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Topic: General Gaming / The Official Minecraft Thread

What happens when im on the list?

Topic: General Gaming / Runescape or World of Warcraft

Neither they both suck.

Minecraft FTW

Topic: General Gaming / Minecraft is LAME!

I love games like Minecraft its so fun.
You get wood then make planks then make a house Then make a crafting bench THEN make sticks THEN MAKE TOOLS THEN MAKE ARMOR THEN EXPLORE THEN FIND PIGGYS TO GET MEAT THEN COOK THE MEAT THEN EAT THE MEAT THEN GET HEALTH THEN FIND DIAMONDS AND THEN……………You just think about how much time you wasted.
Lol

I still love it though
Its a great time waster

Topic: General Gaming / most fun thing to do in garrys mod

stealing and hiding the money maker

Topic: General Gaming / Gamertags (XBL, Wii Codes, PS3, etc)

If anyone needs cheats for ps3 or 360 just send me an email at

bowldness@gmail.com

Topic: Off-topic / Degeneration-X

Originally posted by Dman3333:

YOu suck

no kurt angle sucks

Topic: Off-topic / Degeneration-X

Originally posted by re4beast:

More wrestling. Jesus Christ its fake…

would you shut up
we know its fake but its still entertainment

Topic: Off-topic / What's your favourite WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) Superstar?

I agree

Originally posted by Dman18:

Originally posted by mrstickman12345:

Undertaker

Kane

Rey Misterio

Agreeable.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your favourite WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) Superstar?

Actually I think of Evan Bourne as a hippe i dont like him anyway

Originally posted by Azlef102:

1.Evan Bourne… He is the best
2.Edge… Spear takes out anyone
3.Rey Mysterio… Quick and flexible
4.Under Taker… PileDrive rules and Choke Slam
5.Randy Orton… RKO rules
6.Triple H… Sladge Hammer time
8.Jeff Hardy… Swanton Bomb
9. Matt Hardy… Side Effect
10.Stone Cold Steve Austin… Stone Cold Stuuner

Topic: Off-topic / What's your favourite WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) Superstar?

1.The Rock
2.Triple H
3.Stone Cold Steve Austin
4.John Cena
5.UnderTaker

Topic: Off-topic / Stupid Movies

Worst Movie Ever:Star Wars

Topic: Off-topic / What's your favourite WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) Superstar?

Originally posted by ArchSlayer100:

Wrestlings boring.

if its boring stop posting

Topic: Off-topic / What's your favourite WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) Superstar?

EVERYBDY STOP SAYING ITS FAKE WE KNOW ITS FAKE BUT ITS ABOUT THE ENTERTAINMENT WWE IS THE MOST ENTERTAINING THING I WATCH AND IM NOT FLIPPIN COMPLAININ ABOUT FAKE SHIT

Topic: General Gaming / Call Of Duty: World At War - Map Pack 4

COD5 Map Pack 4 Many of you have been wondering whether or not there will be a map pack 4 and a new zombie map. And I can confirm for you that there will indeed be. I do not have a source that I am willing to give you and, for that reason I have no doubt that many of you will disbelieve me. I accept that, now don’t waste your time on comments telling me you think it’s BS. For those of you willing to take me up on blind faith keep reading. · Will take place in area 51 Nevada and will defiantly be the last map pack · As of now the Zombie Map name is undecided but, Rotäuger is being considered · The Pack-a-Punch machine will make a return only this time around you can upgrade just about anything from your knife to grenades to even monkey bombs · Biggest map yet with 4 stories and various Teleporter locations · More doors to open, guns to buy, and secrets to discover · The mystery box will be back and this time there will be a chance of receiving already upgraded weapons as well as two modern weapons thrown into the mix · Brand new gun the 37.8 Polychromatic Rifle, it shoots plasma projectiles that latch on to zombies causing them to explode spraying more of the stuff everywhere. The chain reaction will end there but with a 7 shot clip ****with 85 shots to spare its one hell of a rifle · New pick up which makes the person who picked it up invincible for 30 seconds · Release date- September 24 · Downloaded along with 3 multiplayer maps · Includes many different types of zombies as they converge on the characters last stand 1. Nazi (German)Zombies 2. Imperial (Japanese)Zombies 3. Regio Esercito(Italian) Zombies 4. Hungarian, Romanian, and Bulgarian Zombies 5. Zombie dogs will make a return along with 2 other brand new animals 6. Zombie birds will bring a whole new element as you will have to watch the skies 7. Zombie Tunnellers will attempt to undermine you as you fight off the dogs and birds in the Zombie Animate rounds 8. Every tenth round you will face off against Alien Zombies · Treyarch has included an advanced version of the harpoon gun for the Animate and Alien rounds without which you will be hard pressed to survive · The harpoon gun will work on normal zombies but you will probably not want to waste it. It can be equipped be pressing up on the D-Pad · Map pack 4 has 10 new achievements for you but not all of them have been decided on · Each character will now have a starting perk, chosen by random that they will have for the whole game. (E.G. Player 1 will have quick reload while player 2 takes 3-4 hits to go down. They are less powerful then the main perks so buying them in still recommended.) · Each character will start with a pistol that you chose at the beginning. Has nothing to do with nationality simply the players preference · Double tap will not return nor will quick revive instead they will be incorporated into Speed Cola which will now cost 3750 points(On a side note double tap will not be as fast nor reviving as quick) · In place of those perks will be stopping power for 2200 points and R&G soda which gives you to ability to Run and Gun or, run while shooting, as well as run longer distances and this will sell for 1750 points · Every character but Takeo will return and he will be replaced by a mysterious figure in black who as the levels goes on it is revealed to be someone from the main campaign · The figure will first appear in a CGI cut scene at the start of the level and will stay with you until the end · If you make it to round 35 after you all die you will see another CGI cut scene which is a final farewell to Nazi zombies · Or is it? Certain Easter eggs in the new map hint at a possible zombie themed COD 7 · You decide, either way I doubt we’ve seen the end of Nazi Zombies

Topic: General Gaming / COD4 vs COD5

cod5>cod4

Topic: General Gaming / cod waw - nazi zombies tips?

der riese is awsome the best map ever

Topic: Off-topic / Are you in Ireland?.. Did you eat any pork from the Irish 2008 Pork Crisis?

i am from ireland and i did eat pork i got sick but but i was allright after a few days

Topic: General Gaming / Call of Duty 4 vs. Halo 3

well it depends halo sucks balls on xbox but it is coming out on ps3.
i would rather cod4 than halo but if halo was on ps3 it would be better than halo on xbox.

Topic: Off-topic / Guide: How to get into a girl's pants.

Originally posted by Bephwyn:

1. Start off with casual conversation.

2. Ask her questions, PERSONAL questions about herself and her lifestyle, and make sure to look her in the eye.

3. Do not initiate physical contact for the moment.

4. Figure out whether or not you want something from this girl from this stage,

because it’s about to get good.

5. Give her a wink or a nudge and ask to see her room.

6. If she indicates that it’s upstairs, ALL THE BETTER.

7. Once you get upstairs, lay her down on the bed, manfully.

8. Your goal is right in front of you, but keep your cool.

9. Talk it over with her first. She’ll know what you need.

10. Trace your finger over your pant button, in slow, lazy circles.

11. Remove your pants gracefully. You may want to add a little dance.

12. Now she’s yours.

13. After unzipping her pants, pull slowly from her ankles until the pant is off, making

sure not to bunch it; this will just make it more difficult to put on.

14. Start with either the right leg or the left leg.

15. Place your legs in the tubes of the pant, and pull up to your hips.

16. Zipper, button, and you’ve succeeded.

Tips

• If the fit is too tight, don’t worry. You’re still technically in them.

Warnings

• Don’t allow her to get in your pants, or even your socks; she might ruin them.

lol…wtf

Topic: Off-topic / How do I get this girl...

Originally posted by MoonlaughMaster:

Originally posted by re4beast:

Originally posted by StickManJoe:

Oh and a funny story, when we were on the bleachers one time, my friends Christina and Haley were there, and Haley wasn’t paying attention and got pantzed. I was like “WTF?!” Cause she was like standing right next to me, and then after about 3 minutes Haley got revenge on Christina. Then, they both tried to get Kim (Girl I like) and in my mind I was like “WEWT” but she has good reflexes and held on fast to her shorts. And later when I asked her why she was so touchy about her undies she said “You really don’t wanna know what I’m wearing under my shorts.” This leads to more questions than answers…

Called flirting. Thats when your supposed to smoothly say well maybe i should take a peek.

Or maybe she has tentacles under her shorts.

Eww… gross image.

LOL thats fuckin hilarious

Topic: General Gaming / what is better WoW,clubpenguin,runescape or guild wars

Originally posted by coolmzn222:

Originally posted by bunnysin:

wow EPIC guild wars good runescape fine clubpenguin a PEICE OF SHIT AND ITS FOR GAY LITTLE CHILDREN

facepalm are you calling all children gay you fag?

i agree with coolmzn

Topic: General Gaming / what is better WoW,clubpenguin,runescape or guild wars

Originally posted by nubreed:

They all suck your soul from your body leaving you to be a lifeless corpse infront of a computer.

Except that maybe WoW mighy be the only “fun” game there.

dude ur fucked in the head wats all this crap about our souls being…watever u sed ur the one thats lifeless

Topic: Off-topic / Eminem or 50 cent???

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Topic: Off-topic / Eminem or 50 cent???

eminem is a much better rapper hes awsome all of his songs are good because 50 cent always says bitch,nigger,fucker,shit.

eminem only says like…fuck 3 times shit 2 times and barely ever says bitch

Topic: Off-topic / Which Is The Best WWE Wrestler 2009 Onwards ?????

i no wwe is fake but its good entertainment the best wrestling federation ever and my favorite superstar is either HHH Jeff Hardy Rey Mysterio or else Matt Hardy