Recent posts by xProStar on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / 8Bit Music Channel [Day 486] of 8Bit Marathon

Do you never get bored of making them every day, and how do you have time to do it?

Topic: Off-topic / I'm bored, OT.

Originally posted by Raylito:

Originally posted by xProStar:

When you are bored..fap..fap..fap.

I only fap like once or twice a month.
I’m not that horny or desperate.

TWICE A MONTH! OMG, how do you survive?

Topic: Serious Discussion / Why fixing a mistake mid sentence is bad, and makes you a slower typer.

Auto-correct FTW!

Topic: Forum Games / [Continuous] I Spawn A ...

I didn’t know i was doing it wrong :( Sorry, i will try to do it right now.

I spawn a car and then i roadkill the marines. (right?)

Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

fish-dicks

Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Retarded kmz2002 or Beasty uzzbuzz?

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Ninja Star Attacks PirateCapo with Death Star dealing 50 damage Ninja Star is on da boat, ready to attack stupid pirates ;3

Topic: Off-topic / You wake up

Wtf, i didn’t have time for gaming?

Topic: Off-topic / Touchpad or Mouse?

Originally posted by boa152:

Mouse, I’ve never used a Touchpad before.

Touchpad is the thing on laptops right? Or is it a separate part you buy?

Topic: Off-topic / I'm bored, OT.

When you are bored..fap..fap..fap.

Topic: Off-topic / Who else is hearing the Jodi Arias plea trial?

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

Originally posted by ImBoutDatLife:

They shouldn’t inject her because lethal injection is inhumane contrary to popular belief

Death is also expensive. It costs hundres of thousands of taxpayers dollars, maybe even millions.

Lol yeah, that’s why its more convenient to just jump from a bridge :)

Topic: Off-topic / Call of Duty opinions?

All cod games sucks. Except Black Ops (1) The number 2 was to gay, and reminded me of Mw.

Topic: Off-topic / Official Ninja Thread

1million…how much for a nuke?

Topic: Off-topic / >TFW you will never have a higher IQ than the unabomber

My IQ is 165 from Mystery IQ Test

Topic: Off-topic / Hey OT, let's go to Chernobyl

Originally posted by ImBoutDatLife:

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

Originally posted by ImBoutDatLife:

I’d rather simulate the experience and play Fallout instead

But Video games in real life is so much better.

Yeah, and I’ll be playing Fallout in real life, like I already do

Thats hilarious ;D

Anyway, why would i go there? Its russia, nothing happens there.

Topic: Off-topic / I pre-ordered GTAV

I will also buy gtaV. Lest hope they have stripclubs ;3

Topic: Off-topic / Microsofts New Console: Xbox One Announced

Xbox always launches their consoles before ps3 and they are probably going to do it again. Anyway, i hate xbox, so im going to buy ps4. You will save so much money if you are buying ps4 because the online is free and if you are going to have live on xbox for about 5 years, there will be a lot of money going to waste.

Topic: Off-topic / What Are You Going To Do With Your Body When You Die?

They will probably burn me up in fire then throw me away in the water. Or maybe they take a shitty shovel and makes a shitty hole and throws my dirty body, and then i will be stuck under the ground until my body disappears and turns into dirt. There is no heaven, it is a lie.

Topic: Off-topic / You have been transported back in time

First i would nipple twist the other guys until they dies of the pain. Then i would turn the plane around and go kamikaze in some Arabic town instead. Win.

Topic: Off-topic / Can my PC run PSX?

Sounds like a shitty computer.

Topic: Off-topic / AFWVPN`S?

Originally posted by TheInternetRules:

Originally posted by xProStar:

Any free working VPN`s?

Sure are.

All of those are blocked for me :( _{anyway, wont reply…..need to sleep…..fap…fap}

Topic: CS Portable / *AWP* CLAN RECRUITMENT

Calm your tits, there is no need to scream.

Topic: Off-topic / AFWVPN`S?

Any free working VPN`s?

Topic: Forum Games / [Continuous] I Spawn A ...

The Marines forgot their parachutes, they all died when jumping from the helicopter. I win.

Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Originally posted by bjjdude:

Originally posted by xProStar:

thank you emo ponny. You are cool :)

I’m not emo. my hair is a fucking rainbow, that’s like the opposite of emo.

Oh yeah your right. You are a super happy flying ponny that thinks life is a amazing ;3 (sounds better?)