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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

pls response

Topic: Off-topic / How Do I Become Popular On Tumblr?

Cis scum like you? I’d stick to guarding concentration camps and raping Indian girls.

Topic: Off-topic / My name

91238576TA – 91238576TZ

Topic: Off-topic / dandruff

It’s edible in the loosest sense of the word.

Topic: Off-topic / Words That Always Start Fights

“Women prefer uncircumcised penises.”

Topic: Off-topic / Daily reminder that the American date format is superior to every other

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

Care to remind us of why?

Because for almost every single dated document you encounter in day-to-day life, the month is the most relevant, followed by the day, followed by the year.

͡็ ͜ʖ ͡็ Silly eurotrash.

Topic: Off-topic / Daily reminder that the American date format is superior to every other

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Topic: Off-topic / The seemingly endless staircase

1. Buy Zorb
2. Go up staircase until goal is reached or you’re exhausted
3. Hop in Zorb
4. Roll down stairs
5. Clean up vomit from Zorb

Topic: Off-topic / My Sister Has Too Big Breasts

Originally posted by MegaMilk:

Tell your sister that if she has sex with anybody ever, you’ll kill him, then you’ll kill her too. Then stab her in the leg so she knows you’re serious. This is the only option you’ve got so I suggest doing it ASAP.

I was hoping with your name would suggest fucking her in the bathroom and then letting her slap your dick.

Topic: Off-topic / Academy Award Nominations

Italics specifies who I want to win (but not who I think will win because the winners are usually bullshit).

Best Picture
Amour
Life of Pi
Argo
Lincoln
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Silver Linings Playbook
Django Unchained
Zero Dark Thirty
Les Misérables

Actor in a Leading Role
Bradley Cooper (Silver Linings Playbook)
Joaquin Phoenix (The Master)
Daniel Day-Lewis (Lincoln)
Denzel Washington (Flight)
Hugh Jackman (Les Misérables)

Actress in a Leading Role
Jessica Chastain (Zero Dark Thirty)
Jennifer Lawrence (Silver Linings Playbook)
Emmanuelle Riva (Amour)
Quvenzhané Wallis (Beasts of the Southern Wild)
Naomi Watts (The Impossible)

Actor in a Supporting Role
Alan Arkin (Argo)
Robert De Niro (Silver Linings Playbook)
Philip Seymour Hoffman (The Master)
Tommy Lee Jones (Lincoln)
Christoph Waltz (Django Unchained)

Actress in a Supporting Role
Amy Adams (The Master)
Sally Field (Lincoln)
Anne Hathaway (Les Misérables)
Helen Hunt (The Sessions)
Jacki Weaver (Silver Linings Playbook)

Animated Feature Film
Brave
Frankenweenie
ParaNorman
The Pirates! Band of Misfits
Wreck-It Ralph

Cinematography
Anna Karenina
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Django Unchained
Skyfall

Costume Design
Anna Karenina
Les Misérables
Lincoln
Mirror Mirror
Snow White and the Huntsman

Directing
Amour
Life of Pi
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook

Film Editing
Argo
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty

Makeup and Hairstyling
Hitchcock
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Les Misérables

Music Original Score
Anna Karenina
Argo
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Skyfall

Music Original Song
Chasing Ice
Les Misérables
Life of Pi
Skyfall
Ted

Production Design
Anna Karenina
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Les Misérables
Life of Pi
Lincoln

Animated Short Film
Adam and Dog
Fresh Guacamole
Head Over Heels
Paperman
The Simpsons: The Longest Daycare

Sound Editing
Argo
Django Unchained
Life of Pi
Skyfall
Zero Dark Thirty

Sound Mixing
Argo
Les Misérables
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Skyfall

Visual Effects
The Avengers
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Life of Pi
Prometheus
Snow White and the Huntsman

Writing Adapted Screenplay
Argo
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook

Writing Original Screenplay
Amour
Django Unchained
Flight
Moonrise Kingdom
Zero Dark Thirty

I removed most of the categories no one cares about because fuck you.

Also, uh, make your picks here and stuff.

Topic: Off-topic / Countdown to the initiation of the Fap

Topic: Off-topic / Does anyone else remember using floppy disks?

Topic: Off-topic / Starting now, I am going to masturbate for a whole year.

Originally posted by necrobestiality:

You’ve still got an hour, my time.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Topic: Off-topic / Starting now, I am going to masturbate for a whole year.

Whoo that was intense. But I did it!

Topic: Off-topic / Starting now, I am going to masturbate for a whole year.

Wish me luck, comrades.

Topic: Off-topic / You Laugh; You Lose

holy fucking shit aldir

it’s 6 AM

you can’t just post ‘bazooper’

my family is awake

Topic: Off-topic / trying mariwana

This guy can tell you everything you need to know.

Topic: Off-topic / HEY ATHEISTS

>mfw i realized god was real

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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

8.5/10 – Kind of repetitive, but I’m a sucker for prog rock.

Cake – Italian Leather Sofa

Topic: Off-topic / You can bring back one show from this list.

Please tell me you’re not using emoticons and outdated aCROWnyms to insult Frisky Dingo.

Topic: Off-topic / You can bring back one show from this list.

Who gives a shit about that?

I’m… I’m not sure what you’re asking. Are you saying no one gives a shit about American animation? Or are you saying that having some knowledge of American animation isn’t relevant to answering the question? Either statement is pants-on-head retarded.

Topic: Off-topic / You can bring back one show from this list.

How the hell can none of you recognize none of these shows? Do you even American animation?

Topic: Off-topic / You can bring back one show from this list.

Originally posted by Zoronii:

I don’t know any of these shows.

GET

THE FUCK

OUT

Topic: Off-topic / You can bring back one show from this list.

Drawn Together
The Oblongs
Mission Hill
Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law
Space Ghost: Coast to Coast
The Brak Show
Frisky Dingo
Duckman
King of the Hill
Celebrity Deathmatch
Crank Yankers
Clone High

Choose wisely.

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

If anyone wants a Wraith Wrap with Nuts and Bolts and is willing to pay at least 4.5 buds or give me an unusual worth that much or more, then that would be very cool and it would make me hard.