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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Under little assembly

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Waterman

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A-Z : Current topic - Games you've enjoyed playing!

Harry Potter? Holes? The Holy Bible?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

Is this still open? If so I guess there would be no harm in sign ing

 
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Topic: Forum Games / That's not a _____!

That’s not a koopa shell, it’s a 1---Up Mushroom goomba!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Fortunately, Unfortunately

Unfortunately a virus infected it.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / ABOUTE KREDS

That’s the point. And, you’re in the wrong forum.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

-1046. andyb112

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

ebola. USA

Or (as in Basque, meaning dog) or or (as in Swedish, meaning mite)?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

Originally posted by nousername757:

you get a thing with itself inside itself inside itself inside itself inside itself inside itself inside itself…

i insert banksy the machine’s own tears

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

-1044. Bankzy

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

I barricade the doors to the museum with a thick layer of graphene. I then use a superpowerful electromagnet to get the cookie, because it had a small iron impurity in it. I turn off the electromagnet, grab the cookie, run off into Pripyat to bury it, and get a plane to nuke it several times, smother the town in napalm, and burn it, and construct a barrier dome composed of pure diamond around Pripyat.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / That's not a _____!

That’s not the Super Mario RPG! It was a 1-Up Mushroom! Are you smoking regular shrooms again?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get get get get.

I insert 23 cents.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Fortunately, Unfortunately

Unfortunately everything on Earth was burned down.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

Originally posted by ConstantProgress:

The sharks, however, swim past you and attack me, who is trying to save me. I die like that guy in Jaws.

Wasn’t I about to die by drowning too?

Originally posted by Bankzy:

noooo richard kiel
i save you with a life rope that your parents told you not to mess with when you were on a cruise as a kid
i then fall off the boat and drown

I suction out all the water and burst like a water balloon 5 minutes later when I’m off the body of water.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Insufferably noisy garrison

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Originally posted by Bankzy:

but he didnt!
i wish for a backyard pool!

really

You get one, but it has the added effect of that when water goes in, in summer, it all evaporates before you can get in, in autumn, the trees grow and shed leaves really quickly onto the pool that soaks up the water, in winter, it freezes below the temperature of liquid nitrogen (wouldn’t touch that), in spring, it gets absorbed into the structure, until it’s saturated, in which case it will break. Also, if you cut all your trees down, they have all been connected with all other plant life in the world. So…..

I wish ConstantProgress was wiped from existence.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

53. Euthyphro of Prospalta

The time has come to end this charade.

I eat the sandwich and become a sandwich.

-1042. Myself.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

Originally posted by Bankzy:

Just by expecting Spiderman to use his web against him, he uses it to fix a leak in his bathtub, which was all he wanted in the first place.

Wakko packs away the snacks.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Going horribly true

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get the Physics Pack Medal.

I insert a Moebius strip.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You get paid out 1 dollar every year, with the amount you get paid increasing by 5 cents every other year. Then someone murders you before you can collect your first payout.

I wish cosmos5000 was wiped from existence. Except on the Live Die Die Live and Die thread.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Fortunately, Unfortunately

Fortunately they were replaced.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

Your wounds heal too fast for you to die because of altered atmosphere.

I try to swim with cement shoes. Also, a riptide is coming, and carrying a family of sharks with it.