Recent posts by StopStopp on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / My virginity story

>mfw no greentext

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you not know something from a subject that you forgot but it's basic?

I forgot how to do all that training we had for Calculus.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who here dares to sleep naked or knows some1 who sleeps naked??

Is it just me or is it mainly women that sleep naked? Everybody I know that does is a female :I

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you study to get good grades in tests or do you not study but pass in the test anyway?

I feel like I should study so people don’t get so angry at me when we get our test scores back and some are disappointed :I

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The one day it decides to rain

Is right after I clean my car. Then a few birds thought it would be fun to shit on my car again.

It’s always my car! I’m starting to throw gum on the ground so that these birds hopefully choke on it so they can’t shit on my car.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This may require some thought

Not sure about thier’s soul.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hate having a hairy ass

I came in here expecting lols

I left not wanting to finish my baconator.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I think I'm allergic to female tears

Originally posted by finkidz5:

You clearly want us to ask why a female was crying in your presence.

Ok, I’ll humor you. What did you do to make this poor girl cry?

No the reason was really dumb and it happens all the time and is always a lie.

Besides, I have to work and need to know if I’m going to die while working now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I think I'm allergic to female tears

Am I going to die?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I think I'm allergic to female tears

My arm starting breaking out and turning red everywhere because of it D:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Life Goals

I’ll stop periods. I’ll be worshiped, WORSHIPED!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Vegetarianism/veganism

I’m totally cool with vegetarians. My best friend is a vegetarian. I really like the food she gets too.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Where would you go in a zombie invasion?

>Mfw I live near a military base

I’m good guys.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you have on your bucket list?

To make a bucket list

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Left handed Thread.

Left hand master race :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Guys, I feel bad

I turned down that short fat gay guy, and now I feel awful for it. I couldn’t help but just not feel the same way.

D:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fuck, I think that guy I mentioned a few days ago is still going for me

That short gay guy that I think may have the hots for me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fuck, I think that guy I mentioned a few days ago is still going for me

I’m scared ;_;

/b/ OT, what do I do?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Me on chick-fil-a

Originally posted by Zachary_Greene:
Originally posted by StopStopp:
Originally posted by ThePigSaysMoo:
Originally posted by StopStopp:

Don’t do it man, it’s really expensive and the food is tiny.

Are you poor or something?

9 USD for shitty food is expensive.

$9?
Fuck, how much do you get from there? I get that much when that’s all I eat the entire day.

It’s still better than most fastfood though.

Spicy Chicken Sandwich deluxe with a large drink and large fries is like 9 USD.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Me on chick-fil-a

Originally posted by ThePigSaysMoo:
Originally posted by StopStopp:

Don’t do it man, it’s really expensive and the food is tiny.

Are you poor or something?

9 USD for shitty food is expensive.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Me on chick-fil-a

Don’t do it man, it’s really expensive and the food is tiny.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what the fucking fuck

Originally posted by waffle_god:
Originally posted by Seriousity:
Originally posted by waffle_god:

pftthahahahahaha

Glorious 7mb/s master race here

MB is different than mb, you know.

im talking megabites not megabits

*byte

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what the fucking fuck

Just get Google’s 1 Gb/s internet

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Oh god I just went through one of the scariest times in my life

Originally posted by Mansmany:

Gah, you should do a straight forward rejection, don’t be a bitch about it and don’t make some random excuse like “Oh sorry, I’m lesbian” or something like that, it’s disrespectful.

I’ll just say I’m straight xD

That’ll work, right? xD

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Oh god I just went through one of the scariest times in my life

Originally posted by CurryBrace:

I can tell. You’re so nice that you blew some guy off until he left you alone.

No that doesn’t work.