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Topic: Off-topic / You are locked with Slenderman for 20 minutes

ok time for more

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

Originally posted by TwistedCakez:

0/10, no song. Also Jakob, you need to have links to the song you want to show, or it can be skipped.

Tristam and Stephen Walking – Too Simple

Why the fuck do i listen to your shit messages??
I love a rainy night- Eddie Rabbitt
0/10 for TwisteCakez: Lol i skipped it cuz your annoying
0/10 for TheFaceless one:Lol i skiiped it cuz your EPIC..
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

Originally posted by Jakob17awsome:

5/10 I hate the smiths but ok song
Hey Good Lookin – Hank williams

anyways 10/10! I LOVE THAT SONG
 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are locked with Slenderman for 20 minutes

Originally posted by ReallyIntoBooks:
Originally posted by Jakob17awsome:
Originally posted by PALMISANOLDR:

When I’m locked with anything, the question’s not how I will survive , but how they will survive.

hey you look like Bob mendell,Creator of the Classic show, Bobbys world. I remeber watching it as a child

Wait, are you talking about Bob Saget? Oh my god I can’t

no, i mean Bob Mendall reator of bobby’s world
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

0/10
There is no song and you forgot to rate and listen to mine
Louisiana women,Misisipi Man -Conway Twitty + Loretta Lynn

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

5/10 I hate the smiths but ok song
Hey Good Lookin – Hank williams

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are locked with Slenderman for 20 minutes

Originally posted by PALMISANOLDR:

When I’m locked with anything, the question’s not how I will survive , but how they will survive.

hey you look like Bob mendell,Creator of the Classic show, Bobbys world. I remeber watching it as a child
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Earth-Killer meteor to come in August 2032

if it comes in 2016 i’ll only be 17 :( if i hits 2032 i’ll be 42 :( i dont wanna die!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Do you know EVERY game? ~Quiz~ game 1

The way this quiz works is i will go around 20 questions,Whoever Awnsers the question correctly first earns a QP (Quiz Point) Note:You can also lose points by offending me or Giving a Stupid Awnser. Whoever has the Most QP When i go by All 20 questions Wins.
First question:How many hats are in PR2?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hypothetical: Ur Dad Killed Ur Mom

Originally posted by adv0catus:

That’s a valiant effort, dear Rolby. Thank-you. <3

you know i can Un-Friend you right?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are locked with Slenderman for 20 minutes

Originally posted by Cwovictor:

I would place the pen in top of the rope, then make a small and firm knob holding the pen. Next, I would swing my rope around to gather momentum, and stab slenderman in the face with the pen.

there is no Pen,Just a pencil,rope and Dragon potion

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

Well if your being stupid i wll too
0/10
Welcome to the Jungle-Guns N Roses

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Nintendo is Evil

Whats so wrong about it? Its just some women recommending a Fendora. Whats so bad about that?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

3/10 wow..I though i was stupid
Koshiens – Jamacian Dance

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are locked with Slenderman for 20 minutes

I Stick the pencil in his penis then Use the rope to stragle him to death. Then drink The dragon potion And burn some Innocent people

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Jakob17's Home challenges. ~Game 1~

Welcome to the first game of Jakob17’s Home challenges. So since this is the first game,i tell you how this game works. So,EveryTime someone does the challenge i ask you to do, I skip to the next one,But thats not all. The First Person who does the Task Recives +1 Point Whoever get the Most points at the end of the game(Either I say so or a mod locks the topic).But,you can Lose points as well.
you can do this by posting off topic or Reporting me for nothing you will get A -1 Point

Ok now that we Ran over the Rules lets get started.
Ok our first challenge is….

Make A 3-Course meal.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are locked with Slenderman for 20 minutes

Originally posted by Jakob17awsome:
Originally posted by derp4life:

stand my ground and die like the little bitch i am

Hahahahahahahahahha 1 last way i would do it is not get caught in the first place. Go in My sexy car and Drink my Dragon potion without a care. :3 and you know what happens too me. (I turn into a dragon) LOL
 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm in a real cold shitsicle here

Sleep is suckish. Only fat ass bitchs sleep

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are locked with Slenderman for 20 minutes

Originally posted by derp4life:

stand my ground and die like the little bitch i am

Hahahahahahahahahha 1 last way i would do it is not get caught in the first place. Go in My sexy car and Drink my Dragon potion without a care. :3 and you know what happens too me. (I turn into a dragon) LOL
 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are locked with Slenderman for 20 minutes

1 last way is, Pour the dragon potion on Slendy(with eyes closed) Slice his Head off with A sword i cheated in and write “U are safe from slendy” on Dead Slendy and hang his body in a marsh 30 minutes later and Give the head To The gods of the sun

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You are locked with Slenderman for 20 minutes

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:
Originally posted by Jakob17awsome:

Another way for me to do it is Strangle him and torture him with the pencil,If everything goes wrong i’ll Drink the Dragon potion like it was sprite and burn him alive and Gotterakathing And everyother people against me

We’d probably kill you in the process. After all, unlike you, you dragon-humping hippy, we’re all human (With the exception of Slendy, but he’s going to kill you first). And we die standing and holding the fucking line.

Oh and if a die as a dragon 6 Cosmic Owls will come AND EAT YOU ALL UP!
 
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Topic: Forum Games / GTA Party ~Role Play~

Originally posted by hamuka:

In before the lock!

(insert corresponding gif here)

I dont think this is getting locked, its Roleplay
 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get 10 cents
I insert a Perninal

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Hospital Shutdown

So,Recently i saw and Advertisement Saying Than Steven Mcneils Plan for the States production. He said “just like we did in 1999” So i though.
*1600 Hospital beds closed
and
*700 Nurses out of buisness?

Seriously WTF is this? We must say NO back at Steven Mcneil!
And hes not the only problem.Darrel Dexter is another problem.
He is working for steven mcneil. Seriously some one should stop these people.
Lets just Pray that Darrel and Steven die soon, and this shit will end.

:)

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Whats wrong with Creation.

Well,This morning i could not get on Creation, I think something is wrong with the game.