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Topic: Off-topic / funniest thing happend in your D&D session

the party is sent to take control of a giant earth worm called ‘fluffy’. While bare-backing, the dread pirate throws bad-mix alchemy potions at a light source on it’s side turning part of it’s flesh into pink poodles. Once inside we found out it was a train used by the theives guild.

 
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The local alchemist has the personifications of ‘Tanis’ from Borderlands, has her way with our alchemist and turns him into a giant fire breathing chicken. He chased us out of town and we never saw him agin.

 
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with no magic and only alchemy, the party wanted to heal and bath. they dug a trench and filled it with water (blue alchemy). the first one in wanted to heal (yellow) while bathing. Not knowing lvl 2 alchemy mixing, the alchemist got a ‘bad mix’ and the bather grew an extra arm. forgetting the bath now, the party decided to hack off the additional arm, but it keeps growing! When fully grown, only the DM had control over it! It ended up drawing the guys sword and threatening his life with it till everyone else lowered thier swords- lol