Recent posts by DmageGore on Kongregate

Topic: TDP4 Team Battle / PG Mark I vs Barett

I’m having trouble choosing between the PG Mark and the Barett. Any ideas which is better, and which one I should get? In the meanwhile, I’m using my PG Mark, the Barett didn’t go so good =P

Topic: Off-topic / is having sex at 12 good

Originally posted by ritzfitz91:

You forgot to ask him his username. God dammit.

I won’t need to since it’d be on twitter in a matter of 20 minutes.

MAKE SURE YOU GIVE THE LINK TO ME sarcasm

Topic: Off-topic / my school is out to get me

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by DmageGore:

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by DmageGore:

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Haven’t you realized? All American systems aim to be flawless, with rules that are never broken, and routines that you can never deviate from. If you do not comply with perfection, you will be eliminated.

Nothing is perfect, boy. You mean all American systems aim to meet and exceed the standards and if you do not meet or exceed the standards, you will be eliminated.

Not to exceed the standards. It is all about perfection in these systems. Standards are irrelevant as long as perfection is achieved.
That’s not my point of view, for the record.

Ok… Can you define ‘perfect’..?

Perfect…like a metal with no impurities.

Or a giant 200 feet boulder with not a milligram of minerals.

Topic: Off-topic / Do I have a bladder problem?

COME ON. I piss only 1 or 2 times. Unusually, if I stay at my house, I pee like 5 or 6 times.

Topic: Off-topic / is having sex at 12 good

Originally posted by ritzfitz91:

Of course it’s okay!

Be sure to take a video of it and post it on facebook too!

You forgot to ask him his username. God dammit.

Topic: Off-topic / my school is out to get me

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Originally posted by DmageGore:

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Haven’t you realized? All American systems aim to be flawless, with rules that are never broken, and routines that you can never deviate from. If you do not comply with perfection, you will be eliminated.

Nothing is perfect, boy. You mean all American systems aim to meet and exceed the standards and if you do not meet or exceed the standards, you will be eliminated.

Not to exceed the standards. It is all about perfection in these systems. Standards are irrelevant as long as perfection is achieved.
That’s not my point of view, for the record.

Ok… Can you define ‘perfect’..?

Topic: Off-topic / is having sex at 12 good

Fine. Have sex (I don’t really give a fuck)

Have a good day with your girl.

Topic: Off-topic / marrage is bad

Oh man, another person with personal ideas

Topic: Off-topic / is having sex at 12 good

12… Gee, only if you live in a certain state (Which I forgot the name), 13 year old boys can marry 12 year old girls. Wait one year. Until then, just bluff her.

Topic: Off-topic / my school is out to get me

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Haven’t you realized? All American systems aim to be flawless, with rules that are never broken, and routines that you can never deviate from. If you do not comply with perfection, you will be eliminated.

Nothing is perfect, boy. You mean all American systems aim to meet and exceed the standards and if you do not meet or exceed the standards, you will be eliminated.

Topic: Off-topic / my school is out to get me

Originally posted by MarFraTho:

Originally posted by DmageGore:

They will get a shitload of nuclear bombs and bombard you on your way to your friends house. After your throat gets slit, of course. =P

But that makes no sense

It does… It’s possible. Very possible. How do you think your school is going to… Ahem for emphasis…

KEEL YOU…

Topic: Off-topic / I need to poop

I can hold my pee for 6 hours (exception when I’m sleeping, I get too deep in my thoughts that I don’t give a shit about my piss)

I can hold my poop for 3 or 4 days, but I currently have a stomach virus so I go everyday (Fuck the flu epidemic)

Topic: Off-topic / my school is out to get me

They will get a shitload of nuclear bombs and bombard you on your way to your friends house. After your throat gets slit, of course. =P

Topic: Off-topic / What not to say to a moderator

None of those things would get you in trouble… I just notice you didn’t say anything about trouble… I stand corrected. You can say all that stuff anyway.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you have a dog?

Yes, I have a dog. So yah, I’m gonna turn into a werewolf. =D

Topic: Serious Discussion / if there was another world war would you fight in it?

This would fit well in the OT forum. I would stay out of the combat thing, but I might just end up getting blown to crap like Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Topic: Serious Discussion / What should i do?

Not much… You’re 14, so might as well just let it go. And find another girl. Simple.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Time as the commodity instead of money

Originally posted by Redem:

Money IS time. All you are suggesting is that everyone is paid the same wage, in a communistic sense.

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Originally posted by Redem:

Money IS time. All you are suggesting is that everyone is paid the same wage, in a communistic sense.

It’s actually the other way around. Time IS money.

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get eaten.

I insert the epic duck.

Topic: Forum Games / The Chocolate Donut

Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

I disguise as a muffin and get eaten by Dmage. Once he poops me out, I swim in the toilet, go down the sewers, find a secret entrance a miner I negotiated with made to the place where the donut is. I get donut with long arms. (The following needs approval) I eat the donut after this miner drills holes down to the core in every countertop in the world, locking the donut in an infinite loop. I then send inconspicuous walking muffins to grab the donut wherever it appears. I or my long-armed muffin minions therefore forever grab and eat the muffin. (You can step on any muffin but me.)

Approved. Next poster, do your stuff.

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Originally posted by hangman95:

Originally posted by DmageGore:

Originally posted by hangman95:

You get more than you wished for. The world around you becomes a place of nothing. Even you are nothing. You dont even have a mind to think this over with.
I wish for candy

Apparently, you gotta rethink your logic. By wishing for nothing, you don’t even exist and not be able to post a reply.

Oh yeah, you’re right, this is a serious discussion on life.. wait, this is just a game! dont patronize me in a game!

You just did. Newcomers like you deserve some applause.

Originally posted by thedude0:

granted it is now a ffa
i wish for Italics

Granted, I added it to your sentence.

I wish for a rope.

Topic: Forum Games / Assassination Attempt

You stood out, so you got killed with ease (LIKE A REAL MAN.)

I shoot myself. There- I made it easy for you newbies.

Topic: Forum Games / lets kick carltoncole

Originally posted by ZombiestookmyTV:

Originally posted by DmageGore:

This ain’t a place to get revenge, bro. Go say all the mad stuff you need to say in the bathroom, not on da game forums.

I do it while I am taking a shower.

Is your shower in your bathroom? Or is it outside, under the tree where the birds that pee too much live at?

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get a sock puppet.

I insert Chuck Norris.

Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

On Urine’s Pie

Sorry I have no imagination =P