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Topic: Off-topic / I TROLL KONGREGATE (support by posting)


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Topic: Off-topic / Twilight: The Reasoning Behind Why This Series Sucks

Originally posted by Hannah730:



This is one of the most ignorant post I have seen yet.

1)The only people who hate on twilight are the people who didn’t read the books and only a)saw the movies or b) No nothing about the series but for the hype.

2)Don’t hate just for the hype.

3) Don’t hate on other people’s interests. There is a reason genres exist. There is a reason why Twilight is categorized under young adult fiction, not Adult Scientific Endoplasmic Journal or the Economic Downturns of our Society Today. You don’t like it, don’t get involved with it. Seriously, this thread is a waste of space.

Originally posted by Hannah730:
Originally posted by WoodmereJoe:

Personally, I’ve never met an intelligent person who actually likes twilight.

For those of you who want to defend the writing, read novels from authors like Robert Jordan and Terry Brooks and you will understand that twilight was poorly written.

Okay, as for you first statement, that’s just uncalled for and untrue.
As for your second part, I agree there are some better written, more classic, writings out there…but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be allowed to read the lower level stuff for kicks and giggles, or pure enjoyment. It’s actually very well written considering the genre and such.

So many people die in this war…

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Topic: Off-topic / IS IT 2012 ALREADY?

But t

Originally posted by predatorx687:
Originally posted by AWESOMEGUY333:

When a volcanoe appears under water and actully spews LAVA and FIRE then it would be crazy

Have you never heard of underwater volcanoes?

But they dont spew FIRE that lasts forever

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Topic: Off-topic / IS IT 2012 ALREADY?

When a volcanoe appears under water and actully spews LAVA and FIRE then it would be crazy

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] How do you play this game?

I hate Kongai, should i suck it?

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] >]~NEW IDEA~[<

Originally posted by defklown:

u shod b able 2 captuer ur oponents cards

like in pokemn

but 1st u hav 2 weaken teh cards

so 4 exmpl u cud use pokebal on hiroshi and sagame

then intercept


Thats like stealing!

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Kongai] How good is Kongai?

I dont like it really, but as a person i dont like all card games

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] hate wind

Or maybe the game should implant a Special missle that has no effect on the wind, you only have about 3 of them though

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Topic: Off-topic / Facts about Mario

Originally posted by mario12666alt:

im just all cool

But youre an alt, everything isnt all true….

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Topic: Off-topic / name suggestions

OT=Ohno Trouble

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Topic: Off-topic / He sayz hi.

Originally posted by Sharingan123:

He is my new pet, he is quite playful. How should I name him?

Christmas Decoration

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Topic: Off-topic / how does jayisgames have that many points?

Originally posted by flyingman:

Getting a answer doesn’t mean it wil be locked. All it means will it will die or get over run by spammers like I mentioned. I belive letting it fall is best.

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Topic: Off-topic / Locked

Originally posted by Sharingan123:
Originally posted by flyingman:

Stop it now. Before you get banned. Im no mod but even a 5 year old would know your being overeacted.

That goes to everyone.

You wrote “your”, “Im”, and how exactly can someone be overeacted?

When their thread gets locked, amusingly

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Topic: Off-topic / Useless topic

Originally posted by predatorx687:

Whats better than chocolate cake?

Chocolate cake with Chocolate cake

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Topic: Off-topic / Advantages Of Being A Woman/Why it's better to be a Woman!

33. You get to go first!

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Topic: Off-topic / Any Cannibals here? pls visit

In b4 lock

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Topic: Off-topic / 101 ways to annoy someone!!!

Originally posted by Astante:

102. copy and paste.

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”

3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…”

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a “robot” voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will “swipe your grub”.

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog “Dog.” 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”

16. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your “astronaut training.”

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for “violating your airspace”.

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a “real hoot.”

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc:” them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a “spider person.”

26. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with the prophesy.”

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a “croaking” noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of “Sweating to the Oldies” over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with “ooh la la!”


53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write “X – BURIED TREASURE” in random spots on all of someone’s roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: “Do you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, its gone now.”

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as “Conquistador.”

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing “Jingle Bells, Batman smells” until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says “Magnificent One.”

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone’s shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer’s mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce “no, wait, I messed it up,” and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don’t want to fall off “in case the big one comes”.

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as “Feliz Navidad”, the Archies “Sugar” or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to “AaJohn Aaaaasmith” for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it’s a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each “a.”

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you’ve borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your “superior mental processing.”

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant “swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!”

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your “imaginary friend.”

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn’t rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about “psychological profiles.”

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a “magic picture.”

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate “crop circles” in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend “tricorder,” and “scan” people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people’s parties.

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Topic: Off-topic / Pigs blood - would you eat it?

Originally posted by sosusline:



who here eats it?

“Bloedworst (Blood pudding or blood sausage)”

read about it mid-way down the page here :-

Those pigs have Swine Flu!!!!

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Topic: Off-topic / Ironic, isn't it?

Originally posted by Frogmanex:

I love that song. <3

You’ll love this song then

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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the above user.

2/10 because it ate me

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Topic: Off-topic / Moar Cheeze.

Monster Krabby Pattie?

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Topic: Off-topic / What's The Worst Way To Die?

Stretched on a rack!

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Topic: Off-topic / Ways to make Off Topic more fun

3 things

1. more of everything

2.wait i didnt say 3 did i?

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Topic: Off-topic / your theme song

Thats very easy…

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Topic: Off-topic / You walk into the store.

I fell down the stairs

+20,000 exp