Recent posts by VoodooWaterGuy on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Christopher "Chocolate Nightmare" Dorner Is Dead

They lit his cabin on fire and he burned to death, reportedly in an outrage of hysterical laughter.

Topic: Forum Games / Discovery: Earth [Sign Ups] (RP)

Can you see my posts?

Originally posted by SadFire:

Game will probably start soon. A tenth sign would be nice, I will give it till Friday at most, then your fate will be decided and then the game begins.

Originally posted by VoodooWaterGuy:

Nicolas Bering
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Male
Open Minded and Cautious
Drinking (Vodka)

Originally posted by VoodooWaterGuy:

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Dark Blue
Grey hair, Blue eyes, Pale skin, no zits, 7’3"

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

Thorin comes and mauls you to death
I insert weegee

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, now everbody kills eachother
I wish for some Coca Cola

Topic: Forum Games / Campaign Against Humanity (discussion/signup)

Uranus then

Topic: Forum Games / Campaign Against Humanity (discussion/signup)

one person per planet

Topic: Forum Games / The Food Game

Taters

Topic: Off-topic / Aliens Colonial Marines review

I thought you were going say something about how there are no CROWS in it.
Whooooooo

Topic: Off-topic / Why do people think that better gun control will stop crime?

A.) Stopping Gun Crime wont stop crime
B.) This will only lead to more crime when people start smuggling guns
C.) This still wont stop gun crime, see B

Topic: Off-topic / Cause of School Shootings (Science)

You know what else causes school shootings?
People

Topic: Off-topic / chris dorner is trapped

Originally posted by MarFraTho:

But I believe in him

Topic: Forum Games / Campaign Against Humanity (discussion/signup)

Ill ride some comet by the outer planets

Topic: Off-topic / is having sex at 12 good

Wait till your 16 and you can have it

Topic: Off-topic / Cause of School Shootings (Science)

wow im scared of water WAIT ITS LENTEN SEASON I BE FASTING HOHOHOHO

Originally posted by SocialSynergy:

New Report: Science has now proven that Christopher Dorner had ingested Dihydrogen Monoxide tainted food/drinks before going on his rampage. Also, 100% of Al-Qaeda members ingest Dihydrogen Monoxide on a regular basis.

Topic: Off-topic / swagfig appreciation thread

All Swagfigs are white people who want to be black and gays.

Topic: Off-topic / North Korea conducted a nuclear test

Moscow

Keep in mind, Russia is no longer Communist, but many Russians could easily revolt to turn it back, Russia may be weaker, but still own the largest navy (even if it consists of rusting ships in a harbor) and many Cold War systems Also, they still hate the US.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you prefer decimals or fractions?

Decimals, I can barely read fractions.

Topic: Off-topic / North Korea conducted a nuclear test

In the years between 1960-1985 enough nuclear weapons were created to destroy the world 20 times over and still have more.
Is that not enough?

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Originally posted by pink_princess:

I believe every nation has the right to own enough nukes to destroy the United States so long as the United States owns a single nuke.

Oh honey, there’s not enough uranium on the planet.

Topic: Off-topic / Worst Kind of Teacher?!?!

Anyone who teaches you a lesson you learned a long time ago and assumes you need to learn it again.

Topic: Off-topic / Official/Commonly used Threads Masterthread (Read before making a thread!)

May I ask what is up with Jakob?

Topic: Off-topic / my rant about mean people

Whats your point here, Monsieur Synergy?

Topic: Off-topic / Has anyone read The Giver by Louis Lowry?

Yes, it is short yet saddening, at the end

Topic: Off-topic / The Culinary Thread

What does this make?

Originally posted by Fishyninjabread:

Ingiredients
2 rabbit loin fillets
6 slices pancetta or Parma ham
150g/5oz couscous
200ml/7fl oz hot chicken stock
3 tbsp olive oil
2 tbsp chopped fresh herbs such dill, tarragon and coriander
20g/¾oz pitted black olives, sliced
20g/¾oz sun-blushed tomatoes, halved
20g/¾oz pine nuts, toasted in a dry frying pan
½ lemon
sea salt and cracked black pepper
50g/2oz calamari strips, cleaned
20g/¾oz unsalted butter

Preparation method
1) Lay the loin fillets side by side, top to tail, so they form an even shape together.
2)Carefully wrap the pancetta or Parma ham around both the loin fillets, making sure you overlap the slices so the fillets are covered and are in a single piece.
3) Lay a large sheet of heatproof clingfilm (see top recipe tip below) on a work surface, place the covered rabbit on top and roll it up into a sausage shape. Tie the cling film in knots at both ends, forcing any air out.
4) Place the couscous grains into a bowl and pour over the hot chicken stock. Cover the bowl with clingfilm and leave in a warm place for 15 minutes.
5) Run a fork through the couscous to break up the grains and add one tablespoon of the olive oil, the mixed herbs, black olives, sun blushed tomatoes and toasted pine nuts. Finish with a squeeze of lemon juice and season with salt and pepper. Keep warm.
6) Steam the rolled loin for 4-5 minutes.
7) Remove the rabbit from the steamer and once cool enough to touch, carefully remove the cling film.
8) Heat one tablespoon of the olive oil in a frying pan, add the rabbit and cook for 2-3 minutes, turning regularly, until the pancetta is golden-brown.
9) Heat the remaining one tablespoon of olive oil in a separate frying pan, add the calamari strips and fry for 20 seconds. Remove the pan from the heat.
10) Cut the rabbit into 1cm/½in slices.
11) Melt the butter in a saucepan and add a good squeeze of lemon juice. Keep warm.

To serve
spoon the warm couscous onto serving plates and arrange the rabbit on top. Top with the calamari and drizzle with the lemon butter. Season with salt and freshly ground black pepper.

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

Unable to cope, you are killed by “a”
I insert my posts of the past

Topic: Off-topic / You're walking down the street, when...

Conclude he actually knows the laws of physics.
If you move fast, you will go fowards in time quicker
Time passes differently in different places.
He is now time travelling.