Recent posts by Xprostar on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Microsoft concedes for XB1.

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

Originally posted by Xprostar:

I will buy ps4 anyway, xshit is not trust-able ;3

You’re not trustable

wrekt

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (having a bad day)

Topic: Off-topic / Microsoft concedes for XB1.

I will buy ps4 anyway, xshit is not trust-able ;3

Topic: Off-topic / Post your #twitter

Originally posted by Caleb_Nyuu:

Originally posted by Caleb_Nyuu:

This post has been removed by an moderator or administrator

Ja.

Ban Caleb, hes annoying as fuck.

Topic: Off-topic / What a badass.

Originally posted by Caleb_Nyuu:

No.

Topic: Off-topic / Things others like to eat but you don't like them

cum

Topic: Off-topic / Google is your friend

You suck.

Topic: Off-topic / What a badass.

Originally posted by Crash301:

I play Minecraft too, does that make me a badass?

if you are 4, yes ;3

Topic: Off-topic / What a badass.

Originally posted by AzontoMan:

How badass of him..

Jealous because hes more badass then you.

Topic: Off-topic / What a badass.

Its crazy…

Topic: Off-topic / What a badass.

Hes 4 years old, live streaming minecraft. What a badass. http://www.twitch.tv/killtouch

I cant believe it…

Topic: Kongregate / to anyone thinking of buying kreds

Originally posted by Jesto:

I bought kreds once and the very next day my computer started spewing thick black smoke that smelled like sulfur and brimstone.

Just a heads up, it could happen to you.

lol?

Topic: Off-topic / Please make me laugh

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

0/5 not even funny

FUCK YOU FUCKING WANNABE SOMEONE< WRITE YOUR OWN STORY, BUT YOU CANT

Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

your mother

Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

Topic: Off-topic / Microsoft concedes for XB1.

They are still shitty. I can just imaging: Xbox Patch 1.10 Put back everything they removed…

Topic: Off-topic / Please make me laugh

Once not upon a time there was this dude called Rolby.He had like 4 gfs n 2 houses.One day he go out and all his gfs jump on him (including maowee) and beat the crap outta him.He manage to run but like 2 minutes later his 2 houses come alive and run after him.He shows his dick to them n houses explode and do a cute rainbow.Now Rolby is so happy that his dick saved him…once again.So he go all macho on streets hiting on innocent girls.Till this girl kiss him.He was like JACKPOTTT and the suddenly he morph into a worm.Girl start laughing at him and he cant even curse her so mr Rolby runs into a sewer.And again he go all happy and horny that hes alive.But then he notice that he dont have any dick nor tongue so Rolby starts to cry and cut himself with whatever he found in there. 2 hours later he got bored of it and didn’t even die so as mad as he is he farts and then it started !!! THE APOCALYPSE !! the whole atmosphere was polluted by him.Everyone on earth died. Rolby was all alone on earth and in a worms body.Suddenly an UFO arive to him. He sooooooooooo happy but he looks better at UFO and see that it was written US army on it.Hes like WTF??? . A tiny midget comes out from spaceship and asks who the fuck he is.Rolby answers with same question.The midget say hes from Earth. Rolby is like WHAT THE FUCKKKKK and midget starts to explain that Rolby is on another planet,not on earth,a planet called pony K854.1234 goes into shock and pees himself then falls asleep like a drunk baby.The midget rapes him and then takes him to earth.On the way to Earth ponies follow them shooting rainbow lazers.And guess what ? they died.

The End

Yes, i made you laugh and i know it. Hand over the brownys or feel the power of my fist.

Topic: Off-topic / Anchorman 2

Wtf is Anchorman, sounds shitty.

Topic: Off-topic / How many people are on Kongregate?

I would say, like 40 people on OT and about 6 people are playing games right now. Know your facts.

Topic: Off-topic / Phobias

Clusterfuckphobia

Topic: Off-topic / Things others like to eat but you don't like them

Originally posted by Violeur:

Originally posted by Xprostar:

Mooshooms.

Why would you eat a mooshroom?

ikr

Topic: Off-topic / survey

Originally posted by Johnyboy29:

Originally posted by kb1501:

Originally posted by Johnyboy29:

Why do you have school in the Middle of June?

canada

Okay. Do people drink coffee a lot there?

no

Topic: Off-topic / The Ban Thread [Updated Upon Request]

Originally posted by CyanCyanide:

Originally posted by Xprostar:

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

It’s what your avatar is. CowFriend’s avatar is a fsjal, so is yours.

Still doesn’t make sense. I took this avatar because it looks retarded.

There’s this new thing that tells you what unknown terms mean. It’s called google.

F U, im getting a new avatar.

Topic: Off-topic / Post your #twitter

@notch

Topic: Off-topic / Please make me laugh

And if i dont..?

Topic: Off-topic / Things others like to eat but you don't like them

Mooshooms.