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Topic: Gravitee Wars Online / Bug Reports

I found a way for the planet transparency glitch (from http://www.graviteewarsonline.com/replays/15853 ) to break the game!

http://www.graviteewarsonline.com/replays/16334 Mine blasts green into recently exploded planet, green passes through. Quite similar to the other replay I posted… Apparently affected that one mine passing through planet at the end too

I could not find the two other cases where two of my people were shot through that planet and subsequently died due to a graphical glitch of some sort that made the planet not show up on replay editor after that turn, but I assure you that I lost the game because of this, and that it did indeed show up in the later turns while I was actually playing the game. Sorry but I am kinda pissed right now ‘-’

 
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Topic: Gravitee Wars Online / what is your custom weapon and what it do?

Originally posted by thatcrazyweirdo:

My Custom Weapon. This might exist since I am pretty new to the game, but…

Gravitee-X
It is a type of bomb that sends out a type of black hole. It sucks opponents in, and eventually throws them out in to the depth of space.
Blast Radius:30

How do you make this weapon? I want a screen

 
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Topic: Gravitee Wars Online / Bug Reports

http://www.graviteewarsonline.com/replays/16024 jesus i’m floating

 
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Topic: Gravitee Wars Online / Melee Ammo?

Spaceball bats could wear away after use. You could run out of power for Taser and Energy Sword, or fuel for Rocket Punch. You could stop being able to produce fire after the first few Fire Punches.

 
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Topic: Gravitee Wars Online / Bug Reports

http://www.graviteewarsonline.com/replays/15853

Genius bot figures out how to cause a mine to give my unit a minor case of drilling through planets. This would not be a big deal except for it could be.

 
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Topic: Gravitee Wars Online / what is your custom weapon and what it do?

So, I have one custom weapon and 42 custom points. I don’t know what I want to do with it.

http://prntscr.com/7wp7ao (current choice)
http://prntscr.com/7wpabv (Why would I even consider this? Minimal damage, minimal blast, minimal cluster… why?)
http://prntscr.com/7wpega (30 dmg 20 blast 500 ms delay 3 acc)
http://prntscr.com/7wphsd (10 dmg 20 blast 2 acc)
http://prntscr.com/7wplyg (20 dmg 25 blast 2 acc)

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted. He also has mercurial set, so it deals little piercing damage, and also those little trinkets that protect against shock, so the shock is nullified.

I wish for my last wish to come true, for infinite wishes, and for Paratroopa to go insane and sell all of his swords, guns, and bombs to vendors.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, corrupt this.

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by Paratroopa123:

Not granted.

Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:
Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy and edited by Paratroopa123:

I wish for ThatsANiceGuy to make a wish related to Spiral Knights.


Seriously, are you blind?

I wish for DzemoWolfNinjaZZ to make a wish related to Spiral Knights.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:

Not granted.

Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:
Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

I wish for Paratroopa to make a wish related to Spiral Knights.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

I wish for Paratroopa to make a wish related to Spiral Knights.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

I wish for Paratroopa to make a wish related to Spiral Knights.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

particle ghost

i wish for SPARTA TO RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

Hey people, get the new book by Paratroopa Onetwothree: “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Zee Zee, Love Interest of the Author”, its prequel “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Zee Zee’s Rolltwenty Campaigning” and the sequel “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Gets a Free Sex Change”. I wish the next book in the series would be “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Zee Zee Goes Insane!”

Granted. The book after that is “That’s A Nice Guy Blows Up!”.

I wish.hsiw I

…Not granted…? I can’t do magic, I’m in several tiny pieces, thus scattering my magic powers. This because I only exist within Paratroopa Onetwothree’s book. I wish to be reconstituted.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Hey people, get the new book by Paratroopa Onetwothree: “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Zee Zee, Love Interest of the Author”, its prequel “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Zee Zee’s Rolltwenty Campaigning” and the sequel “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Gets a Free Sex Change”. I wish the next book in the series would be “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Zee Zee Goes Insane!”

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

granted but you left

i wish for:

11 sparks of life
10 thousand crowns
9 percent increased movement speed
8 percent supply depot discounts
7 percent increased defense against all damage
6ty crowns per energy
FIVE FIVE-STAR TRINKS
4 4* recipes
3 percent more freeze resistance
2 percent higher rarity drop rates from chests
and for mist energy to come back.

1. Granted, but Sparks of Life were replaced with Sparks of Non-Death, making those useless.
2. Granted, you get 10, though s and crow+ns.
3. Granted, but your movement speed is reduced to -8%. After the boost, you have 1% movement speed.
4. Granted, there’s now a discount in the Supply Depot on the words “eight percent”.
5. Granted, but it only applies when all damage types are used at once.
6. Granted, you now have 6 – Thank you – crowns per 1 energy.
7. Granted, but “Trinks” are useless. Trinkets are still useful, but not “Trinks”.
8. Granted, but Alchemy Orbs were removed from the game. You still need them to craft, so now it’s impossible to craft anything that requires them.
9. Granted, now the freeze effect lasts for 3% less time.
10. Granted, but there’s no chests in the game. There’s treasure boxes, but not chests.
11. Granted, but it can’t be used anywhere.

1. What?
2. What?
4. What?
6. What?
7. …
8. I wish crafting was like before arcade redux
9. That’s kind of what I meant
10. …
11. refer to 8

Granted. You get the blue screen of death due to your wish being “corrupted”.

Actually, lemme break it down:

i wish i would wish on a corrupted wished wish

Granted, you wished on your own wish, causing infinite recursion. Thanks for the paradox, jerk.

so that this wasnt wished but it was

Granted, you made a paradox…?

maybe corrupted so idek anymore

Potato keyboard screen water turf enter let spicy inanimateness feudalist regime of the stratosphere static amber potato.

jtlyk tbh i wish to wish more wishes wishing for wishes that wish

That’s against the Wishing Code, so I can’t grant that.

people to wishmas

I WISHHHHH you a merry WISHHHHHmas

wishing window washer wishes

Granted, but it will cost extra.

so that i cant wish for pancakes

Granted.

lol jk

Not granted. You still can’t wish for pancakes.

wishing washer dishwasher windows

Granted, you get a fire hose.

Now for my real wish: I wish for some figgy pudding, for I like it and won’t leave until I’ve got some. So bring some out here and I will bring good tidings for you and your kin.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

granted but you left

i wish for:

11 sparks of life
10 thousand crowns
9 percent increased movement speed
8 percent supply depot discounts
7 percent increased defense against all damage
6ty crowns per energy
FIVE FIVE-STAR TRINKS
4 4* recipes
3 percent more freeze resistance
2 percent higher rarity drop rates from chests
and for mist energy to come back.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by DzemoWolfNinjaZZ:

Granted, There is no Paratroopa123 here

I wish for 13 more wishes. (Cue gasps)

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

1. Granted, you wished something like that before, so I just sigh and inform you that they died of unknown causes.

2. Granted, but they get 1000 times more health, 1000 times more MP, and 1000 times more damage dealing capabilities (all once per refight), and become immune to every status effect, along with taking 0.01% damage from every element not listed in Scanbot analysis before, and having 200% resistance to non-elemental. (Do not re-fight the Glitch.) Plus that, you fight one more of them for every 3 refights; every 5 refights one more of them gets the ability to revive any dead one; and after 10 refights, no one in your party can revive. (Do NOT re-fight the Glitch.) Did I mention you can’t run away?

3. Granted, but now, when you meet her early on, you don’t get to carry on after getting pwned. You have to grind until you get on her level. This causes massive outrage.

I was gonna wish something related here, but I typed this yesterday, so I do not feel like it. I wish no one would post in this thread from now on.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / What total fails have you had in this game?

Originally posted by Eduardod108:

When my pet wasnt ready to level up (get higher) i feed him with the item that Makes him ready to lvl up, but it was a really bad fail

that isn’t a fail, that’s just being smart

i brought nameless set with two swords to a run of something, i forget what

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

k

i wish for willpower

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, but not from here…

(le spiral knights bosses)

I wish for a Jabberwocky to be confronted with a swarm of bees, and then made into Royal Jelly to be harvested by Romus and Romulus, who construct a large city to be usurped by Lord Vanaduke. Then for the Jabberwocky to come alive again, become sick and duplicate, and confront the Romulus twins for their Ice Queen, causing them to become very flushed and red, and then Vanaduke to fall victim to a terrible curse, causing him to kill everyone and turn purple.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted. You get promoted to “Vanguard Elite” (…)

I wish. Or do I?

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by DzemoWolfNinjaZZ:

Granted, Now you know

Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:
Originally posted by DzemoWolfNinjaZZ:

Granted, But the red and blue shifts you are talking about have nothing to do with Red vs Blue therefore you didnt corrupt my wish
The corrupted genie wish guy thing man woman ATE you

I wish that we would put the topic back onto Spiral Knights

That… had nothing to do with my post.

Granted but it derails immediately after.

I wish I got an elite orb of alchemy.

Because you didnt wish for anything

I wish to have the Fire Dragon Slayer magic from fairy tail

I must backhand you.

Granted. I have no idea what that is, so your magic fizzles, I guess.

I wish I got an elite orb of alchemy.

 
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Originally posted by DzemoWolfNinjaZZ:

Granted, But the red and blue shifts you are talking about have nothing to do with Red vs Blue therefore you didnt corrupt my wish
The corrupted genie wish guy thing man woman ATE you

I wish that we would put the topic back onto Spiral Knights

That… had nothing to do with my post.

Granted but it derails immediately after.

I wish I got an elite orb of alchemy.