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Topic: The Arts / My name is Steve Anderson, and this is my story, which I was told to post here instead.

It was a dark, rainy night. Being the usual Steve, he decided to come up with something incredible. Something that will relate to and reflect people. That is how it happened.

w/ katielawrie22 Hi Katie. I know you don’t want to talk to me because I hurt you. I want you to know that I still love you. Please come over so we can talk this through, cuddling next to the fire as we always do.

Steve decided that he will post this in every single english chatroom and see how people react. The results were incredible!

Throughout this adventure:

(Aside from being ignored)

Steve was called gay multiple times. By the majority being males ranging from age 10-14.

Steve was told he should “learn” a real religion.

Steve had to explain how he stole his friend’s cow from his cow farm and told him it was El Chupakabra.

Steve was asked if he likes boys, by someone who stated to like boys. Following that, he was explained that Katie is also a boy.

Steve cited an argument between several people, each claiming whether or not Katie should get back together with Steve and why/why not. Later on Steve could not resist the urge to explain that he did not cheat on Katie, but how he got scared and ran away from getting into a serious relationship with Katie, and how it was the worst decision of his life.

Steve also got called gay multiple times by males ranging from the age of 40-55.

Steve was told he should grab that hoe and get to farmin’.

Steve was told by girls aged 16-19 that they wish they had a guy like Steve. Steve, ignoring his mistakes and the shame thrown at him, only thought about getting back with Katie however.

Katie was told he should go and hug Steve.

Steve was told he needs a hug. By males aged 17-21.

Katie was not told to go make a sandwich.

Steve was told by a huge amount of people that it’s supposed to be /w not w/. He did not learn however…

Females aged 16-24 adored Steve and provided him with advice on how he should contact Katie.

Steve was accompanied by an anonymous user posting questionable links in Steve’s footsteps. He was intercepted by the newly functioning US government after several minutes of stalking Steve.

Steve was told to activate Windows multiple times.

Steve encountered multiple people doing the helicopter dick while saying “yoloswag” after seeing how he managed to mess up his private message aimed to his true love. He was also called gay in the process.

At first, Steve found peoples’ responses incredibly funny. Then he realized where his inspiration for his enjoyment came from. He began to miss Katie. After each message pasted, the desire to hold her within his arms once again grew. Steve was thinking about giving up, seeing he barely got through 40% of the rooms. However, Steve was always persistent with everything he did. He decided to pull through, no matter what. Steve made people laugh. But there was no smile on his face anymore. What started out as a fun activity soon turned into a perilous challenge, one he was determined to pull off. Steve was beginning to think more and more about Katie. He thought making a joke out of it and avoiding the problem would help him get through it. Steve could feel that he has yet again made a mistake, for his love for Katie was too deep. There was no way for Steve and Katie to be together anymore. Steve held onto his goal. The only thing he could do for Katie.

Eventually, he succeeded. Not a single teardrop, whimper or toilet seat. There was only one thing left for him to do.

Even though I’m not Steve, and you are not Katie, you know who you are. I know you will read this. Even though you are 19 years older than me, and we haven’t seen each other in 7 months, I still love you. And I always will. I wish you a happy life, no matter who you decide to live it with.

This is my story. Embrace it, for it is life.

PS. Steve is not gay! Neither is Katie… or me… or Danny Urkl… Who is Danny Urkl?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My name is Steve Anderson, and this is my story.

Originally posted by Stots:

It certainly tore at my heart.

Based on your multiple posts containing the same link, I feel like you are either mocking me, you wish for me to do something, or you think I’m gay.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My name is Steve Anderson, and this is my story.

Originally posted by Stots:
Originally posted by skaren:

It was a dark, rainy night.

5/5 best opening line.

Also, Arts.

It was not meant to be an artistic piece. It was meant to tear at peoples’ hearts from the depths of the high seas!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My name is Steve Anderson, and this is my story.

It was a dark, rainy night. Being the usual Steve, he decided to come up with something incredible. Something that will relate to and reflect people. That is how it happened.

w/ katielawrie22 Hi Katie. I know you don’t want to talk to me because I hurt you. I want you to know that I still love you. Please come over so we can talk this through, cuddling next to the fire as we always do.

Steve decided that he will post this in every single english chatroom and see how people react. The results were incredible!

Throughout this adventure:

(Aside from being ignored)

Steve was called gay multiple times. By the majority being males ranging from age 10-14.

Steve was told he should “learn” a real religion.

Steve had to explain how he stole his friend’s cow from his cow farm and told him it was El Chupakabra.

Steve was asked if he likes boys, by someone who stated to like boys. Following that, he was explained that Katie is also a boy.

Steve cited an argument between several people, each claiming whether or not Katie should get back together with Steve and why/why not. Later on Steve could not resist the urge to explain that he did not cheat on Katie, but how he got scared and ran away from getting into a serious relationship with Katie, and how it was the worst decision of his life.

Steve also got called gay multiple times by males ranging from the age of 40-55.

Steve was told he should grab that hoe and get to farmin’.

Steve was told by girls aged 16-19 that they wish they had a guy like Steve. Steve, ignoring his mistakes and the shame thrown at him, only thought about getting back with Katie however.

Katie was told he should go and hug Steve.

Steve was told he needs a hug. By males aged 17-21.

Katie was not told to go make a sandwich.

Steve was told by a huge amount of people that it’s supposed to be /w not w/. He did not learn however…

Females aged 16-24 adored Steve and provided him with advice on how he should contact Katie.

Steve was accompanied by an anonymous user posting questionable links in Steve’s footsteps. He was intercepted by the newly functioning US government after several minutes of stalking Steve.

Steve was told to activate Windows multiple times.

Steve encountered multiple people doing the helicopter dick while saying “yoloswag” after seeing how he managed to mess up his private message aimed to his true love. He was also called gay in the process.

At first, Steve found peoples’ responses incredibly funny. Then he realized where his inspiration for his enjoyment came from. He began to miss Katie. After each message pasted, the desire to hold her within his arms once again grew. Steve was thinking about giving up, seeing he barely got through 40% of the rooms. However, Steve was always persistent with everything he did. He decided to pull through, no matter what. Steve made people laugh. But there was no smile on his face anymore. What started out as a fun activity soon turned into a perilous challenge, one he was determined to pull off. Steve was beginning to think more and more about Katie. He thought making a joke out of it and avoiding the problem would help him get through it. Steve could feel that he has yet again made a mistake, for his love for Katie was too deep. There was no way for Steve and Katie to be together anymore. Steve held onto his goal. The only thing he could do for Katie.

Eventually, he succeeded. Not a single teardrop, whimper or toilet seat. There was only one thing left for him to do.

Even though I’m not Steve, and you are not Katie, you know who you are. I know you will read this. Even though you are 19 years older than me, and we haven’t seen each other in 7 months, I still love you. And I always will. I wish you a happy life, no matter who you decide to live it with.

This is my story. Embrace it, for it is life.

PS. Steve is not gay! Neither is Katie… or me… or Danny Urkl… Who is Danny Urkl?

 
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Topic: Game Programming / Interest for GiTD #27? Possible Dates inside

You should ask cleverbot what the theme should be.

 
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Topic: Game Programming / Don't be a Pretentious Egotistical Jerk

Originally posted by jheiling:

2 out of 3 times when I try to be helpful on some forum I realize my efforts were a just a waste of time because my advice gets drowned by the comments of clearly uninformed yet arrogant people. They argue about every little thing because they have heard this or that, and they are utterly convinced they are right and I am wrong, even after I tell them: man, that is what I’ve been doing for years. That is really frustrating, if I had to do that for a living I would kill myself.

It’s survival of the fittest. I on the other hand, would look for a different job.

 
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Topic: Game Programming / Don't be a Pretentious Egotistical Jerk

So can someone tell me how do maek gaem?

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Howcome we don't resort to cannibalism?

Originally posted by DannyDaNinja:

ive heard that human flesh is delicous
far better than fish and pork

Human flash has a sweet taste, that’s why they’ve invented ketchup sauce after cannibalism became illegal.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It's funny how the douchebags get noticed immediately, but the nice people tend to go undetected

greg

 
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Topic: Off-topic / you wake up and youre black

Cry because now I have a smaller pee-pee.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to become a mod.

Originally posted by Deathnote76:
Originally posted by ritzfitz91:

hey guys can i pls be a mod ive been nice for 1 years n i have 45 freds
i promsiee i wont messup!!

Your not supposed to ask to become a mod
They wont pick you if you ask

You are one of those guys aren’t you?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are you best known for in school/work?

Being badass.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Aliens

Originally posted by WwarMmachine:
Originally posted by TheLoneLucas:

Some object that’s not an alien ship was observed.

I’m guessing human made.

What sort of object was it?

It was possibly an I523 Japanese spy drone.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHICH ONE OF YOU CAUSED THIS?

I got that too and I have no profile at all.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How Do You Like Your Hotdogs?

I like my dogs cold.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you were a dog...

An eagle.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The [Official] KONY Masterthread.

dam crackas who is kony yo

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / The end of the world (12/20/2012) is going to be from Kony

I am sure the Chinese military has already planned their defensive measures against this threat. If we do become endangered by Kony, emigrating to China is a valid choice for survival.

 

Topic: Serious Discussion / Guys, I have a problem.....

This post has been removed by an administrator or moderator
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Minecraft sucks

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

I feel like this thread has been created over 100 times already.

I feel like the topic should be payed more attention to.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Soup, guise...

Originally posted by Casper_D:
>13
>America

When I was 13, I just did some yard work in my neighbor’s yard every now and then.
I’m sure there is some stuff you can do around your town for some money.

He’s right! Sell yourself to a lemon Sell some lemonade!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Soup, guise...

Do surveys for money!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Zam really turned that paper in, and when he was ridiculed, he pulled the troll card

Originally posted by Provis:
Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:

Hey, I’m white and I have feelings.

Don’t stereotype, just because it’s true for an individual doesn’t make it true for the group

Hi! Lets be friends!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / it snowed in UK!

What is an UK?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what country has the best air force

Originally posted by EndlessSporadic:

The United States has the F22 and F35. If I could choose between marrying a really hot chick or an F22 I would pick the F22.

Only because you like men.