Recent posts by MyNameIsNothing on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

I emailed Flipline about Papa Louie 3, and that’s probably going to be on the site next week.

sweet

On the topic of quests, I’m thinking about making one that focuses on short, 5-minute games.

sweet

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

I’d like to 3rd my support for Antichromatic, but in the mean time if you’re looking for something simple/recent to badge, Blue Box is a nice puzzle game that’d be perfect for a medium for completion, maybe an easy along the way. 3.72 from about a month ago, so it’s really close to the badge reqs as it is.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are pimping out the moderators of Kongregate.

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

gevock

only appropriate answer

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by Gevock:

Spring weather has come, so I have adapted.

ugly

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

I’d throw in another medium badge if you’re just going for general game completion, depending on how long the game takes.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

I support an all achievements badge. Completing the game is a pretty simple task by itself, 90% of the challenge comes from figuring out the achievements. Takes a couple runs to figure out what needs to be done for completion, but wouldn’t take more than a half an hour at most.

If you really don’t want an all achievements badge, an extra medium for 3 or 4 achievements would be alright I guess, but I think all achievements is the way to go.

Edit: A badge for completion could be called The Blocking Dead or something, since you’re trying to keep them out.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Four Kings Tournament [Finals!]

lol im garbage

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Co-Captain Caption Calamity - Shelved :(

Sup shortie <3 ~ 3/10

Hi Gandalf! ~ 4/10

I’ll go get my miners helmet ~ 4/10

You want some of my water? ~ 3/10

He seems to have high expectations on her ~ 4/10

Gulliver’s daughter first voyage ~ 3/10

Hey sexy! You come here often? ~ 1/10

He always was confused by the feelings he got when reading The BFG. ~ 8/10

I think I’m high; Man: I disagree ~ 4/10

I’m not a giant. I have big bones! ~ 4/10

Here in this picture, we see a tall and fat old lady looking down on his husband, and she’s telling him how sexy he is when he’s that small. The husband replies, “You’re much more sexy. Look at you, bending over in that pose! Ooh, so sexy.” They’re admiring each other. Except, turns out, it was all an illusion created by the highly trained super monkeys who are currently throwin’ dem darts at dem bloons. The lady is actually 1 inch tall, while the husband is 9 feet tall! How cool is that! Wait… what? ~ 2/10

Sup Shortie? ~ 3/10

I told you eating that water cooler was a bad idea. ~ 8/10

This guy is impressed over his newly bought Russian wife ~ 7/10

The only one who may call him ‘shorty’ ~ 3/10

Please don’t hurt me! ~ 3/10

A Fashion Adviser Helps a Woman Feel Attractive in High Heels Preparing for a Dinner Date. ~ 5/10

Please take off your heels, you’ll scratch the linoleum. ~ 4/10

Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ? ~ 5/10

Sup shawty ~ 3/10

That is one tall drink of water. ~ 1/10

“You know, you don’t actually need the high heels.” ~ 4/10

Feminism – 2/10

I’m glad we could finally see eye-to-eye. ~ 6/10

I’m so glad I moved to Texas! ~ 7/10

I thought you said you designed this house with me in mind, Geoff! ~ 6/10

And you’re a cute little fella, you are, although I didn’t think you were this kind of cute. ~ 3/10

Honey, I shrunk the boyfriend ~ 7/10

With you it’s always leg day. ~ 6/10

I can tell you’re not looking into my eyes. ~ 5/10

Does my butt look big in this? ~ 3/10

I like your shoes. ~ 3/10

Recorded with potato ~ 2/10

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Best of 2014 Quest voting!

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

why are there so many easy badges on this years best of quest?

But it’s also going to be almost all easy badges — I didn’t really plan for it to be this way, but it just turned out that most of the medium badges are longer than what I’d want to include in an already-longer-then-intended quest.

I do think there’s a tad more than there needed to be. Transmission, Run 3, Curl Up and Fly, and Sentry Knight all could’ve used the medium badge instead.
CQ2 and Rogue Soul 2 were both kind of trickier than standard medium badges, and Decision and Sky Quest meds were both horribly long. Don’t really remember Astrox well enough to place it, but whatever.

Can you make it so that the best of 2014 appears beneath the other Best of Quests please! The way it is now really bothers me haha.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Four Kings Tournament [Finals!]



 
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Topic: Forum Games / Co-Captain Caption Calamity - Shelved :(

I’m actually the least funny person ever so I’ll sign to give all the other competitors a boost in morale after they see my terribly unfunny captions.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Four Kings Tournament [Finals!]

Originally posted by ShawnerSSS:

oh shit

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Four Kings Tournament [Finals!]

i dont know how to play games but i will join anyway

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Spitfly - Game over, who won?

didnt really talk with either of you too much over the course of the game.

@both of you, why do you deserve to win over the other person.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Spitfly - Game over, who won?

Eliminate snine.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

code red

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Best of 2014 Quest voting!

Run 3.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Broken badges

Originally posted by greg:

The badge in WetDike has been retired because the servers are down.

Ok this is super easy to overlook, so I can understand how it was missed.

Buuuuut if you press yes when it asks for your username, the first attempt will give you an “Unknown error”. If you then press yes a second time, it’ll attempt to connect to the servers again, but this time it will result in a “Network Timeout”. It then provides a “Skip Login” option for you which you can press to be taken to the game. Highscores submit as normal. It’s not at all complex, so explaining this in the badge description would be possible!

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Tower of Greed removed from Pixel Pack quest

I noticed on your comment on the game that, you said this:

However, since the game still seems to work for some people, I’m leaving the badges up for now.

If you ever do decide to pull the plug on the badges, can you give a small heads up similar to how Dinowaurs and Remnants of Skystone were handled. I definitely don’t want to miss out on another impossible badge like DTD1.5. D:

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregator of the Year 2014!

precarious for badge of the year

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [MERRY XMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR!] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Not really for the challenge or anything but I did want to wish all of my friends on Kong a very merry Christmas, happy holidays to all o/

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [MERRY XMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR!] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Gahhh my sense of time is way off.
I’m gonna catch up on everything today because I feel like such an ass for submitting everything so late.

December 7
Dear Santa,
While I appreciate the job, I think it is time for me to leave the workshop. While I wish I could say I had positive reasons for leaving, a majority of my reasoning comes from you and the way this place is run.

First of all, as I’m sure you are aware, we are horribly understaffed. You assign the tasks of 20 people to one person. I know that finding elves is kind of a hassle, but would it really be so bad as to allow humans to start working here. It’d greatly help alleviate the stress that us elves go through each day. Hell, I’m sure with the employee benefits you offer. plenty of people would be willing to work here for free.

On top of that, the workshop environment is incredibly cutthroat. Elves that were friends become enemies in an instant if there is a promotion up for grabs. A majority of us are sick of making toys, so a shot at a managerial position will make us do anything.

While a lot of my reasons for leaving are work related, another reason I need to leave is because I can’t stand the cold. I want to sip on pina coladas and hula dance, not freeze my ass off and feed reindeer.

Luckily, I have found a job opening perfect for an elf like me, I am going to be a footstool down in the beautiful Hawaii. Crappy gig, I know, but I only work a couple hours a day and get free housing. The rest of my time will be spent enjoying the beautiful scenery.

I once again, appreciate the job, but it is time for me to leave.
Thank you for your time,
Eliot Lee Freeman

December 8th
PM Sent.

December 9th
$737 won’t get me too far. Money is gonna have to go towards the necessities, and I’ll have to cut costs in a lot of places.
Party would be held at my house to avoid having to rent a place. Travel will have to be on the guests that attend.
I’d throw a couple hundred bucks towards food. A local delicacy here in Georgia is the great Chick-Fil-A, so I’d pick up a couple of these bad boys.

Sadly, those trays are pretty expensive, so the remaining $60 or so bucks would go towards vegetarian food for those who don’t eat meat.
Drinks to be served will be water from the tap only.
Then I’d go out and buy lots of board games.
Everyone loves board games, right?
We can all play Cards Against Humanity and Monopoly and other stuff together because that’s what friends do I guess. I’d go about 200$ for different board games to add a bit of variety for each of the guests.
The last $337 would go towards a music system, because music is a quintessential part of parties and it wouldn’t be complete without it. $337 won’t get you anything too state of the art, but it’s a nice starting point.

I’m not a particularly great party planner, but the real draw to coming to this party would be meeting all the people on Kong you’ve known forever and that’d be nice I like to think.
FRIENDSHIP > ANYTHING MONEY CAN BUY
YEAH WOO
(But really I’m just broke and cheap so the friendship is gonna have to cover all the things I can’t provide monetarily.)

December 10th
For my avatar swap I went with Christmas-y Dexter cuz I’ve been watching a lot of Dexter lately.

For your avatar, I’m actually also watching WRTP’s Captain Toad LP, it makes for good background audio when doing other stuff.
Here’s Toadette being a cutiebutt.

I’ll knock out the other few I need to catch up on later today.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Jamaica

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [MERRY XMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR!] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

December 5th

#18. You Are Not Supposed To Be Here
This one immediately stood out to me. There’s so much you can do with this.
My idea would be something like this.
John Smith was a pretty decent man. Not perfect, but hey, nobody is. He went to church on Sundays, worked throughout the week, stayed out of trouble. Sometimes though, peoples lives are abruptly shortened.

(it was at this point I realized FlyingCat already did 18 haha oops. general gist of what i was writing was like "dude dies, gets sent to hell, blah blah blah should be in heaven blah blah blah adventure platforming)

3. Avoid the Light
John Smith is a pretty decent man. Not perfect, but hey, nobody is. He went to church on Sundays, worked throughout the week, stayed out of trouble. Sometimes though, peoples lives are abruptly shortened.
There’d be a cutscene about right here, a news show reporting on a tragic accident. A flipped zoo truck carrying elephants landed right on the car of our protagonist, John Smith.
He is rushed to the hospital, and while it looks grim, there is a slim chance of survival. All John needs is hope.
As John is being worked on by some of the finest surgical staff in his city, his mind is rushing. Even though John is unconscious, he knows not all is well. There is a wall of light chasing him.
As cliche as it sounds, John knows not to go towards the light, instead, he must run. Through a platforming adventure with a wall chasing you, help John collect memories of his life. As you pick up things like pictures, memories, etc., John’s hope meter fills. The more hope he has, the faster he runs. If he is running too slow, the light catches him, and we all know what that means. You keep running until you reach the end of your surgery.

To make this more than just a runner/platformer, there is also a surgeon mode!
You are Surgeon Prec Arious, with 80 years of surgical experience, you are the best around. Your job is to save John Smith and ensure he doesn’t die such a fatal, elephant based death. The better you preform your surgery, the slower the light goes, and the more “Hope” items appear.

December 6th
Finland Fun Facts!!!!
FINLAND IS SCANDANAVIAN! LIKE WHOA SHOUTOUTS TO SCANDANAVIA WHAT A GRAND REGION!
FINLAND IS REALLY COOL, PUN INTENDED!!!!!
FINLAND CITIES HAVE REALLY HARD NAMES (BUT AT LEAST IT ISNT ICELAND!!!!)
FINLAND IS LIKE THE PRETTIEST COUNTRY EVER OF ALL TIME EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!! BET U DIDNT KNOW THAT!!!!
FINLAND IS FINLAND LIKE HOLY SHIT WOW!!!!
FINLAND (**** YEAH)
RUNNING AROUND TO DO FINLAND THINGS YEAH!!!!!
SAUNAS (**** YEAH)
SANTA CLAUS (**** YEAH)
ICE SKATES (**** YEAH)
ANGRY BIRDS (**** YEAH)
WIFE CARRYING (**** YEAH)
XYLITOL (**** YEAH)
WOO FINLAND
(based ever so loosely on this)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [MERRY XMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR!] Bluji's Christmas Calendar 2014!

Wow, um, MNIN… you’ve got time until 12/13, noon my time to expand on it. This is just not enough to fulfill the task, sorry

Nah no need to be sorry, I totally understand. I should be the one apologizing for rushing an entry in as abruptly as I did. It’s been a mildly hectic week at school with it being the end of semester crunch, so the extension is much appreciated. (I’d feel pretty awful getting a point for that anyways with how much effort some people put into their writings.)

Anywayyysss,
Vacation of Your Dreams
Yeah so in my first post, I’ll admit that I just knew the title of the challenge, so I didn’t realize all the specific things I was supposed to include.

So recently I’ve been playing a lot of the new Pokemon games, Omega Ruby specifically. As a kid, I absolutely adored the original games and I went out and bought a 3ds specifically for these remakes.
Based on that, you can probably guess I’d visit the Hoenn Region

(wow so majestic beautiful whoa #tropical wow)

I know what you’re thinking, “7.8/10 too much water,” but for whatever reason, the abundance of water never bothered me.

I suppose my journey would start like any other young Pokemon master, in the back of a moving truck in Littleroot Town. A good time for the vacation to start would probably be in the winter. Since it’s a tropical place and all, going through the region in not ridiculous hot weather would be preferable.
I’d hit up Professor Birch, and choose my starter. This would prove to be a dilemma if I was ever actually in this situation, because all three of the Hoenn starters are wonderful. To stay true to my playthrough, I guess I’d go with Treecko. I’d work my way through the early routes, ensuring I get as many free potions as I can.

I’m pretty meticulous about catching like everything. 80% of my money would end up going towards balls. I’d have to invest in a bike early on because walking everywhere seems like a huge hassle. Sleeping isn’t a huge deal though, I’ll carry around a sleeping bag and sleep in that most nights.

Going through the region, I’d build a team and rek everyone at every battle ever because I’m the champ in the making. Battles are a nice way to ensure I don’t run low on cash while on this “vacation”. Gotta finish that generic Pokems quest and get all the gym badges too. The team I used on my playthrough of the game included Sceptile, Aggron, Flygon, Pelipper, Claydol, and Banette. I’d probably mirror this team because they were super fun to use.

Another fantastic thing about the Hoenn Region are the contests. If you’ve never played, it’s kind of like a minigame type thing that I don’t really know how to explain. While somewhat fun in the game, contests really shine in the anime, where there’s a wide variety of cool things that take place. I haven’t really gotten a chance to fully explore the contests in game, but I assume in a real life setting they’d be amazing.

I really do love the Hoenn Region. I’ve spent more time there than I have in any other fantasy setting, and the childhood connections I have with it really push it over the top. The characters are all uniquely interesting, and the remakes give them more depth than I could’ve imagined back as a kid. It’d really be a dream come true to be able to visit it. (I’d honestly probably never want to leave so if it can be like a permanent vacation that’d be cool too.)


Once again, huge thanks for the extension, if people have issues with it, feel free to not count this point as there’s nothing to blame for the lateness of it besides myself.