It was a dark, rainy night. Being the usual Steve, he decided to come up with something incredible. Something that will relate to and reflect people. That is how it happened.
w/ katielawrie22 Hi Katie. I know you don’t want to talk to me because I hurt you. I want you to know that I still love you. Please come over so we can talk this through, cuddling next to the fire as we always do.
Steve decided that he will post this in every single english chatroom and see how people react. The results were incredible!
Throughout this adventure:
(Aside from being ignored)
Steve was called gay multiple times. By the majority being males ranging from age 10-14.
Steve was told he should “learn” a real religion.
Steve had to explain how he stole his friend’s cow from his cow farm and told him it was El Chupakabra.
Steve was asked if he likes boys, by someone who stated to like boys. Following that, he was explained that Katie is also a boy.
Steve cited an argument between several people, each claiming whether or not Katie should get back together with Steve and why/why not. Later on Steve could not resist the urge to explain that he did not cheat on Katie, but how he got scared and ran away from getting into a serious relationship with Katie, and how it was the worst decision of his life.
Steve also got called gay multiple times by males ranging from the age of 40-55.
Steve was told he should grab that hoe and get to farmin’.
Steve was told by girls aged 16-19 that they wish they had a guy like Steve. Steve, ignoring his mistakes and the shame thrown at him, only thought about getting back with Katie however.
Katie was told he should go and hug Steve.
Steve was told he needs a hug. By males aged 17-21.
Katie was not told to go make a sandwich.
Steve was told by a huge amount of people that it’s supposed to be /w not w/. He did not learn however…
Females aged 16-24 adored Steve and provided him with advice on how he should contact Katie.
Steve was accompanied by an anonymous user posting questionable links in Steve’s footsteps. He was intercepted by the newly functioning US government after several minutes of stalking Steve.
Steve was told to activate Windows multiple times.
Steve encountered multiple people doing the helicopter dick while saying “yoloswag” after seeing how he managed to mess up his private message aimed to his true love. He was also called gay in the process.
At first, Steve found peoples’ responses incredibly funny. Then he realized where his inspiration for his enjoyment came from. He began to miss Katie. After each message pasted, the desire to hold her within his arms once again grew. Steve was thinking about giving up, seeing he barely got through 40% of the rooms. However, Steve was always persistent with everything he did. He decided to pull through, no matter what. Steve made people laugh. But there was no smile on his face anymore. What started out as a fun activity soon turned into a perilous challenge, one he was determined to pull off. Steve was beginning to think more and more about Katie. He thought making a joke out of it and avoiding the problem would help him get through it. Steve could feel that he has yet again made a mistake, for his love for Katie was too deep. There was no way for Steve and Katie to be together anymore. Steve held onto his goal. The only thing he could do for Katie.
Eventually, he succeeded. Not a single teardrop, whimper or toilet seat. There was only one thing left for him to do.
Even though I’m not Steve, and you are not Katie, you know who you are. I know you will read this. Even though you are 9 years older than me, and we haven’t seen each other in 7 months, I still love you. And I always will. I wish you a happy life, no matter who you decide to live it with.
This is my story. Embrace it, for it is life.
PS. Steve is not gay! Neither is Katie… or me… or Danny Urkl… Who is Danny Urkl?