Recent posts by VoodooCoffeeGuy on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / How do you feel when one of your fellow OTers gets perma bin

Imagine an OTer superglues a trash can to the floor

How do you react?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My dog ate a cat turd

He stuck his snout into the litterbox, then came out chewing on something and his breath smelled like shit.

I know eating feces isn’t uncommon in animals, but why? You’re more likely to get a parasite than the gain from redigested nutrients.

Lockblock (lol who says that anymore): Dicksuck stupid things you’ve witnessed from people and animals

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are your thoughts on interracial marriage?

So, does approving mean I think everyone should be biracial? Because I don’t, but if you want to, then you want to. The Bible doesn’t say anything about it, and I can already apply for biracial status if I wanted, but I consider myself far more white than native.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I tried to plug in my laptop charger,

ITT: dicsuxc the last him you missed the hole.

Like, what do you mean? There are lots of holes to miss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How OT Will Be Remembered

Originally posted by Ruudiluca:

OT is what it is.

All we can do now is move forward.

well said ruud
the thing is, we dont know if forwards is into a cesspit or some golden city or something
probably just some barren burnt wheatfield

 

Topic: Off-topic / RELEASING KONGREGATE SPAM BOT PROGRAM

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Topic: Off-topic / there is a fucking huge spider in my bedroom

Join the spider masterrace
Become their king

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MESSAGE FROM KURAMAKYUBI

Originally posted by James146:

If it weren’t for PerkyTie’s existence . . .

what
how can you misspell that bad

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what

no

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Toast the user above you!

rip died of age

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Roast the user above you

No one will ever take tou seriously

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Roast the user above you

Your logic is poor (even tough you’re still right) and you couldn’t make it into a 5th grade reading class

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Roast the user above you

@Kazeelex You’re rhetoric is poor and you’re in the retard class
@grayfox You contribute less than you shit up with your posts

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Classic Niceman, Old Niceman, or New Niceman?

which one’s dead

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Pokemon in a tropical island setting

Pokemon arent real so they cant live in Hawaii

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 16 worst music of all time

Elvis
Kiss
Motley Crue
Every pop star
All rap after Biggie Smalls

Thats should be 16

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What kind of teacher would make this for classwork?

Originally posted by Kazeelex:
Originally posted by One4A11:

I did the same exact thing in 4th grade advance math.

Did minions exist when you were in 4th grade

Well he is in 4th grade so yes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Roast the user above you

You’re a good person and a good Christian
but not Catholic

 
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Topic: Off-topic / there is a fucking huge spider in my bedroom

fuck it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Today's badge game is kind of depressing (Dibbles)

Stopped reading at killed themselves
You should be ashamed

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What kind of teacher would make this for classwork?

Originally posted by Ubervierte:

lol he got held back 2 years

Held back?
Maybe he’s a 8 year old genius and his teacher is trying to hold him back for his own glory by putting him in 6th grade instead of 9th

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What kind of teacher would make this for classwork?

Why are you taking 6th grade math?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Roast the user above you

Your posts are pretty generally shitty and fail to produce discussion. In other words, you’re the fat smelly loser kid who got rejected by the rejects and only produces unresponded mumbles about some niche thing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Music Worse than Justin Bieber

Originally posted by ajx30009:
Originally posted by vegetarian:

Katy Perry. Her voice makes me gag and not in the good way either. Also those screamo things. Ick.

You can go fuck yourself

>militantly defending katy perry
no

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Worst thing you've said to your parents

“You’re a retard”
I have no regrets