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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Clearly, Paratroopa isn’t hurt by burns.

You are The Meta. You get tied to a jeep and pushed off a cliff, and die.

Granted. Now they call what we call “lag” “latency” in the future (which is also what we call “lag”)

I wish I was less busy so I had time to play SK.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, Xx-Royal-Pain plays -100% more often; i.e. he quit.

I wish I had 1 crown.

1 Ice Queen Crown.

 
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Granted. Promote everyone to officer.

I wish I felt like doing things, like getting crowns.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

(insert corruption here)

I wish for another one of these to be granted.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

I am crestfallen that my wish was not granted.

Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

Granted, you are now on a never-starting paradox, which creates a never-ending paradox which you were on because you are in something that never existed causing you to not exist and not be able to wish the wish, and thus I wouldn’t be able to corrupt it that way, which would mean it didn’t exist, which is a never-ending paradox, but this too creates a paradox because you weren’t on a never-stopping paradox due to your wish, which means you are in a never-ending paradox, but you couldn’t be in a paradox, causing an infinite loop, causing you to die of old age and not having enough time before you are shifted to another time due to being shifted to this time to even accomplish anything, causing you to not be able to wish that wish, causing you to be alive again because you never died, and this leads you into a never ending sequence of boredom and agony, which I wish continues to the end of the universe which will never occur due to paradox replaying infinitely and not allowing time to end the universe which would mean Paratroopa would always be alive since he’s the universe (a given) but universes have no life being an inanimate object but this would contradict him being alive landing him in another paradox and not being able to fit in two paradoxes due to not being omnipresent and therefore canceling the first one out which would mean the second one never existed which would mean the first one was never canceled, which would mean the second one would exist which would mean he would have to fit into two paradoxes which would mean he would be dead due to being split and that would mean he would be unable to wish that wish which causes the whole thing to not exist, but that would mean the wish was not undone by the future which would invalidate his corruption, which causes me to be dead, which makes me unable to wish it went to the end of the universe, which meant the second paradox never existed, which means I was still alive, which means everything simplifies due to overcomplication, but then Paratroopa was simple enough to only repeat the wish, which causes this process to repeat, which causes me to be too simple to wish, which causes everything to undo to my wish, which I modify to include ending the universe, which would mean Paratroopa was dead, which would mean the wish was never wished, which would mean Paratroopa never died…

which would mean he would still wish, and cause him to experience a paradox, which is already happening, thus invalidating his wish, but the paradox repeats, thus continuing this cycle until the end of the universe which again will never happen due to this cycle happening over and over, but the whole thing condenses, causing Paratroopa to die again, thus causing nothing to be wished, thus contradicting the circumstances of his death, thus causing you to be in a paradox, but…

Wish is somewhere in that last quote.

I looked up your wish (and the text around it) on the internet…

Surprisingly, I got about 21,000 results. Page 15 of this thread was the first result.

Granted. Until the end of the universe, you will experience a never ending sequence of boredom and agony.

I wish I had meow.

Cue agonizingly long and ridiculous chain of events!
-You have meow.
-Meow is a titanic alien ship that destroys your home.
-There are 10 aliens inside.
-One of them stays inside to pilot the ship. One of them goes to each other continent. The other three stay to heckle you.
-The ship flies right back to its own planet.
-(I assume you’re North American) The African representative gathers up disgruntled African lower class in countries with a government.
-The Antarctican representative huddles himself inside a station with some penguins.
-The Asian representative copies data of the Great Wall into a bomb form.
-The European representative unites the United Kingdom, Ireland, Germany, France, Spain, Portugal, the Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland, Italy, Austria, the Czech Republic, Poland, Slovakia, Hungary, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Montenegro, Albania, Macedonia, Greece, Bulgaria, Romania, Moldova, and Ukraine, into the United Europe. And all the smaller countries surrounded by the ocean and those countries above, except Iceland and Denmark.
-The Oceanian representative managed to move all the residents of the Oceanian islands onto Australia and New Zealand, and disintegrate the other ones, except Hawaii, because North America, and every island west of New Zealand or east of Mexico.
-The South American representative moved into a rainforest.
-The other three force you into a fight with them.
-The ship arrives home and starts gathering forces.
-The African representative then enslaves all the countries without a government.
-The Antarctican representative starts harnessing the cold of the Antarctic.
-The Asian representative starts recruiting the Middle East and India.
-The European representative integrates all the other European countries into the United Europe.
-The Oceanian representative starts invading the Southeast Asian archipelago.
-The South American representative starts harnessing the humidity of the rainforest.
-FIGHT!
Alien 1000000
Alien 1000000
Alien 1000000

Paratroopa 1000000

Paratroopa used smack. Alien took 99999 damage.
Alien used smite. Paratroopa took 333333 damage.
Alien used smite. Paratroopa took 333333 damage.
Alien used smite. Paratroopa took 333333 damage.

Alien 900001
Alien 1000000
Alien 1000000

Paratroopa 1

Paratroopa used Wave. Paratroopa took -999999 damage. Alien took 900000 damage. Alien took 999999 damage. Alien took 999999 damage.
Alien used smite plus. Paratroopa took 499999 damage.
Alien used smite plus. Paratroopa took 499999 damage.
Alien used call in the infantry. Paratroopa took 1 damage, and will take 999999 damage next turn.

Alien 1
Alien 1
Alien 1

Paratroopa 1

Paratroopa used group smack. Alien took 33333 damage. Alien took 33333 damage. Alien took 33333 damage.
Alien died.
Alien died.
Alien died.
Paratroopa took 999999 damage.
Paratroopa died.
-The ship had to send in all of its infantry, and will pick up the other representatives, except for the ones in South America and Antarctica.
-An energy zen ball is formed, and the aliens thus blow up the Earth.

I wish one of these is granted.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

I am crestfallen that my wish was not granted.

Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

Granted, you are now on a never-starting paradox, which creates a never-ending paradox which you were on because you are in something that never existed causing you to not exist and not be able to wish the wish, and thus I wouldn’t be able to corrupt it that way, which would mean it didn’t exist, which is a never-ending paradox, but this too creates a paradox because you weren’t on a never-stopping paradox due to your wish, which means you are in a never-ending paradox, but you couldn’t be in a paradox, causing an infinite loop, causing you to die of old age and not having enough time before you are shifted to another time due to being shifted to this time to even accomplish anything, causing you to not be able to wish that wish, causing you to be alive again because you never died, and this leads you into a never ending sequence of boredom and agony, which I wish continues to the end of the universe which will never occur due to paradox replaying infinitely and not allowing time to end the universe which would mean Paratroopa would always be alive since he’s the universe (a given) but universes have no life being an inanimate object but this would contradict him being alive landing him in another paradox and not being able to fit in two paradoxes due to not being omnipresent and therefore canceling the first one out which would mean the second one never existed which would mean the first one was never canceled, which would mean the second one would exist which would mean he would have to fit into two paradoxes which would mean he would be dead due to being split and that would mean he would be unable to wish that wish which causes the whole thing to not exist, but that would mean the wish was not undone by the future which would invalidate his corruption, which causes me to be dead, which makes me unable to wish it went to the end of the universe, which meant the second paradox never existed, which means I was still alive, which means everything simplifies due to overcomplication, but then Paratroopa was simple enough to only repeat the wish, which causes this process to repeat, which causes me to be too simple to wish, which causes everything to undo to my wish, which I modify to include ending the universe, which would mean Paratroopa was dead, which would mean the wish was never wished, which would mean Paratroopa never died…

which would mean he would still wish, and cause him to experience a paradox, which is already happening, thus invalidating his wish, but the paradox repeats, thus continuing this cycle until the end of the universe which again will never happen due to this cycle happening over and over, but the whole thing condenses, causing Paratroopa to die again, thus causing nothing to be wished, thus contradicting the circumstances of his death, thus causing you to be in a paradox, but…

Wish is somewhere in that last quote.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted. It reads “POOTIS” and is too big for you to make anything out of. http://prntscr.com/6v2sjp

You aren’t able to see much, are you?

Branching wish enclosed.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

…Ok.

I wish that:
-Pages 9 and 15 of this thread did not exist.
-Cosmos would lrn2gramr.
-Arghul would puke Blue Phantoms to kill Paratroopa123. (page 22)

Also that:
-Pages 27 and 40 of this thread did not exist.
-RedAznApple did not conspire against me.
-No one would ever die of diabetus again. (page 45)
-Pages 47 and 52 of this thread did not exist.
-Dzemo would accept my wishes regardless of the before content.
-Someone would find the earlier post I am trying to imitate here
-COSMOS SEIZUREEEEEEEEE NOOOO (page 59)

Granted, but when the pages disappear, the pages ahead go back a number (78 = 77), and then they’re deleted because that page number exists again, so in the end all wishes are deleted except the ones made on page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 8. Also, I then shielded against the blue phantoms.

pls

-Cosmos still was been not grammering into Dzemo heart.
-Loludie of diabetus.
-You are not an wished.
-I wish that my first wish (on page 1) would come true. Energy prices have never reached that low yet!

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

…Ok.

I wish that:
-Pages 9 and 15 of this thread did not exist.
-Cosmos would lrn2gramr.
-Arghul would puke Blue Phantoms to kill Paratroopa123. (page 22)

Also that:
-Pages 27 and 40 of this thread did not exist.
-RedAznApple did not conspire against me.
-No one would ever die of diabetus again. (page 45)
-Pages 47 and 52 of this thread did not exist.
-Dzemo would accept my wishes regardless of the before content.
-Someone would find the earlier post I am trying to imitate here
-COSMOS SEIZUREEEEEEEEE NOOOO (page 59)

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by Wulfer:

Granted, But they were to advanced to make heads or tails of

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:

Another wish:

I wish I was, am, and forever will be…

Granted: Your sentence might be complete, but the ellipses suggest they are not.

-You wished you were, are, and forever will be radiating unnatural amounts of heat, light, and calcium.
-You thus, burn the entire earth, have compromised the integrity of your bone structure, and act as a small lighthouse.
-No being on Earth survives, including you: you die of no food, no water, or no oxygen, whichever occurs first.
-But that’s not all yet, folks, so stay in the theater building and wait through intermission!

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:

A third wish.

I wish that nobody was an idiot anymore.

-While you’re dead, an emerging cosmic body deep within the core of another galaxy lets out deep flashes of wave-like reverberations that travel around and around around the calcium atmosphere YOU created.
-It travels all the way through this universe and hits you, causing you to instantly revive with all the knowledge in the universe inside your head.
-The knowledge gets to your head (snicker) and the function of the very dendrites of your brain lags by a considerable margin.
-By this token you are now, an idiot. And what is more, since you have inadvertently caused something by wishing for the opposite thing, your current self is also an idiot! C:
-Your knowledge comes with a price. You are now under partial control of the cosmic body from another galaxy. The cosmic body has already established all the galaxy around it as a brain, thus eliminating any possibility of overload.
-You, along with representatives of the 99999999998 other galaxies, are sent by the cosmic body to push all the planets, stars, moons, and smaller cosmic materials into our Milky Way.
-Some of the calcium settles onto several stars, rendering them unmovable.
-The cosmic all-knowing body finds you responsible and reveals to you the extent of his wrath.
-You die. Your dead body shines bright onto the cosmic body, activating the 4 advanced orbs, vessels of the cosmic body.
-The orbs explode, causing the cosmic body’s own galaxy to accumulate billions of years of stored energy, also drawing on your irradiant heat and light.
-The other galaxies do the same, causing your body to explode from overuse, and uniting all the balls of energy from the different universe.
-The calcium particles are also absorbed in at the final stage before…
-The ball’s contents are sprayed out into every other universe in existence.
-Due to all the energy, the supercharged calcium particles abrade all items inside the other universes.
-The universes are absorbed back into one united universe and restarted to primitive states.
-You are stuck in a 15 billion year long time loop.
-I wish I was here in Los Angeles

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by Wulfer:

Granted, But they were to advanced to make heads or tails of

I wish to know what this is here for

Granted. But just because I typed the word “granted” doesn’t mean it really is. I wish the Force Combat button was added back to Woodclicker.

Granted. It was promptly removed again after around 1 month.

-This causes many displays of conniptions among Woodclicker players around the world.
-Every Woodclicker player but you and some others begin series of riots all over, all put down by the armed forces.
-The failure frustrates them even further and they blame it on the Woodclicker players who did not riot.
-They search the houses of all and find said Woodclicker players against whom their such animosity is directed towards.
-Armed and ready, they shoot down every one of them. This includes you.
-Along the way they find this thread and find you responsible for these events.
-A few of them die beforehand and go to hell. When you die, you’d go to heaven but were dragged down for some eternal torment with them.

Congratulations: By wishing your wish you have ended your life and been cast down under, and by this I don’t mean Australia.

I wish for a horseshoe nail, so that my kingdom survives.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Cue sequence of events that I swear will happen from now on as a consequence of any wish in any corrupt-a-wish game I play, when I post.

-The Titan is released.
-The Titans become too strong.
-Due to there being too many, the Titans overwhelm the Woodclicker and destroy the Woodclicker world.
-They find a discontinuity between Exception_e’s house and some other virtual Woodclicker character’s. This allows them to convert their digital code to not only a 2 dimensional visual signal, but also 3 dimensional figures with a reasonably estimable mass, volume, and other estimable properties. The laws of nature also will check all sources for official Exception_e values on these properties. No others find this discontinuity.
-Someone finds a Woodclicker cheat, and puts it to use to get many Titans to kill.
-All the Titans use the discontinuity to manifest as gargantuan beings with enormous strength and mass.
-The Titan army slays all the humans; they still are digital code and basically 3 dimensional holograms with tangible mass, so nothing much can hurt them.
-The remaining ones that they can’t slay are put to use as slaves. The Titans adapt to our world and conquer the universe.
-They cause me to wish for multiple unexpected solar flares this year.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / What total fails have you had in this game?

My fail? Playing this game, hehehe

Anyway.

1. Making Biohazard. I never use it.
2. Buying Mighty Cobalt Armor Recipe from hall of heroes, not realizing I’d get it in a mission.
3. Conveniently left game while I had 292 Apocrean Sigils, 1 Perplexing Element, 4 Binding Essences, 6 Obsidian Shards, a ton of Grave Soil, Vile Seals, and Dark Shards, and a fully heated Blackhawk. Now have to wait for next Apocrea event to get my Obsidian Carbine. … I weep silently in a corner.

These all happened over a year ago. I think. Right as the Kataclysmic Confrontation of April 2014 began?

Maybe I’ll fail some more and post them here.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

YES! YOU DO!

I wish derp

 
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Granted. Then he went out of work due to being understood, staged a global strike and tore down every country’s economy, save for that of Monaco.

I wish for 133 energy.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

I’m BAAAAAACK!

Granted, but then he steals all your crowns so he can get the scissor blades.

I wish for nothing.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Under little assembly

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Waterman

 
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Harry Potter? Holes? The Holy Bible?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

Is this still open? If so I guess there would be no harm in sign ing

 
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That’s not a koopa shell, it’s a 1---Up Mushroom goomba!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Fortunately, Unfortunately

Unfortunately a virus infected it.

 
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That’s the point. And, you’re in the wrong forum.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

-1046. andyb112

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

ebola. USA

Or (as in Basque, meaning dog) or or (as in Swedish, meaning mite)?