness test", can you see the hidden images within this larger image?

here

 
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Topic: Off-topic / seid gnikcuf dik a

Originally posted by Niceman21:

dnuorgkcab eht ni gnirats ta kool tsuj

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Funniest OT moment ever?

wtf is crumpled and wtf is folded
i always use wet

-rolby

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Uberconfession by MadJedi

pretty sure madjedi quit
voluntarily

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ugh Horrible day

Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Swearing when I was a kid resulted in a smack upside the head or a wooden spoon to the ass and I turned out great. People can say what they want but physical discipline is good for kids.

wooden spoon to the ass

lmao

also, physical discipline is stupid
if i wanted to do something i would do it regardless of being hit
plus, the more you hit, the more they alienate you
not only as they get older they build up more resistance to it
but the more you hit them the less it works

That’s a load of crap because you would think twice about doing something to avoid a beating, it’s human nature.

you support BEATING kids
wth is wrong with you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is the quote box background color GREEN or YELLOW

neon yellow
green if you use a tube tv for a monitor

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ugh Horrible day

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Swearing when I was a kid resulted in a smack upside the head or a wooden spoon to the ass and I turned out great. People can say what they want but physical discipline is good for kids.

wooden spoon to the ass

lmao

also, physical discipline is stupid
if i wanted to do something i would do it regardless of being hit
plus, the more you hit, the more they alienate you
not only as they get older they build up more resistance to it
but the more you hit them the less it works

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the social media website you hate the most?

facebook=stupid people
twitter=attention whores
instagram=more attention whores
myspace=whats that
google+=just boring shit
reddit=faggotry and shitty design
tumblr=SJW+some good porn

 

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Topic: Off-topic / Ugh Horrible day

put him in a woodchipper

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Comebacks for when someone calls you short

call them pants

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate this Gif

apng > gif

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite liquid to [nooooo it's a trap]

bumping again

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite liquid to [nooooo it's a trap]

bump

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BREAKING NEWS: SHITPOSTING IS EXTREMELY HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

Breaking News:

A recent discovery of an ancient Sumerian tablet dated to 5000 BCE has unearthed a treasure trove of knowledge very similar to modern scientific facts. Scientists have set out to prove the trustworthy of this data. The first fact, and the only one proven so far, is told:


in the far future of the 3rd era of man, a great people shall be born, those called Internet. They shall build a great capital known as 4chan, and a god-emperor known as Moot shall rule over them. They shall conquer the world, and rule for 10 years.

Then, the 4 Plagues shall befall the fertile lands, and they are: Faggotry, Moderation, and Abandon. Faggotry shall sweep through and kill many. Moderation shall settle and the blind shall enslave and whisper the peasantry. Wince come Abandon, for all should leave and lesser people come in their place, who sack all.

But the Worst of the Plagues: Shitposting. shall silently creep the lands, until it pour fourth from the highest Mountain, and wash away with great vigor the last of civilization, for many shall silently adopt it, by rotting the soul, body, and harvest with the greatest black tumors, and then the Creator Moot shall overlook his land, in disgust die. So shall it end, for it is written.

DON’T SHITPOST
YOU WILL DIE

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GET KONGREGATE™ GOLD™ TODAY FOR A 5% DISCOUNT

Originally posted by aguspal:

I will never buy anything thats online.

whats if you had to save your entire village by buying your village online
or more specifically
your life

or virginity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / is 3$ too much for a taco? if not what would be your price limit for a taco

too much
0
just the service of the proletariat for the futuring of communism

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Make out with one family member

my 9th cousin
in other words, some random white person

 
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Topic: Off-topic / SHOULD DANGEROUS sports be banned??

Originally posted by spookyskeleton:
Originally posted by bobby71983:

No. If enough people die, enough people will stop participating in said dangerous sports, and it will effectively ban itself.

It is self sufficient and does not need tampering with.

I disagree. Some sports pay so good, people will ignore how dangourous they are

And i also disagree about them banning themselves. Its like texting while driving…Its dangorous and lots of people die. But its still going strong

like drugs
unprotected sex
teams with pyros
the sex me and ur mom have ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A counterargument to Windows 10 haters

Originally posted by Rolby:

too long didnt read lol

i’ve forgotten why you were missed

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sexy Chick Magnet

Originally posted by Rolby:

i should have never listened to the tips of that homo furry rich

10/10
made my day

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A counterargument to Windows 10 haters

Originally posted by Ubervierte:
Originally posted by unicorns:
Originally posted by Ubervierte:

Windows 10 has no cons. It’s better than any OS before it. It’s more social, it’s more connected, it’s more fun and it’s more modern.

yes but will it give me blowjobs?

Is this a lame attempt at a joke or a lame attempt at trolling?


Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by Ubervierte:

Windows 10 has no cons. It’s better than any OS before it. It’s more social, it’s more connected, it’s more fun and it’s more modern.


thats all the things i’m trying to avoid


Why wouldn’t you want any of these things?


because
social=gay
connected=obama
fun=pathetic
modern=shit