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Topic: Off-topic / i accidentally POOPED on my moms bed HELP

this is going into the webarchive to be remembered by future Internet historians as the thread a newfag ruined his moms bed and is presumably laid to rest in a shallow grave in his backyard

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "Everyone has a shitposter deep inside us"

Originally posted by aguspal:

Its just that some are better at controlling it than others…

Do you agree?

I am not sure if it is actually true. It has got me thinkinh…

odd

hows the Falklands goin for ya? “whitey”?

 

Topic: Off-topic / Do Admins ever get tired of banning Gevock?

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Topic: Off-topic / That feel when hotel Internet speed on a 4th gen iPod.

Originally posted by terroriztical:

all I can say on this topic is that when I had wifi access on my ipod at a hotel last time at Niagara falls, I used it quite honestly to watch pornography. if you’re saying it’s slow lagging try re-starting and taking breaks staying busy doing other stuff in the mean-time.

or fill it up with 1600 images and use VLC to download webms

 
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Topic: Off-topic / yo fags im back

Originally posted by threethreeohone:

hello
​A message for you:

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u know they already crakce dthat particular puzzle of cicada u know

 

Topic: Off-topic / I saw Pixar's "Inside-Out" today. [Obligatory Spoiler Warning]

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Topic: Off-topic / What do you think about the entire 3D Minecraft/Microsoft thingy?

Originally posted by Ruudiluca:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Never understood why people play minecraft.

I should respond to everything in Minecraft signs from now on.

minecrafts been shit since 1.5
not only thats when autistic featurs really came in,
but it became a norm for normal people to really play
it wasnt just full of autists anymore
it was now full if white trash

 
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Topic: Off-topic / yo fags im back

Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:

Well thats good cuz there isn’t any here, you been gone too long, newfags took over and now you are SCREWED and I’m tired and going to bed now… back to my dark shadows once more.
Goodnight :) And remember, I’m always watching you…. alwaaays watching….

newfags been here since newfags bin ere
ive been ere sporoadicallyy since oct 2012

 
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Topic: Off-topic / snorting powered caffeine is not good for gaming

tu must pray to teh ancient pantheon of our gods and sing the hymn
“O’, shrek
O’ G’nit’ekr’am
O Mitnik
grant us wisdom,
so we may serve thee.
O Steam
o [sex]Jobs
o Microshift Wangblows,
do not fail,
so we do not stop payin,
O rolby
o zam
o 4chan
not red-blr
o grant us the internet,
o MLG
o Gaben
o devs,
empower us”

and so it is a fly shall buzz pas thees monitor,
and so you shall either have wasted your time, gain magical power, or quit and find a better game

 

Topic: Off-topic / yo fags im back

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Topic: Off-topic / i accidentally POOPED on my moms bed HELP

Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

lel

Cover up you pig.

who u tokin 2 shawty

Talkin’ to you boy, I quoted YOUR post

aent no one sed u cood do at u no

Ya know, you must be realted to Maowee and urFEAR, you their brother?

i did sum IRL gangbang wit maowee n rolby n cesar
urfear is jus an alt of dat van halen or whatevr guy hoo likd hamsters

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Against Stop Snitching

Originally posted by terroriztical:

What’s up with the whole “stop snitching” movement? if you witness crime or are the victim of a crime shouldn’t you report it to authorities such as police? why not? that seems to be the right thing to do. I’m writing this thread up in a hurry so it may not be perfectly written. even within police I’ve heard stories and read articles of cops losing their jobs for “snitching” on other cops in ways like reporting police abuse. I’ve been the victim of a crime and no one “snitched” (reported to the police) which really sucked as anyone who has been the victim of a crime and didn’t get fair redemption could relate. the criminals got away and weren’t punished. the crime was unjustified unfair savage to me (didn’t do anything to deserve it). Why does this kind of stuff happen in our corrupt societies? any insight appreciated. In my personal case I was nearly killed and barely survived. E: may I add too that I’m ignorant and have been as this happened and don’t like being and don’t want to be called by the term “snitch.” though I admit I snitched over a person stealing my cell-phone to my principal.

cus it da rite ting 2 du dont meen u shud du it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "Breeder" marriage now illegal in CHINESE COMMIE LAND

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

CHINESE COMMIE MASTERS have passed a bill saying that it’s now illegal for GLORIOUS HETEROSEXUALS to create more of themselves by MARRYING.

Discuss this atrocity.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i accidentally POOPED on my moms bed HELP

Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

lel

Cover up you pig.

who u tokin 2 shawty

Talkin’ to you boy, I quoted YOUR post

aent no one sed u cood do at u no

 

Topic: Off-topic / yo fags im back

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Topic: Off-topic / what is your favorite internet "meme"

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i accidentally POOPED on my moms bed HELP

Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

lel

Cover up you pig.

who u tokin 2 shawty

 

Topic: Off-topic / yo fags im back

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Topic: Off-topic / i accidentally POOPED on my moms bed HELP

lel

 
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Topic: Off-topic / headphones general

Originally posted by 15man:

0/10
not scary

stop woth this self martyring bullshit man,
okay, so for some reason your grandma cant live with you in said mobile home.
so what the fuck is an old woman supposed to do to get by?
prostitute herself to octogenarian-o-philes?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mac vs Windows vs Linux

Originally posted by Uberendung:

Mac

fag

 
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Topic: Off-topic / headphones general

We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.

PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long… I will type as fast as I can.

DO NOT USE THE CABLES!

We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this… accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the… whispers… began.

Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly… we began to UNDERSTAND.

No, no, please! I don’t want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out… oh, god, the screaming… the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!

WHY CAN’T I FORGET THE WORDS???

We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.

Do not use the cables!

























 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

Goodbye, OT.
Exactly ten years from this post, I shall return to see if I wish to post here again.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DoomlordKravoka Plays FreeOrion!

i thot this was jorge
goodbi

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I grew up dirt poor. How about you?

too bad not having money gives you scrubitis