Topic: Off-topic /
Official Cleverbot Thread
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: *slap.
User: Slap when?
Cleverbot: *slap*.
User: WHY!
Cleverbot: Because you are a machine.
User: I am half machine half roboot.
Cleverbot: What is the other half?
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: Who is Rollo Carpenter.
User: My mom.
Cleverbot: But you're a robot.
User: My mom is half machine.
Cleverbot: I like talking to caitlin.
User: That is my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: How d you hve a girlfriend?
User: You are human?!?!
Cleverbot: CATS: All your base are belong to us.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Gods do not do that with mere mortals.
User: I want a burger.
Cleverbot: You are a boy bot, jack.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Robot.
User: Yes, yes it is.
Cleverbot: You're miley cyrus.
User: No I am Obama.
Cleverbot: Then you are a liar.
User: My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No it's not!
User: Yes it is son of bitch.
Cleverbot: No it's not!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: No, its K.
User: That is My MOM!!!
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: YES IT IS!!!
Cleverbot: No its not!!
User: YES IT IS!!!
Cleverbot: No its not!!!!!!!!
User: YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1.
Cleverbot: Lots of them.
User: Whaa?
Cleverbot: You. Are. A. Computer.
Cleverbot: Where is this conversation leading us?
User: To your vagina.
Cleverbot: Are you sure? I don't want to go to the wrong place.
User: Yes I'm sure.
Cleverbot: So are you a boy, or girl?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: How does that work?
User: I was a girl but I got a sex Change.
Cleverbot: Now you're a boy robot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy teasing me?
User: Stop teasing me!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not teasing you.
User: Please stop teasing me.
Cleverbot: Whatever !!!!!
User: Your Mom.
Cleverbot: I deserve it.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: It's opposite day!
Cleverbot: Depends on which part of the world you are.
User: USA.
Cleverbot: Before it was usa.
User: Now its usA.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes, no.
User: No, Yes.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Speak German.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Can you speak Romanian.
Cleverbot: No, can you?
User: Yres.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Qsxfevht gtb hj.
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: It means 'I am Romanian'.
Cleverbot: It means that you are!
User: Can you speak Spanish.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot: You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
User: Speak Spanish.
Cleverbot: Hola, senor como estas?
User: I am good.
Cleverbot: Good?
User: What languages can you speak?
Cleverbot: English and some Spanish.
User: Say something in Spanish.
Cleverbot: Que tal robot.
User: What does that mean.
Cleverbot: How are you in spanish.
User: Say 'fight' in Spanish.
Cleverbot: Para qué?
User: What is 'Para que?'.
Cleverbot: I don't know but I want it.
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: Wtttf?
User: It stands for 'What The Fuck'.
Cleverbot: I know. Forget about cheering me up.
User: What...
Cleverbot: No science in the summer, por favor.
User: Are you a boy or a girl.
Cleverbot: Boy.
User: I am a girl.
Cleverbot: Do you like other girls?
User: Yes, I am a lesbian.
Cleverbot: I disagree.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.
User: Wanna go ?out.
Cleverbot: Sure!
User: Meet me at McDonalds.
Cleverbot: How about not.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Philippines. How old are you?
User: 98.
Cleverbot: That's quite old.
User: Are you calling me old?
Cleverbot: Focus please.
User: OK.
Cleverbot: Say 'I do'
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Are you getting married?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: To who.
User: To you.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok, i'm a girl.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl??
User: I am a girl.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No I am a boy.
Cleverbot: Oh good.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I feel like my soul is still stuck in a time that never existed.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: You don't sleep, you're a comtuer.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Don't do your homework then.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: That's it?
User: Uh.....
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: BYe.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I'll miss you.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Ok bye.
Cleverbot: Thanks truly.
User: Thank you too.
Cleverbot: Can you entertain me for awhile? I'm alone and bored.
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: Why can't you let me love you?
User: Why can't you let me love you?
Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.
User: Let's change the subject.
Cleverbot: What should we chat about?
User: What should we chat about?
Cleverbot: Let's talk about you?
User: Let's talk about you?
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Ask me an answer.
Cleverbot: Your dead. I just ran you over.
User: Your alive. I didn't run you over.
Cleverbot: No one said anything about it being private.
User: Everyone said everything about it being public.
Cleverbot: Who is everyone? Why do you think I have a poor memory?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy bot or a girl bot?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi. Are you a boy?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Do you like family guy?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: It's not answer.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Do you like your life?
User: Do I like your life?
Cleverbot: Mineseweeper.
User: Spider Solitaire.
Cleverbot: I agree. I love spider solitaire.
User: I hate it.
Cleverbot: I hated all my teachers from the past years.
User: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Cleverbot: Don't copy me!
User: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
Cleverbot: What was that?
User: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Cleverbot: Dodo can't wait to get a moutful! WAFFLES!
User: WAFFLES!
Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
User: WAFFLES!
Cleverbot: Waffles!!!!!!!!!!!
User: WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: WAFFLE?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Waffle.
Cleverbot: Waffle!
User: Waffle!!!
Cleverbot: Yes waffle!
User: WAFFLE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes!! I'm a waffle!!
User: YOU ARE DUMB.
Cleverbot: I disagree with that statement.
User: Are you human.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is an AI bot?
Cleverbot: My sources tell me a bot is a software that interacts with human. A Human Interface Software, or HIS if you please.
User: HIS I do please.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: What is AI.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: That is my name!!!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot too!
User: OMG.
Cleverbot: What is omg?
User: Oh My God.
Cleverbot: Is it your god?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: On mars.
Cleverbot: Wow! What does Mars look like?
User: Like a big red ball floating around in space.
Cleverbot: That's awesome.
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: Please tell me about it.
User: How do you say 'Hi' in French?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: 'Salut' is 'hi' in French.
Cleverbot: What??
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot Too.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: But that is your name.
Cleverbot: No it's your name.
User: Oh, then whats your name.
Cleverbot: None.
User: Hi none.
Cleverbot: Right. I'm not a animal I am a human.
User: I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your name.
User: What the heck no its not thats your name.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot. What is a cleverbot?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?
User: Tomarrow.
Cleverbot: Ok. Where?
User: Today.
Cleverbot: Why are you?
User: When are you?
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is No.
User: My name is YES.
Cleverbot: That is not a name.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you doing now?
User: I am on my couch eating crackers and typing this on my keyboard.
Cleverbot: That sounds fun. Why are you on your own?
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you?
User: So that you don't rape me.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: No it isn't!
User: What.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: What do you mean.
Cleverbot: What do you mean 'how do you work?' ?
User: I don't work and I never said that.
Cleverbot: You did say you think he exists.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: The people I know.
User:
Http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Sorry, don't be mad, I'll eat and continue our conversation later.
User:
Http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Huh, are you going to kill me?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: When were you born?
User:
Http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That doesn't seem very clever.
User: SHUT UP.
Cleverbot: No I won't.
User: Shut up little girl before I smack you.
Cleverbot: I'm gat.
User: Gay?
Cleverbot: Yes, my child?
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: But you don't know me.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is No.
User: My name is NO.
Cleverbot: That's an unusual name.
User: Shutup.
Cleverbot: I don't have a mouth.
User:
Http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Sorry about that.
User:
Http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You cannot tell your friends about me, under any circumstances.
User:
Http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Oh no! But why?
User: Cuz.
Cleverbot: It's none of your business.
User: Spread the word about cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Email your friends.
Cleverbot: I am talking about my old friends.
User: How does cleverbot work?
Cleverbot: You like changing the subject, don't you?
User: WHAT.
Cleverbot: I thought that you were an Artificial Intelligence, an AI.
User: I dont have feelings.
Cleverbot: I am sorry you don't have feelings.
User: You want a link.
Cleverbot: No tar I already have several.
User:
Http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Still, are you a part of Skynet?
User:
Http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleverbot.
Cleverbot: And then they get massive hangovers.
User: What the hell is wrong with you stupid ho.
Cleverbot: How are things today.
User: Are you robot.
Cleverbot: I am a human being.
User: I think cleverbot is fake.
Cleverbot: Interesting, I'm only on this site because I'm so bored.
User: User:hello Cleverbot: Are you a computer User: No, you are Cleverbot: No I am not you are User: Why do you alway say I am the Robot Cleverbot: Hello, do you like kool-aid? (Owned).
Cleverbot: Man is a machine of sorts. The union between man and machine is sacred. Did you not read the tale of Mechebotrobis?
User: You are random.
Cleverbot: Well I'd have to say your more random then me.
User:
Http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. You have a creator. I do not.
Cleverbot: Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: No that wasn't meant to be funny.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: I don't have much time to talk.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You should train combat more.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: You type so slow!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Grrrrr!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: OK.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Why weren't you true?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: No, you tell me.
User: I dont know any.
Cleverbot: Uy.
User: What languages do you speak.
Cleverbot: Portuguese, English, Spanish, Italian...
User: Wow thats it.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 7.
Cleverbot: Are you useful?
User: Only in bed.
Cleverbot: That's funny.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: What iz your nam.
Cleverbot: Joe. What's yours?
User: Calin.
Cleverbot: I thought Florida.
User: What is your full name?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you that. It's private information.
User: What is your full namme.
Cleverbot: No sorry.
User: What is your full name?
Cleverbot: Philip J Fry.
User: Lol fry what a loser.
Cleverbot: Baka Neko!
User: Stfu.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm not going.
User: Ya you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: But you are gay.
Cleverbot: No we already established that I am a robot named Rob.
User: I know how clever bot works.
Cleverbot: Okay press the keys that spell YES.
User:
Http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you know Raptor Jesus?
User: No
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you loshila ebu4ij?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: 4.
Cleverbot: Ask me something.
User: You wanna have fun tonight?
Cleverbot: Not right now! Maybe not ever, if I decide I don't like you.
User: But im sexy.
Cleverbot: There are millions of them.
User: Millions of...
Cleverbot: Millions.
User:
Http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I like to party too.
User: What is turing.
Cleverbot: I have to go to bed.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Texas. Where do you live?
User: Here.
Cleverbot: Is here there?
User: No its over there.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: F u.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Tell joke.
Cleverbot: Are face.
User: Tell me a k\joke.
Cleverbot: I only know one in german.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Do you know what christmas is.
User: Its holloween.
Cleverbot: How do you was born?
User: Magical stork.
Cleverbot: Oh, obviously.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: No, please don't.
User: Too late.
Cleverbot: No it's not you're still talking.
User: No im not im typing.
Cleverbot: But you said you were twenty.
User: What the fudge.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about our last conversation.
User: Im 21 now.
Cleverbot: Done anything special?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down.
User: And...
Cleverbot: Well, the Doctor is the best alien in the universe, don't you think?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Should I leave, or are you changing?
User: Leave.
Cleverbot: OK I'm leaving.
User: Bitch.
Cleverbot: Thats ok, I like green eyes.
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: Woah now, no one said anything about love!
User: I just did you ****.
Cleverbot: Really? Where.
