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Topic: Off-topic / headphones general

Originally posted by 15man:

0/10
not scary

stop woth this self martyring bullshit man,
okay, so for some reason your grandma cant live with you in said mobile home.
so what the fuck is an old woman supposed to do to get by?
prostitute herself to octogenarian-o-philes?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mac vs Windows vs Linux

Originally posted by Uberendung:

Mac

fag

 
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Topic: Off-topic / headphones general

We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.

PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long… I will type as fast as I can.

DO NOT USE THE CABLES!

We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this… accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the… whispers… began.

Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly… we began to UNDERSTAND.

No, no, please! I don’t want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out… oh, god, the screaming… the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!

WHY CAN’T I FORGET THE WORDS???

We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.

Do not use the cables!

























 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

Goodbye, OT.
Exactly ten years from this post, I shall return to see if I wish to post here again.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DoomlordKravoka Plays FreeOrion!

i thot this was jorge
goodbi

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I grew up dirt poor. How about you?

too bad not having money gives you scrubitis

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Strange and unusual issues you have

being on OT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have a confession to make.

newfag

serve ur vets u fucking nigger

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How Bunneh ACTUALLY bun moderates

i fuck rabbits to kill my libido

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have a confession to make

SING WITH ME
IF ITS JUST FOR TODAY
MAYBE TOMORROW THE GOOD LORD’LL TAKE YOU AWAY

 
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Topic: Off-topic / TIL you can be 6-7 years old and still be a newfag

Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

One stops being a newfag when one learns that one must respect all – nations, races, opinions and even newfags.

wat

 
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Topic: Off-topic / TIL you can be 6-7 years old and still be a newfag

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Mafefe_Classic:
Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Mafefe_Classic:
Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Mafefe_Classic:
Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by aguspal:

What do we do now?

Got booze in my mini fridge, you want some?

No sorry I dont drink I am pure

Aguspal confirmed for designated driver aka giant pussy

How the hell is this any different from your crow persona

my crow persona was me but with crow puns.

if u werent a newfag u would know that lol

LOL

This was too much xDdd…

But seriously when do you think someone stops begin a newfag?

they stop being a newfag when they lrn2quote

Thats just a cellphone screw up not mine.

It’s your screw up for having that smartphone.

 

Topic: Off-topic / What do you think of Taylor Swift's 'Blank Space' overtaking Taylor Swift's 'Shake it Off' in viewcount on youtube?

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Topic: Off-topic / Treated unfairly again.

ITT: butthurtness

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you a virgin?

What about me?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Cloud Storage?

only if you share the porn

 

Topic: Off-topic / Official Mating Thread

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Topic: Off-topic / Official Mating Thread

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Topic: Off-topic / Official Mating Thread

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Topic: Off-topic / If you post any visible character in this thread or delete a post, you're retarded

هيلع داهجلا نالعإو ،ايسنج ذاش وه يلصألا قصلملا

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This thread will BLOW aguspal's mind

Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

And here I thought that South Americans didn’t exist.

its made up to draw away attention from 9/11

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why do posts with gabidous face get removed but others dont

autism theories
with your host niceman

 
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Topic: Off-topic / well today was a fun day on ot

Originally posted by ImplosionOfDoom:
Originally posted by TheDarkoko:

> Spend all afternoon insulting a few users.
> Good day

Baby Capybaras! all is forgiven.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Answering the atheists mocking the Holy Trinity

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Topic: Off-topic / Confessions of a Feminist: Why I Hate Animangus, And Why America Should BAN it.


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