Recent posts by DexterSwag on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Shot Callers Club

Topic: Off-topic / Have you seen that video...

Of a mexican drug cartel guy with a chainsaw……

Topic: Off-topic / If you see a long mathematical expression man, simplify it by combining what you can.

Math makes me diamond hard.

Topic: Off-topic / Mocros killed a referee

Originally posted by Roki123:

Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

Originally posted by Roki123:

Originally posted by DexterSwag:

Real Football > soccer

lies! all lies! soccer is better.

yeah nothing more interesting than watching a bunch of losers too weak to play real sports run back and forth across a field for an hour and half

and then ending the game with an amazing score of 1-0

watching it can be boring, i meant that playing soccer is way more fun.

Kicking a ball back and forth is fun?

Topic: Off-topic / Gold all in my chain

Gold all in my ring
Gold all in my watch
Don’t believe jus’ watch

Topic: Off-topic / Mocros killed a referee

Real Football > soccer

Topic: Off-topic / How to find the exact center of a circle?

google it

Topic: Off-topic / What will you do at 12/12/12?

Die

Topic: Off-topic / In the skin of your favorite historical character.

They would think that I was crazy and put me into an insane aslyum

Topic: Off-topic / Lemme' give yo' ass a checklist

One gold watch
Two gold chains
Six gold rings, its NOTHIN’ (God Dayum’!)
I’ll pick up my stuff in 4 weeks

Topic: Off-topic / So I'm playing D&D when this little guy comes along.

kill it

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: names that sound like something innapropriate

ima homo

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: names that sound like something innapropriate

Topic: Off-topic / Who Remembers the Show "Boohbah"

teletubies is waaaayyy better

Topic: Off-topic / Do Any Of You Know Any Cool And Awesome Tricks That Can Really Impress Girls?

Turn into a homosexual

Topic: Off-topic / Simply the most beautiful and inspiring quote ever

basedgods bitches are fine af
4oooorrrreeelllllaaa

Topic: Off-topic / Simply the most beautiful and inspiring quote ever

Topic: Off-topic / Nightmares turn reality, dreams turn to casualties

It started with my bitch, mistress and her family

Topic: Off-topic / and i'm proud to be an american

Yeah-Eh-Yeah-Eh-Yeah-Eh

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Try to guess who's alt I am.

imgay12435

Topic: Off-topic / I am a crow now

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

TL:DR

It needs a semi-colon not a colon
newfig

Topic: Off-topic / I am a crow now

10/10
You have made me a crow
CAWCAWWWW

Topic: Off-topic / What do you get when you go to KFC?

You’re not even black

Topic: Off-topic / My name is John, and I hate every single one of you.

8.5/10

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Your darkest secret.

I cut off my dick put it in a hot dog bun and served it to my sister