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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Gahhh my sense of time is way off.
I’m gonna catch up on everything today because I feel like such an ass for submitting everything so late.

December 7
Dear Santa,
While I appreciate the job, I think it is time for me to leave the workshop. While I wish I could say I had positive reasons for leaving, a majority of my reasoning comes from you and the way this place is run.

First of all, as I’m sure you are aware, we are horribly understaffed. You assign the tasks of 20 people to one person. I know that finding elves is kind of a hassle, but would it really be so bad as to allow humans to start working here. It’d greatly help alleviate the stress that us elves go through each day. Hell, I’m sure with the employee benefits you offer. plenty of people would be willing to work here for free.

On top of that, the workshop environment is incredibly cutthroat. Elves that were friends become enemies in an instant if there is a promotion up for grabs. A majority of us are sick of making toys, so a shot at a managerial position will make us do anything.

While a lot of my reasons for leaving are work related, another reason I need to leave is because I can’t stand the cold. I want to sip on pina coladas and hula dance, not freeze my ass off and feed reindeer.

Luckily, I have found a job opening perfect for an elf like me, I am going to be a footstool down in the beautiful Hawaii. Crappy gig, I know, but I only work a couple hours a day and get free housing. The rest of my time will be spent enjoying the beautiful scenery.

I once again, appreciate the job, but it is time for me to leave.
Thank you for your time,
Eliot Lee Freeman

December 8th
PM Sent.

December 9th
$737 won’t get me too far. Money is gonna have to go towards the necessities, and I’ll have to cut costs in a lot of places.
Party would be held at my house to avoid having to rent a place. Travel will have to be on the guests that attend.
I’d throw a couple hundred bucks towards food. A local delicacy here in Georgia is the great Chick-Fil-A, so I’d pick up a couple of these bad boys.

Sadly, those trays are pretty expensive, so the remaining $60 or so bucks would go towards vegetarian food for those who don’t eat meat.
Drinks to be served will be water from the tap only.
Then I’d go out and buy lots of board games.
Everyone loves board games, right?
We can all play Cards Against Humanity and Monopoly and other stuff together because that’s what friends do I guess. I’d go about 200$ for different board games to add a bit of variety for each of the guests.
The last $337 would go towards a music system, because music is a quintessential part of parties and it wouldn’t be complete without it. $337 won’t get you anything too state of the art, but it’s a nice starting point.

I’m not a particularly great party planner, but the real draw to coming to this party would be meeting all the people on Kong you’ve known forever and that’d be nice I like to think.
FRIENDSHIP > ANYTHING MONEY CAN BUY
YEAH WOO
(But really I’m just broke and cheap so the friendship is gonna have to cover all the things I can’t provide monetarily.)

December 10th
For my avatar swap I went with Christmas-y Dexter cuz I’ve been watching a lot of Dexter lately.

For your avatar, I’m actually also watching WRTP’s Captain Toad LP, it makes for good background audio when doing other stuff.
Here’s Toadette being a cutiebutt.

I’ll knock out the other few I need to catch up on later today.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Jamaica

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

December 5th

#18. You Are Not Supposed To Be Here
This one immediately stood out to me. There’s so much you can do with this.
My idea would be something like this.
John Smith was a pretty decent man. Not perfect, but hey, nobody is. He went to church on Sundays, worked throughout the week, stayed out of trouble. Sometimes though, peoples lives are abruptly shortened.

(it was at this point I realized FlyingCat already did 18 haha oops. general gist of what i was writing was like "dude dies, gets sent to hell, blah blah blah should be in heaven blah blah blah adventure platforming)

3. Avoid the Light
John Smith is a pretty decent man. Not perfect, but hey, nobody is. He went to church on Sundays, worked throughout the week, stayed out of trouble. Sometimes though, peoples lives are abruptly shortened.
There’d be a cutscene about right here, a news show reporting on a tragic accident. A flipped zoo truck carrying elephants landed right on the car of our protagonist, John Smith.
He is rushed to the hospital, and while it looks grim, there is a slim chance of survival. All John needs is hope.
As John is being worked on by some of the finest surgical staff in his city, his mind is rushing. Even though John is unconscious, he knows not all is well. There is a wall of light chasing him.
As cliche as it sounds, John knows not to go towards the light, instead, he must run. Through a platforming adventure with a wall chasing you, help John collect memories of his life. As you pick up things like pictures, memories, etc., John’s hope meter fills. The more hope he has, the faster he runs. If he is running too slow, the light catches him, and we all know what that means. You keep running until you reach the end of your surgery.

To make this more than just a runner/platformer, there is also a surgeon mode!
You are Surgeon Prec Arious, with 80 years of surgical experience, you are the best around. Your job is to save John Smith and ensure he doesn’t die such a fatal, elephant based death. The better you preform your surgery, the slower the light goes, and the more “Hope” items appear.

December 6th
Finland Fun Facts!!!!
FINLAND IS SCANDANAVIAN! LIKE WHOA SHOUTOUTS TO SCANDANAVIA WHAT A GRAND REGION!
FINLAND IS REALLY COOL, PUN INTENDED!!!!!
FINLAND CITIES HAVE REALLY HARD NAMES (BUT AT LEAST IT ISNT ICELAND!!!!)
FINLAND IS LIKE THE PRETTIEST COUNTRY EVER OF ALL TIME EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!! BET U DIDNT KNOW THAT!!!!
FINLAND IS FINLAND LIKE HOLY SHIT WOW!!!!
FINLAND (**** YEAH)
RUNNING AROUND TO DO FINLAND THINGS YEAH!!!!!
SAUNAS (**** YEAH)
SANTA CLAUS (**** YEAH)
ICE SKATES (**** YEAH)
ANGRY BIRDS (**** YEAH)
WIFE CARRYING (**** YEAH)
XYLITOL (**** YEAH)
WOO FINLAND
(based ever so loosely on this)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Wow, um, MNIN… you’ve got time until 12/13, noon my time to expand on it. This is just not enough to fulfill the task, sorry

Nah no need to be sorry, I totally understand. I should be the one apologizing for rushing an entry in as abruptly as I did. It’s been a mildly hectic week at school with it being the end of semester crunch, so the extension is much appreciated. (I’d feel pretty awful getting a point for that anyways with how much effort some people put into their writings.)

Anywayyysss,
Vacation of Your Dreams
Yeah so in my first post, I’ll admit that I just knew the title of the challenge, so I didn’t realize all the specific things I was supposed to include.

So recently I’ve been playing a lot of the new Pokemon games, Omega Ruby specifically. As a kid, I absolutely adored the original games and I went out and bought a 3ds specifically for these remakes.
Based on that, you can probably guess I’d visit the Hoenn Region

(wow so majestic beautiful whoa #tropical wow)

I know what you’re thinking, “7.8/10 too much water,” but for whatever reason, the abundance of water never bothered me.

I suppose my journey would start like any other young Pokemon master, in the back of a moving truck in Littleroot Town. A good time for the vacation to start would probably be in the winter. Since it’s a tropical place and all, going through the region in not ridiculous hot weather would be preferable.
I’d hit up Professor Birch, and choose my starter. This would prove to be a dilemma if I was ever actually in this situation, because all three of the Hoenn starters are wonderful. To stay true to my playthrough, I guess I’d go with Treecko. I’d work my way through the early routes, ensuring I get as many free potions as I can.

I’m pretty meticulous about catching like everything. 80% of my money would end up going towards balls. I’d have to invest in a bike early on because walking everywhere seems like a huge hassle. Sleeping isn’t a huge deal though, I’ll carry around a sleeping bag and sleep in that most nights.

Going through the region, I’d build a team and rek everyone at every battle ever because I’m the champ in the making. Battles are a nice way to ensure I don’t run low on cash while on this “vacation”. Gotta finish that generic Pokems quest and get all the gym badges too. The team I used on my playthrough of the game included Sceptile, Aggron, Flygon, Pelipper, Claydol, and Banette. I’d probably mirror this team because they were super fun to use.

Another fantastic thing about the Hoenn Region are the contests. If you’ve never played, it’s kind of like a minigame type thing that I don’t really know how to explain. While somewhat fun in the game, contests really shine in the anime, where there’s a wide variety of cool things that take place. I haven’t really gotten a chance to fully explore the contests in game, but I assume in a real life setting they’d be amazing.

I really do love the Hoenn Region. I’ve spent more time there than I have in any other fantasy setting, and the childhood connections I have with it really push it over the top. The characters are all uniquely interesting, and the remakes give them more depth than I could’ve imagined back as a kid. It’d really be a dream come true to be able to visit it. (I’d honestly probably never want to leave so if it can be like a permanent vacation that’d be cool too.)


Once again, huge thanks for the extension, if people have issues with it, feel free to not count this point as there’s nothing to blame for the lateness of it besides myself.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Sorry if this is kind of short, in class typing on my
Phone, but don’t wanna miss out on a juicy point.
Vacation of Your Dreams
Of my dreams, eh? Would probably be some beach where I’m left alone for the most part. There would be food from all sorts of places. I really like food. I’d love to try food from all different cultures and would have no issue dedicating a vacation just on food.

I’ll gladly expand on this later if you want.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

December 1st
Have a limerick.

There once was an elephant named bluji.
His winter-time birthday was quite groovy
All his elephant friends came
They played grand forum games
December first was cool and not very poopy.

(I am not a poet pls forgive)

December 2nd
I genuinely can’t draw like at all but there were these woods in my backyard as a kid and there was this creek.
Good childhood feels u know.

(I was gonna do my bed but qwerty did that already sooo)

December 3rd

(haha get it cuz prec is old haha i make myself laugh)

I’ll catch up on the rest later, have some school stuff I need to get done ASAP.

Edit: ok i lied i did this one too.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

gravity wars online

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Is it possible for someone to reach level 65 by only rating games and not getting badges?

731 days of rating 50 games a day, so just over two years. (Implying you ONLY get points from rating games)
65 is 36560 points for the record.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

transmission

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [No sign-up required] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

I did the whole game oops.
Here’s the end game screen I hope that’s k.

Repl4ce4ble Me: Everyone’s a Critic

What’s the most delightful part of the holiday times?
The weather? Perhaps for some people.
The valuable family time? That’s pretty great as well.
The giving and receiving of gifts? Also an iconic part of Christmas.

But what I’m referring to is the holiday cheer you hear no matter you go.
Christmas Music

While it’s maybe not your cup of tea, you can’t deny that carol classics are some of the most memorable and iconic pieces of music throughout the world.

Amongst a vast vast sea (or perhaps a frozen lake?) of Christmas music, not all of it is considered a piece of the holiday tradition that people listen to year after year (after year after year after year….)

If you follow this link, you are taken to a list of Christmas albums that managed to end up on Buzzfeed’s list of “The 50 Worst Christmas Albums of all Time”. What an accomplishment.

Your task today is quite simple, choose an album from that list and write a review of it. Weather it be positive, negative, or perhaps mixed. Give us an overall impression of the album, maybe talk about some of the songs (or all of them!) Go as in depth as you deem necessary for your not so wonderful album. (Although in depth enough to warrant a juicy point of holiday spirit.)


@below Yeah it was a very nice game, as Bonte games typically are.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MNIN permabans me after saying i was 10 even though I'm 14

[09:42 PM] niceman555: he got perma’d. you could see Kong with the COPPA shit on his profile lmao

[09:42 PM] niceman555: btw did i say i was 10

[09:42 PM] MyNameIsNothing: are you really 10

[09:43 PM] niceman555: Yes, MNIN. Even after everything i said, I’m Really, REALLY, ten.

[09:43 PM] niceman555: REALLY

[09:43 PM] MyNameIsNothing: yeah that’s what i figured

lmao

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which mod would u brutally murder?

Originally posted by aguspal:

Theres no mod that deserved this (So far).

You must not know me very well

Originally posted by Seesine:

Myself.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

“PARting Words” for the hard or something.
im not humorous.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Special Event] Kongregate Live with YAYitsAndrew! Sept 25th

dont forget to vote for stabby everyone.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Bullseye Interstellar Marines

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

Midas

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Hot New Games, Don't Consider Curl Up and Fly! Eligible

It’s not uncommon for Greg to put a game in that section to get some more info like what people rate the game and what kind of scores they’re setting. Same thing happened with Hippolyta a few months back when Greg was trying to figure out weather it was deserving of an imp or not.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / August - Greg Month!

Wasn’t it 40×40 before?
Good to see you finally conform to the great 140×140.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round:USA Christmas Dishes)

That MyNameIsNothing guy.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. Tourney is Over, Special Thanks to Ben_B

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. Tourney is Over, Special Thanks to Ben_B

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. Tourney is Over, Special Thanks to Ben_B

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Broken badges

Heads up if you don’t have em yet.

Yu-Gi_Oh! BAM will be closing September 30th, 2014. Check your email and private messages or click here for more details.”

Also tyrant API was pretty buggy from what I remember, it definitely isn’t only you

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Rage & Grace, 42nd Kongregate Tournament. Tourney is Over, Special Thanks to Ben_B