Recent posts by Carbinedevil on Kongregate

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Topic: CS Portable / 1° CSP Champions League

What kind of crappy ancient method of combat is this lol, obviously you don’t understand the meaning of “clans”, clans aren’t supposed to “send a champion to fight another clan’s champion in order to prove which is the better clan”. If you think 1v1s are going to prove anything go ahead and host a 1v1 tournament.

 

Topic: CS Portable / Kraja Clan Recruiting

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Topic: CS Portable / Kraja Clan Recruiting

Constantly spamming your clan’s forum link coupled with “:O” and “LOL” in chatbox with an autotyper – no wonder your recruits are so crap.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / some thing wrong to my accounts

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Regarding De dust maps

Originally posted by CSPortable_Vile:

About time you came around to Kongregate Sergio. =)

As you can see, we will be implementing two variations [the second one not shown] of the De_Dust map. Both should be up-to-par with what players would expect from the original Dust.

Original dust as in the shitty, skill-less camping fest dustx2? Please do not bring that map back.

If you want to implement ANY version of De_Dust, implement the TRUE Dust2, not the crap x2.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Regarding De dust maps

Forever vanquished, hopefully.

Good riddance.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / I Can't Join any De Dust maps! :(

Originally posted by prakka_:
Originally posted by Carbinedevil:

Finally, no more shitty dustx2 maps on CSP. Thank god for that. More terrible players for me to slay on more maps now.

I still have never seen you.

What maps are you playing on now?

I’m currently on a Harbour but you lemme know and I’ll find you wherever you are.

Also, there LESS maps now, not MORE.

You can find me on any high population TDM servers.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / I Can't Join any De Dust maps! :(

Finally, no more shitty dustx2 maps on CSP. Thank god for that. More terrible players for me to slay on more maps now.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / 1SHOT Clan Official - facebook.com/groups/1SHOT.CSP

Why would you advertise your clan as “PINOY’s Alliance Clan” lmao… its common knowledge that anyone from that clan is bad at the game. You need a lesson in advertising 101 pal.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / So, with the REAL dust2 out, why are people *still* playing Dust2_x2?

I’ve always maintained my stance that Dust2_x2 is a terrible map filled with terrible players. Heavily imbalanced, full of campers, awp whores, people who think they are good but actually suck, you name it, you have it.

So with Dust2 1.65, the real version out, I haven’t really seen much people playing it. And yet it seems that people are still playing Dust2_x2. Why? Why would you still play that horrible map when the real thing is out? Is it because people are scared their AWPs will be destroyed by AK47s? Is it because camping behind crates will no longer be as effective?

Tell me why, guys. Those who still play Dust2_x2, why don’t you take the initiative and host 1.65 sometimes.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Candyproz = unfair player plz fix this

Lol he’s bad, all he does is to play dust_2x and abuse crate jump as a CT. Haven’t seen him move from his camping spot either. Absolutely trash player, why would you even bother about him haha.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Glitchers for de_dust 2x2

Why would you play that terrible map, the full dust 2 map is out already lol.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Seriously, where are the less terrible players of this game?

What’s going on with the necro here lol.

Anyway, Dust2 1.65 (the full version) has been released, all those who still play Dust2_x2 should move to there. I have no idea why people are still playing the terrible excuse of a map called x2. Seriously.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Fast Movement Tip

Sprinting with knife is fast but not safe. Since you’re travelling faster you’ll will also see your enemies faster and switching from knife to your primary weapon takes some time, so it’s quite likely that you’ll be killed before you pull out your primary. What I do is to sprint with main weapon, that way you can travel fast but not compromise kill efficiency.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Good way to camp in ''Parkour''

Originally posted by AkZi:

If i want to get a gold Medal i go in survival xD. But well, maybe u dont like to camp, but i do. I think it’s a lot more fun.

You do realise that killing bots don’t take any skill…?

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Good way to camp in ''Parkour''

Why would anyone want to camp in Parkour TDM is beyond me. If you like camping so much you should play Dust2 and not camp in TDM lol. Ever heard of the phrase “gold medal”?

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Seriously, where are the less terrible players of this game?

Originally posted by slixtrix:

That screenshot is horribly outdated. Igor’s rank in it is 10 and it is 18 now.

Actually, it is 18 if you look carefully.

Originally posted by lakingdog:

i also get 48 – 6 K/D scores whenever i go to dust and im not boasting it everytime i go to the forums.

Ah. You see, one only boasts when there is something to boast about. 48-6 in Dust2? Nothing special there. All I did was to prove that Dust2 is a place for terrible players and there is no glory in beating terrible players. Say, maybe if I get a 48-6 K/D on a random map against a full team of user##s then that is something to boast about.

Originally posted by prakka_:
Originally posted by Carbinedevil:
Originally posted by prakka_:

You never answered me, what’s your in-game name? I’m assuming at this point it’s Carbine Devil and that you normally play in the Asia region?

Its carbinedevil and I play everywhere. USA most of the time though.

Ok I’ll look out for you – you never usually play Dust2, so what maps and modes do you frequent the most?

Any map/mode that has a lot of people. Normally TDM and Classic aztez.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Seriously, where are the less terrible players of this game?

Originally posted by prakka_:

You never answered me, what’s your in-game name? I’m assuming at this point it’s Carbine Devil and that you normally play in the Asia region?

Its carbinedevil and I play everywhere. USA most of the time though.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Seriously, where are the less terrible players of this game?

I never got why people hype de_dust2 on CSPortable, saying that all the “pros” hang out on there. To me, it is the easiest map and where all the terrible players of the game gather. So today I sauntered into a dust2 map on USA, to see all the overrated players (e.g. jomz, matadorprof, the normal TNT crew etc etc on the opposing team) there. In 4 rounds I’m already 17-1, and at the end of the game I’m 45-8. That’s not to mention when I came in the first player had 25 points. This is how bad dust2 players are. Seriously, players on any other map are better than these overrated dust2 players. Even user##s kill me more often lmao.

Anyway, I had a couple of screenshots in case anyone thinks “no, the overrated players on dust2 can’t be that bad, you must be bluffing”, but unfortunately they turned out like this:

Maybe some support for in-game screenshotting could be added in the future?

 
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Topic: CS Portable / good game but need better graphics

I think the graphics are pretty good for a browser game. Hell, CS 1.3/1.1 had shittier graphics and people still played it.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Tired of being too good - add leagues

Originally posted by EpicDisasterd:
Originally posted by ozdy:

Seriously, I join a TDM game 5 on 5 players, top player has already 35 kills and I still manage to get gold in that round. What’s the point of playing the next?

There should be leagues based on rank, or competitions when you know the best people will be seeded!

Wow really cocky, just a more challenging lobby like a clan lobby.

A clan lobby will not solve the problem, if anything, “clanners” in this game are weirdly more terrible players than the average lone wolf pubber. Have you ever seen anyone good from any clan that has more than 5 members in this game? I haven’t. So there – I’m pretty confident the above-average user## can stomp on any clan on the scoreboard.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / M4A1 Sound

Oh my god. The new sounds are awful. It sounds like someone has installed a silencer on every gun out there. New voices are creepy and amateurish. Now the game with all the accompanying gunfire sounds extremely dull. Old sounds were better, what happened? Did CSPort get hit by copyright infringement from Valve or something? If so I can understand, but if that didn’t happen… Why???

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Seriously, where are the less terrible players of this game?

Originally posted by PhobicSoft:

Hm… your argument stinks of racism. Just sayin’

Ha ha. No racism intended though. Just an observation I’d say. I’ve tried to make it less offensive by providing the distinction of “disliking them in-game”.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Seriously, where are the less terrible players of this game?

Originally posted by lakingdog:

why do you hate us filipinos? and what’s the deal that you’re not telling us your csp’s account name. How will we know if you’re a “good” player if you don’t tell us your K/D.

Exactly. See, your notion of a “good” player is already flawed from the moment you asked for my IGN. My opinion about people who ask about K/D excessively?

1. Most of the time they are filipinos trying to 1-up someone who is better than them in game.
2. Campers with skeleton skin and AWPs with a ridiculous K/D stat like 600 kills 200 deaths on the scoreboard.
3. Non TDM/DM players.

Why do I “hate” filipinos? I don’t hate filipinos. I just dislike them in-game. But you basically just answered your own question.

 
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Topic: CS Portable / Tired of being too good - add leagues

Originally posted by bIazian:

All the bad people play on classic dust2..

I completely agree. Dust2 is very overrated in this game. What this map is actually is a heavily imbalanced, super slow-paced, camping-orientated K/D whoring map for some of the most deluded players in the game who think their 20-8 score proves something. When they go out there to other game modes, to other maps they get their asses kicked and quickly go running back to Classic Dust2 in order to save their K/D ratio.

I’ve yet to find any player that can blow me away. Granted, there are a few players that gave me a run for my money by keeping pace to 50, but I’ve yet to see any players that get 50 kills when I’m on say, 35, 40. I want to see good players that make this game casual-competitive. Not league competitive, but a few that lets you go “wow, this guy is fcking good. I’m going to spend the next round or 2 trying to get 50 before him”. Now it’s all “Bah, I’ll go to the toilet to take a dump while I’m at 40, I’ll come back in 5 minutes and use 1 hand to get to 50 while #2 is still stuck on 30”.