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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Good Month Thread

Bad month

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Finally Completed Every Badge

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

I beat the whole game and got all the badges so up yours.

I beat all 3 games but didn’t get amy of the badges because it was on my brother’s account

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Summer or Winter?

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

Pools

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Make a name that's almost similar to your name

almost similar

wat

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How can I get shorter?

Originally posted by occooa:
Originally posted by bobby71983:

So you are like 5"3 or so, and you want to be shorter? I’m 5"9, and I feel like a midget.

Why would you want to be short anyway?

5’9" is fine for a guy. My boyfriend is 16 and 5’9".

cocoa and bobby are partners
wait for the autistic children and alcoholic parents

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Saturday night and you're home rofl

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

Don’t hate on the soy milk, at least it isn’t alcohol where you regret your entire life, destroy any chance with your crush when you embarrass the living life out of yourself, and golly the best part, wake up hating yourself. That’s what I’ve learned from all the people surrounding me at least.

If there’s anything to hate, almond milk or anything it. Holy [expletive] I knew it was a mistake to get ice cream at Whole Foods, [expletive] almond milk based ice cream.

TL;DR: Our soycaholic mod Mme rants about almond milk

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How old are ya?

666

 
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Topic: Off-topic / CELLPHONES JUST PLAIN SUCK¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

good thread

mlg m8

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Magikarp is best pokemon

Magikarp OP. Nerf now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Serious Discussion challenges Off-Topic.

Originally posted by cromagin2:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:

1: sd isnt on the “my kong” button
2: ot lock 80% of all threads
3: we dont advertise our forum in other forums
:)

1: SD is not on My Kong because we assume you are smart enough to find us. I guess we were wrong.
2: 80% of all threads are locked is not something to brag about.
3: We advertise because we are that damn good and Off Topic is not.

:o)

1: Why would we go to your shithole backwater?
2: Neither is being gay. Get out, fag.
3: We don’t advertise because we are too good and don’t need new users for our forum because they are dying of the gay cancer they got from being on SD.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what the fuck do i do

Sell her into slavery

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you know if you have a broken nose

Originally posted by DaAzianDragon:

Signs and symptoms of a broken nose:

Pain or tenderness, especially when touching your ass

Swelling of your penis and surrounding areas

Bleeding from your anus

Bruising around your anus

Crooked or misshapen penis

Difficulty breathing through your anus

Discharge of mucus from your anus

Feeling that one or both of your anal passages are blocked

FTFY

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you know if you have a broken nose

Originally posted by sabercow:

Can you still smell?

I C WUT U DID THER M8

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do pizza delivery driver like to deliver in the rain?

If I was the delivery man I would wear a Vendetta mask and hand out the pizza to homeless people before shitting in the soggy, empty box and handing to you. When you end up giving me a nice tip, I tip my fedora and leave the money on your doorstep.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Everyone should use [expletive]

Originally posted by Cwovictor:
Originally posted by occooa:

Snow is a good word. Don’t ruin it with your inability to use English properly.

Originally posted by Cwovictor:

“Some swearing can be allowed (we here at Kongregate are no saints)”

Rules don’t matter. God matters.

I’d rather follow something that exists.

How do you know Yawweh doesn’t exist? Agnosticism mate

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you know if you have a broken nose

WebMD

 

Topic: Off-topic / I am an troll.

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Topic: Off-topic / Average cost of human body parts.

I’m gonna buy some arms

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Pokemon]

Darkrai or Deoxys

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pokémon: Best Wonder Trades?

Originally posted by zhs00000:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by zhs00000:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

Lvl 100 Darkai (even though I already had one) for Lvl 83 Venusaur

Then that Darkrai was hacked in since it’s impossible to trade one.

No it’s not

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Legendary_Pok%C3%A9mon#Characteristics_of_Legendary_and_Mythical_Pok.C3.A9mon
If they cannot be traded over the GTS, then they cannot be traded over Wonder Trade. I tested my Celebi, Jirachi, Darkrai, and Diancie and they all couldn’t be traded on Wonder Trade. Unless you were thinking of normal trades, which mythical Pokémon can be traded. Mythicals could be traded on the GTS in Gen 5 but Wonder Trade wasn’t introduced until Gen 6.



Try wonder trading a Darkrai to wait for the conformation to trade it. It will not appear and will instead say “This is a special Pokémon! You can’t trade it!”.

This was back in Gen 4 though

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Everyone should use [expletive]

fuck you figfig

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pokémon: Best Wonder Trades?

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

level 11 zubat for level 12 zubat
easy levels

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fuck, OT

Originally posted by StillbornHorse:

This is incredibly lame. You need to get a life.

Fuck you nigger read a Sartre book

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fuck, OT

Originally posted by hyproblast:
Originally posted by Strawuni:

I just had a dream. Where everyone from OT just got summoned into this white room, I saw 35kdog, Vegard, Metallifan2, and some other people on there. I mean, they actually got summoned, real life! I kinda saw some minors, but who cares.

So, what is the most strangest dream involving OT you’ve had?

I don’t dream.

I can’t sleep

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pokémon: Best Wonder Trades?

Originally posted by zhs00000:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

Lvl 100 Darkai (even though I already had one) for Lvl 83 Venusaur

Then that Darkrai was hacked in since it’s impossible to trade one.

No it’s not