Recent posts by VoodooCoffeeGuy on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Lego

I love them, but I have been to busy to play with them nowadays, and they are so expensive.
I mean, it’s just molded plastic.

Topic: Off-topic / Why does History Channel air Swamp People and Ax Men? What happened to all those trucker shows on Discovery?

It’s not history, and I miss those shows. Arctic Truckers and Mountain Trucking or something like that.

Topic: Off-topic / Xbox One Explained

Here in this video

The Xbox One fucking sucks. Discuss

Topic: Off-topic / Do Any of You Have Tumblrs?

MFT, if you didnt tumblr, why is your very first accounts avatar from tumblr
No, I do not tumblr
Yahoo bought them and now their fucked
i bet there going to get rid of the porn

Topic: Off-topic / worst place to have a mosquito bite?

penis
itch it and its red for weeks
hursts as hell
and you look like some freak
never been bitten there luckily

Topic: Off-topic / Invasion Coming

bq., i thunk we should also bump these thread 2

im on it

Topic: Off-topic / How long do you think it will take modders to get around all of Xbox One's bullshit features???

PC MASTER RACE

Topic: Off-topic / I`m Seriously Bored

help

Topic: Off-topic / Do you use the "Off Topics" of other forums?

Very rarely, only if I need something from their communities.

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: We discuss the pros and cons of console gaming vs. PC gaming

PC:
Make your own games
Play hundreds of internet games
Acess internet and watch porn instantly
The Fucking Forums
Where the hell else do I play Civ 5 G&K’s
We have better games
We have more games
PC is way more advanced
Console:
The same things since 2007
Shitty built in games
Shitty DLC
Crappy internet access
You usually need a TV
Full of games that have getting worse
Children all over

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

were all out of rum
it looks like she will need to go to teh’ port for some repairs
we got hull worms and barnacles on the ship, well need to scrape terr off before they eat away her

Topic: Off-topic / Birthday Of My Cat

get him a catnip mouse
or a laser pointer

Topic: Off-topic / If a human baby is born in space...

Dammit, thats exactly what i was gonna link

Originally posted by bjjdude:

relevant
and no.

Topic: Off-topic / It will watch your every move!

Then I won’t move.

Anyways, console gaming is already slowing dying in some hospital room, barely alive on IV’s full of cheap lame sequels of populars FPS games. It’s been the same stuff for consoles since 2007, add some built in content, some DLC shop, online access, and some movie/audio player. PC is the masterace, join us. We have more MMO’s, cheap free flash/unity games, and hundreds of more disk based games. JOIN US, WE ARE MASTER RACE

Topic: Off-topic / Why does Bic sell lighters?

It’s not even remotely related to pens

Topic: Off-topic / What's your real name?

Thomas

Topic: Off-topic / What is the point of a complicated and expensive lethal injection?

The last “witch” hung in England was in 1948, they didn’t kill the witchcraft law until the 50’s.

Originally posted by ImBoutDatLife:

Lol France used the guillotine until like the 70s

Topic: Off-topic / Microsofts New Console: Xbox One Announced

Didn’t they already have the Xbox 720 on their hands?

Topic: Off-topic / What Are You Going To Do With Your Body When You Die?

Have it cryogenically frozen.
There are other cool things though,
You can have your ashes launched into space,
Or be made into a diamond
Or be taxidermied like that one guy had his daughter taxidermied on her wishes
Or even be munmified ancient Egyptian style
They are all expensive though
Or just dispose of your body in the traditional methods

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Fire te’ cannons! To arms, mateys!

Topic: Off-topic / Official Ninja Thread

Teh’ must burn, burn I say, Burn!

Topic: Off-topic / An Invasion Is Coming

It has been foreseen here

and here According to the first manuscript, which is more accurate, the year is 2013 and the summer will bring newfigs upon our shores. Let’s look at our founding papers: the Privacy Policy and our constitution, the Terms Of Service .They both dictate that one must be 13 to join Kongregate. This study shows that kids will use th Internet more during summer break due to a lack of school. We will not be able to hold them off, as of now we only have about 10 days to prepare. Dig the bunkers, buy off the cheap long shelf life food, and gather your meme arrows and troll bombs, whatever you use, set up fortifications on the beaches. They need to look this when were done GET GOING, PEOPLE

Topic: Off-topic / does satan/hell have a single original symbol to represent them?

thats the pentagram
try harder

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

I hate this topic.

Then why did you post in it?

Satan’s star is one.

Topic: Off-topic / tornados in the midwest/plains

we got hit by some hail down in Iowa City
no tornados though
sirens did blow because of the 70 mph wind

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Matey, we be she be sailing
(she as our ship)