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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted. It reads “POOTIS” and is too big for you to make anything out of. http://prntscr.com/6v2sjp

You aren’t able to see much, are you?

Branching wish enclosed.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

…Ok.

I wish that:
-Pages 9 and 15 of this thread did not exist.
-Cosmos would lrn2gramr.
-Arghul would puke Blue Phantoms to kill Paratroopa123. (page 22)

Also that:
-Pages 27 and 40 of this thread did not exist.
-RedAznApple did not conspire against me.
-No one would ever die of diabetus again. (page 45)
-Pages 47 and 52 of this thread did not exist.
-Dzemo would accept my wishes regardless of the before content.
-Someone would find the earlier post I am trying to imitate here
-COSMOS SEIZUREEEEEEEEE NOOOO (page 59)

Granted, but when the pages disappear, the pages ahead go back a number (78 = 77), and then they’re deleted because that page number exists again, so in the end all wishes are deleted except the ones made on page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 8. Also, I then shielded against the blue phantoms.

pls

-Cosmos still was been not grammering into Dzemo heart.
-Loludie of diabetus.
-You are not an wished.
-I wish that my first wish (on page 1) would come true. Energy prices have never reached that low yet!

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

…Ok.

I wish that:
-Pages 9 and 15 of this thread did not exist.
-Cosmos would lrn2gramr.
-Arghul would puke Blue Phantoms to kill Paratroopa123. (page 22)

Also that:
-Pages 27 and 40 of this thread did not exist.
-RedAznApple did not conspire against me.
-No one would ever die of diabetus again. (page 45)
-Pages 47 and 52 of this thread did not exist.
-Dzemo would accept my wishes regardless of the before content.
-Someone would find the earlier post I am trying to imitate here
-COSMOS SEIZUREEEEEEEEE NOOOO (page 59)

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by Wulfer:

Granted, But they were to advanced to make heads or tails of

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:

Another wish:

I wish I was, am, and forever will be…

Granted: Your sentence might be complete, but the ellipses suggest they are not.

-You wished you were, are, and forever will be radiating unnatural amounts of heat, light, and calcium.
-You thus, burn the entire earth, have compromised the integrity of your bone structure, and act as a small lighthouse.
-No being on Earth survives, including you: you die of no food, no water, or no oxygen, whichever occurs first.
-But that’s not all yet, folks, so stay in the theater building and wait through intermission!

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:

A third wish.

I wish that nobody was an idiot anymore.

-While you’re dead, an emerging cosmic body deep within the core of another galaxy lets out deep flashes of wave-like reverberations that travel around and around around the calcium atmosphere YOU created.
-It travels all the way through this universe and hits you, causing you to instantly revive with all the knowledge in the universe inside your head.
-The knowledge gets to your head (snicker) and the function of the very dendrites of your brain lags by a considerable margin.
-By this token you are now, an idiot. And what is more, since you have inadvertently caused something by wishing for the opposite thing, your current self is also an idiot! C:
-Your knowledge comes with a price. You are now under partial control of the cosmic body from another galaxy. The cosmic body has already established all the galaxy around it as a brain, thus eliminating any possibility of overload.
-You, along with representatives of the 99999999998 other galaxies, are sent by the cosmic body to push all the planets, stars, moons, and smaller cosmic materials into our Milky Way.
-Some of the calcium settles onto several stars, rendering them unmovable.
-The cosmic all-knowing body finds you responsible and reveals to you the extent of his wrath.
-You die. Your dead body shines bright onto the cosmic body, activating the 4 advanced orbs, vessels of the cosmic body.
-The orbs explode, causing the cosmic body’s own galaxy to accumulate billions of years of stored energy, also drawing on your irradiant heat and light.
-The other galaxies do the same, causing your body to explode from overuse, and uniting all the balls of energy from the different universe.
-The calcium particles are also absorbed in at the final stage before…
-The ball’s contents are sprayed out into every other universe in existence.
-Due to all the energy, the supercharged calcium particles abrade all items inside the other universes.
-The universes are absorbed back into one united universe and restarted to primitive states.
-You are stuck in a 15 billion year long time loop.
-I wish I was here in Los Angeles

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by Wulfer:

Granted, But they were to advanced to make heads or tails of

I wish to know what this is here for

Granted. But just because I typed the word “granted” doesn’t mean it really is. I wish the Force Combat button was added back to Woodclicker.

Granted. It was promptly removed again after around 1 month.

-This causes many displays of conniptions among Woodclicker players around the world.
-Every Woodclicker player but you and some others begin series of riots all over, all put down by the armed forces.
-The failure frustrates them even further and they blame it on the Woodclicker players who did not riot.
-They search the houses of all and find said Woodclicker players against whom their such animosity is directed towards.
-Armed and ready, they shoot down every one of them. This includes you.
-Along the way they find this thread and find you responsible for these events.
-A few of them die beforehand and go to hell. When you die, you’d go to heaven but were dragged down for some eternal torment with them.

Congratulations: By wishing your wish you have ended your life and been cast down under, and by this I don’t mean Australia.

I wish for a horseshoe nail, so that my kingdom survives.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Cue sequence of events that I swear will happen from now on as a consequence of any wish in any corrupt-a-wish game I play, when I post.

-The Titan is released.
-The Titans become too strong.
-Due to there being too many, the Titans overwhelm the Woodclicker and destroy the Woodclicker world.
-They find a discontinuity between Exception_e’s house and some other virtual Woodclicker character’s. This allows them to convert their digital code to not only a 2 dimensional visual signal, but also 3 dimensional figures with a reasonably estimable mass, volume, and other estimable properties. The laws of nature also will check all sources for official Exception_e values on these properties. No others find this discontinuity.
-Someone finds a Woodclicker cheat, and puts it to use to get many Titans to kill.
-All the Titans use the discontinuity to manifest as gargantuan beings with enormous strength and mass.
-The Titan army slays all the humans; they still are digital code and basically 3 dimensional holograms with tangible mass, so nothing much can hurt them.
-The remaining ones that they can’t slay are put to use as slaves. The Titans adapt to our world and conquer the universe.
-They cause me to wish for multiple unexpected solar flares this year.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / What total fails have you had in this game?

My fail? Playing this game, hehehe

Anyway.

1. Making Biohazard. I never use it.
2. Buying Mighty Cobalt Armor Recipe from hall of heroes, not realizing I’d get it in a mission.
3. Conveniently left game while I had 292 Apocrean Sigils, 1 Perplexing Element, 4 Binding Essences, 6 Obsidian Shards, a ton of Grave Soil, Vile Seals, and Dark Shards, and a fully heated Blackhawk. Now have to wait for next Apocrea event to get my Obsidian Carbine. … I weep silently in a corner.

These all happened over a year ago. I think. Right as the Kataclysmic Confrontation of April 2014 began?

Maybe I’ll fail some more and post them here.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

YES! YOU DO!

I wish derp

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted. Then he went out of work due to being understood, staged a global strike and tore down every country’s economy, save for that of Monaco.

I wish for 133 energy.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

I’m BAAAAAACK!

Granted, but then he steals all your crowns so he can get the scissor blades.

I wish for nothing.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Last 3 Letters into 3 New Words

Under little assembly

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Waterman

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A-Z : Current topic - Games you've enjoyed playing!

Harry Potter? Holes? The Holy Bible?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

Is this still open? If so I guess there would be no harm in sign ing

 
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Topic: Forum Games / That's not a _____!

That’s not a koopa shell, it’s a 1---Up Mushroom goomba!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Fortunately, Unfortunately

Unfortunately a virus infected it.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / ABOUTE KREDS

That’s the point. And, you’re in the wrong forum.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

-1046. andyb112

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

ebola. USA

Or (as in Basque, meaning dog) or or (as in Swedish, meaning mite)?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

Originally posted by nousername757:

you get a thing with itself inside itself inside itself inside itself inside itself inside itself inside itself…

i insert banksy the machine’s own tears

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

-1044. Bankzy

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

I barricade the doors to the museum with a thick layer of graphene. I then use a superpowerful electromagnet to get the cookie, because it had a small iron impurity in it. I turn off the electromagnet, grab the cookie, run off into Pripyat to bury it, and get a plane to nuke it several times, smother the town in napalm, and burn it, and construct a barrier dome composed of pure diamond around Pripyat.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / That's not a _____!

That’s not the Super Mario RPG! It was a 1-Up Mushroom! Are you smoking regular shrooms again?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get get get get.

I insert 23 cents.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Fortunately, Unfortunately

Unfortunately everything on Earth was burned down.