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Topic: Gravitee Wars Online / Bug Reports

http://www.graviteewarsonline.com/replays/15853

Genius bot figures out how to cause a mine to give my unit a minor case of drilling through planets. This would not be a big deal except for it could be.

 
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Topic: Gravitee Wars Online / what is your custom weapon and what it do?

So, I have one custom weapon and 42 custom points. I don’t know what I want to do with it.

http://prntscr.com/7wp7ao (current choice)
http://prntscr.com/7wpabv (Why would I even consider this? Minimal damage, minimal blast, minimal cluster… why?)
http://prntscr.com/7wpega (30 dmg 20 blast 500 ms delay 3 acc)
http://prntscr.com/7wphsd (10 dmg 20 blast 2 acc)
http://prntscr.com/7wplyg (20 dmg 25 blast 2 acc)

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted. He also has mercurial set, so it deals little piercing damage, and also those little trinkets that protect against shock, so the shock is nullified.

I wish for my last wish to come true, for infinite wishes, and for Paratroopa to go insane and sell all of his swords, guns, and bombs to vendors.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, corrupt this.

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by Paratroopa123:

Not granted.

Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:
Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy and edited by Paratroopa123:

I wish for ThatsANiceGuy to make a wish related to Spiral Knights.


Seriously, are you blind?

I wish for DzemoWolfNinjaZZ to make a wish related to Spiral Knights.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:

Not granted.

Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:
Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

I wish for Paratroopa to make a wish related to Spiral Knights.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

I wish for Paratroopa to make a wish related to Spiral Knights.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

I wish for Paratroopa to make a wish related to Spiral Knights.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

particle ghost

i wish for SPARTA TO RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

Hey people, get the new book by Paratroopa Onetwothree: “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Zee Zee, Love Interest of the Author”, its prequel “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Zee Zee’s Rolltwenty Campaigning” and the sequel “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Gets a Free Sex Change”. I wish the next book in the series would be “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Zee Zee Goes Insane!”

Granted. The book after that is “That’s A Nice Guy Blows Up!”.

I wish.hsiw I

…Not granted…? I can’t do magic, I’m in several tiny pieces, thus scattering my magic powers. This because I only exist within Paratroopa Onetwothree’s book. I wish to be reconstituted.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Hey people, get the new book by Paratroopa Onetwothree: “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Zee Zee, Love Interest of the Author”, its prequel “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Zee Zee’s Rolltwenty Campaigning” and the sequel “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Gets a Free Sex Change”. I wish the next book in the series would be “Dzemo the Wolf Ninja Zee Zee Goes Insane!”

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by Paratroopa123:
Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

granted but you left

i wish for:

11 sparks of life
10 thousand crowns
9 percent increased movement speed
8 percent supply depot discounts
7 percent increased defense against all damage
6ty crowns per energy
FIVE FIVE-STAR TRINKS
4 4* recipes
3 percent more freeze resistance
2 percent higher rarity drop rates from chests
and for mist energy to come back.

1. Granted, but Sparks of Life were replaced with Sparks of Non-Death, making those useless.
2. Granted, you get 10, though s and crow+ns.
3. Granted, but your movement speed is reduced to -8%. After the boost, you have 1% movement speed.
4. Granted, there’s now a discount in the Supply Depot on the words “eight percent”.
5. Granted, but it only applies when all damage types are used at once.
6. Granted, you now have 6 – Thank you – crowns per 1 energy.
7. Granted, but “Trinks” are useless. Trinkets are still useful, but not “Trinks”.
8. Granted, but Alchemy Orbs were removed from the game. You still need them to craft, so now it’s impossible to craft anything that requires them.
9. Granted, now the freeze effect lasts for 3% less time.
10. Granted, but there’s no chests in the game. There’s treasure boxes, but not chests.
11. Granted, but it can’t be used anywhere.

1. What?
2. What?
4. What?
6. What?
7. …
8. I wish crafting was like before arcade redux
9. That’s kind of what I meant
10. …
11. refer to 8

Granted. You get the blue screen of death due to your wish being “corrupted”.

Actually, lemme break it down:

i wish i would wish on a corrupted wished wish

Granted, you wished on your own wish, causing infinite recursion. Thanks for the paradox, jerk.

so that this wasnt wished but it was

Granted, you made a paradox…?

maybe corrupted so idek anymore

Potato keyboard screen water turf enter let spicy inanimateness feudalist regime of the stratosphere static amber potato.

jtlyk tbh i wish to wish more wishes wishing for wishes that wish

That’s against the Wishing Code, so I can’t grant that.

people to wishmas

I WISHHHHH you a merry WISHHHHHmas

wishing window washer wishes

Granted, but it will cost extra.

so that i cant wish for pancakes

Granted.

lol jk

Not granted. You still can’t wish for pancakes.

wishing washer dishwasher windows

Granted, you get a fire hose.

Now for my real wish: I wish for some figgy pudding, for I like it and won’t leave until I’ve got some. So bring some out here and I will bring good tidings for you and your kin.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

granted but you left

i wish for:

11 sparks of life
10 thousand crowns
9 percent increased movement speed
8 percent supply depot discounts
7 percent increased defense against all damage
6ty crowns per energy
FIVE FIVE-STAR TRINKS
4 4* recipes
3 percent more freeze resistance
2 percent higher rarity drop rates from chests
and for mist energy to come back.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by DzemoWolfNinjaZZ:

Granted, There is no Paratroopa123 here

I wish for 13 more wishes. (Cue gasps)

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

1. Granted, you wished something like that before, so I just sigh and inform you that they died of unknown causes.

2. Granted, but they get 1000 times more health, 1000 times more MP, and 1000 times more damage dealing capabilities (all once per refight), and become immune to every status effect, along with taking 0.01% damage from every element not listed in Scanbot analysis before, and having 200% resistance to non-elemental. (Do not re-fight the Glitch.) Plus that, you fight one more of them for every 3 refights; every 5 refights one more of them gets the ability to revive any dead one; and after 10 refights, no one in your party can revive. (Do NOT re-fight the Glitch.) Did I mention you can’t run away?

3. Granted, but now, when you meet her early on, you don’t get to carry on after getting pwned. You have to grind until you get on her level. This causes massive outrage.

I was gonna wish something related here, but I typed this yesterday, so I do not feel like it. I wish no one would post in this thread from now on.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / What total fails have you had in this game?

Originally posted by Eduardod108:

When my pet wasnt ready to level up (get higher) i feed him with the item that Makes him ready to lvl up, but it was a really bad fail

that isn’t a fail, that’s just being smart

i brought nameless set with two swords to a run of something, i forget what

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

k

i wish for willpower

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted, but not from here…

(le spiral knights bosses)

I wish for a Jabberwocky to be confronted with a swarm of bees, and then made into Royal Jelly to be harvested by Romus and Romulus, who construct a large city to be usurped by Lord Vanaduke. Then for the Jabberwocky to come alive again, become sick and duplicate, and confront the Romulus twins for their Ice Queen, causing them to become very flushed and red, and then Vanaduke to fall victim to a terrible curse, causing him to kill everyone and turn purple.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted. You get promoted to “Vanguard Elite” (…)

I wish. Or do I?

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by DzemoWolfNinjaZZ:

Granted, Now you know

Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:
Originally posted by DzemoWolfNinjaZZ:

Granted, But the red and blue shifts you are talking about have nothing to do with Red vs Blue therefore you didnt corrupt my wish
The corrupted genie wish guy thing man woman ATE you

I wish that we would put the topic back onto Spiral Knights

That… had nothing to do with my post.

Granted but it derails immediately after.

I wish I got an elite orb of alchemy.

Because you didnt wish for anything

I wish to have the Fire Dragon Slayer magic from fairy tail

I must backhand you.

Granted. I have no idea what that is, so your magic fizzles, I guess.

I wish I got an elite orb of alchemy.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by DzemoWolfNinjaZZ:

Granted, But the red and blue shifts you are talking about have nothing to do with Red vs Blue therefore you didnt corrupt my wish
The corrupted genie wish guy thing man woman ATE you

I wish that we would put the topic back onto Spiral Knights

That… had nothing to do with my post.

Granted but it derails immediately after.

I wish I got an elite orb of alchemy.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted but ur mom
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crickets chirp kk

Granted, but this power is only limited to like, a weak version of the Imperius Curse. One that doesn’t have the pleasant, peaceful feeling. Like when you’re on a couch and you’re not thinking of anything. Maybe you’re eating an ice cream too. You know how ice cream tends to melt? It melts less easily the colder your ice cream maker. You could use dry ice for this purpose. Dry ice is like frozen carbon dioxide. Carbon dioxide is all around us. It’s heavier than air and can suffocate you in large amounts. It also takes pressure to make liquid carbon dioxide. Pressure is force divided by area. It’s a science thing. Force is a very versatile unit in physics. It can be used to define work. Working too hard causes burnout. Lights burn out when used too much. Used goods normally go to the junkyard. Junkyard is a compound word. Compound words can be split into two different words. Differences are the result of subtraction. Subtraction, like division, is arithmetic. Division is used in the formula for pressure. Pressure is force divided by area. It’s a science thing. Force is a very versatile unit in physics……

Um… What was I saying? It was a very strange and illogical train of events. Trains are normally steam-powered devices used in locomotion. Steam is a downloadable platform for gaming that supports many games. Subway platforms are rather boring places to wait for the subway. Subway is a fast-food restaurant. Food is a basic requirement of life. Basic substances are opposed to acidic ones. The opposition government is one there to criticize the decisions of the main government. Decisions must be made. Maids are servants typically to rich people. Rich is a word that can be used to describe food. Food is what sustains the human race. Races are competitions based around speed. Speed is an illegal drug. Something that is illegal is typically prohibited by law due to mostly being against the common good. Goods are items that are commercially distributed. Commercials are annoying interruptions to me when watching television. An interruption is a small break from a pattern. A pattern is something people embed to quilts. Quilts are great as long as the weaver did a good job. Weevils are pest insects that eat crops. Pests are minor annoyances that people wish there was an easy way to get rid of. I wish I knew what I was doing. Something new has only recently been introduced. An introduction to a paragraph is the start, and outlines what the paragraph will be about. To start is the same as to flinch, or to quiver. A quiver is a receptacle used by archers to store arrows. Arrows are generally pointed indications that something of interest is in the direction of the point. Interest is a fee levied by banks. A bank is ground beside a body of water, like a coast. To coast is to glide without adding energy. A flying squirrel does not fly, but only glides. A fly is an annoying pest insect normally found in the summer. Pests are minor annoyances that people wish there was an easy way to get rid of…

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Originally posted by ThatsANiceGuy:

Granted.

-0. Missions get dull because no one can learn about piercing and shadow anymore. Actually, monsters inflicting that are now non-existent. No one uses piercing armor anymore, because it’s totally obsolete. Even Lockdown is Jigsaw Valley, where players have to cope not only with the opposing team but also with Gremlins and their constructs. Thus Lockdown gets dominated by piercing and shadow weapons, and everywhere else is elemental and shadow. No one plays Blast Network anymore, because it’s too hard to place bombs. Also, the economy is now broken because the Advanced Training Hall is flooded with gremlins that give crowns, causing inflation and the economy to crash. Thanks a lot, Paratroopa.
-1. Now there is arena. This is split into 2 sub-wish fulfillment sections.
-1.3. It is free, and the rewards are overpowered, except they’re all a new damage type that does no damage to constructs, gremlins, undead, blocks or players, and enormous damage to slimes, fiends, and beasts. This confines their use to rock jellies from Lockdown. No one uses it.
-1.6. The event is too hard at tier one. It also has a mechanic wherein you have no defense and your shield is removed, plus your sprite is suspended, you get no perks, and have debuffs (ASD Max, MSD Max, charges removed, dash and shield bash disabled, one damage per hit). This causes outrage because the rewards are pretty much unobtainable.
-2. The vials and barriers become replaced by invisible traps that instantly kill you twice if you move within 10 squares of them.

I wish Paratroopa wouldn’t ruin the game with his wishes. glares at Paratroopa loathingly

When DzemoWolfNinjaZZ

Originally posted by DzemoWolfNinjaZZ:

Granted, there was no wish, so you died from unknown consequences

Granted. You memorized everything in the universe and your head asplode.

I wish for Spiral Knights to be aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

Granted.

-0. Missions get dull because no one can learn about piercing and shadow anymore. Actually, monsters inflicting that are now non-existent. No one uses piercing armor anymore, because it’s totally obsolete. Even Lockdown is Jigsaw Valley, where players have to cope not only with the opposing team but also with Gremlins and their constructs. Thus Lockdown gets dominated by piercing and shadow weapons, and everywhere else is elemental and shadow. No one plays Blast Network anymore, because it’s too hard to place bombs. Also, the economy is now broken because the Advanced Training Hall is flooded with gremlins that give crowns, causing inflation and the economy to crash. Thanks a lot, Paratroopa.
-1. Now there is arena. This is split into 2 sub-wish fulfillment sections.
-1.3. It is free, and the rewards are overpowered, except they’re all a new damage type that does no damage to constructs, gremlins, undead, blocks or players, and enormous damage to slimes, fiends, and beasts. This confines their use to rock jellies from Lockdown. No one uses it.
-1.6. The event is too hard at tier one. It also has a mechanic wherein you have no defense and your shield is removed, plus your sprite is suspended, you get no perks, and have debuffs (ASD Max, MSD Max, charges removed, dash and shield bash disabled, one damage per hit). This causes outrage because the rewards are pretty much unobtainable.
-2. The vials and barriers become replaced by invisible traps that instantly kill you twice if you move within 10 squares of them.

I wish Paratroopa wouldn’t ruin the game with his wishes. glares at Paratroopa loathingly

Also, make a new level below the Core, with according Tier 4 enemies that do about 1.5x as much as the T3 ones, and take as much damage as D28 danger room monsters.

First, you start the level, and go southward (through a hallway about 15 squares wide), to pretty much a smattering of Howlitzers, Rocket Puppies, and Polar Polyps (about 50 squares long). Once past that one will be greeted with layers upon layers of Mecha Knights, Greavers and Stone Blocks (about 30 squares long). Even further down there is a maze of shadow fire, shock grates, with Toxoils and Quicksilvers mixed in (30 squares long), then some Sloombargos (30 squares long), and then a party button fight because lol. (a square room 25 by 25 squares, party button at bottom of room, layers of gates at bottom for reasons)

Wave 1: 5 Polyps (One on each corner + the center), 8 Lichen (all around the center polyp), 16 Silkwings (4 around each corner polyp)
Wave 2: 96 Dust Bunnies (All around the edges), 88 Glop Drops (All around the Dust Bunnies), 80 Scarabs (All around the Glop Drops), 5 Silkwings (in a cross in the center)
Wave 3: 4 Darkfang Thwackers, 4 Darkfang Demos (In a square around the center), 16 Darkfang Menders (Around the square of Demos and Thwackers), 9 Darkfang Scorchers (One in the center, one in the middle of each edge, one in each corner)
Wave 4: 50 Carnavons (Scattered)
Wave 5: 5 Alpha Wolvers (One in the center, one in the middle of each edge), 4 Alpha Ash Tails (One in each corner), 16 Voltails (4 around the center and 3 against the wall, in the spaces nearest each corner), 4 Rabid Wolvers (around the center), 20 Silkwings (5 around each other Alpha Wolver)
Wave 6: 4 Almirian Shadow Guards (One in each corner), 4 Frozen Deadnaughts (One in the middle of each edge), 1 Swarm Source (In the center, do not need to kill)
Wave 7: 12 Shocking Howlitzers (3 in the middle of each edge), 4 Swarm Turrets (One in each corner, do not need to kill)
Wave 8: 20 Carnavons (Scattered), 10 Void Zombies (Scattered), 4 Swarm Turrets (One in the middle of each edge, do not need to kill)
Wave 9: 4 Permafrostifurs (Near the center, do not need to kill), 3 Swarm Turrets (Scattered, do not need to kill), 5 Swarm Portals (Scattered, spawns will be of all 5 types of Void monsters, do not need to kill), 25 Golden Winter Wisps (One for every column, do not need to kill), 9 Frostifurs (In a square around the Permafrostifurs), 7 Respawning Frostifurs (Scattered, do not need to kill)
Wave 10: 5 Swarm Portals (Scattered, do not need to kill), 2 Respawning Trojans (Scattered, do not need to kill), 1 Rabid Snarbolax (Between the Swarm Source and the party button)

Kill 50 Swarm monsters to open the first gate, 100 for the second, 200 for the third, and 400 for the fourth.

Now you keep running downward (with possibly the Permafrostifurs and Snarbolax following) through a hallway of 10 squares wide, to get to some treasure chests, and maybe some heart boxes and then another fight!

Waves: Same as Ice Queen followed by Darkfire Vanaduke, who cares.

Then more treasure and the elevator. I wish I could see someone beat this level.

Possible changes to monsters in T4:

-Polyps, Howlitzers, and most Gun Puppies shoot 7 bullets at a time. Rocket Puppies and Red Rovers fire front and back. Howlitzer heads go faster.
-Mecha Knights shield instantly, have less warning before spin attack, and spin attack bombs explode faster (or will fire more status bullets).
-Greavers fire 8 bullets instead of 4, have a larger haze area and longer haze duration, and attack faster. They also leave behind trails that deal same status as haze and small shadow damage.
-Toxoils resist elemental damage even when not on fire. They also will throw 6 thorns at a time.
-Sloombargo haze covers 10 square radius.
-Giant Lichen Colonies now inflict stun with any attack.
-Scarabs move faster.
-Silkwings heal faster and drop a permanent haze.
-Darkfang Scorchers can fire 5 bullets.
-All Zombies can jump farther.
-The Timer on all Deadnaught type monsters is smaller.
-The warning time on Trojan focus and dash moves is way less.
-The haze on Ice Cubes is larger and lasts longer. It also raises 5 thorns on the ranged thorn attack.

 
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Topic: Spiral Knights / Corrupt a wish SK

…Granted?

I wish there were more people in Advanced Training Hall.