Recent posts by PirateCapo on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by LuckyEye:

Yes, I want to be a pirate! :D

Alrighty ten!

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by boa152:

CAN I BE THE PARROT? SQUAWK!

Yarr!

Topic: Off-topic / Lets talk about pickles [It's staying as pickles]

Pickles in teh rum. A tasty treat for any pirate!

Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever noticed how strange gorillas are?

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

Originally posted by cooldude1800:

I don’t like talking about gorillas. Ever since the “incident” occurred.

did they rape you?

Or did he rape them? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Topic: Off-topic / What's your real name?

Originally posted by PirateCapo:

Aargh! Me name be Chesterfield Rumbooty McFisticuffs!

In all seriousness, though, my name is Brendan.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your real name?

Aargh! Me name be Chesterfield Rumbooty McFisticuffs!

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

Yarr.

Takes a swig o’ me rum Thar be an entrancing avatar

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

Aargh, this be a scrubby boat.

Yarr?

Topic: Off-topic / How long do you think it will take modders to get around all of Xbox One's bullshit features???

Aargh! This be why I use Steam. Thar be no bullshitting!

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by Mike_Ehrmantraut:

Pirates are rapists, thiefs, and murderers. So yes, I’d like to be a pirate.

Ye put rapist first… scoots away, carrying me rum with me

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Jah. Where be your guns landlubbers?

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by Purechillos:

Aye matey, I want ta be a Pirate!
Tha one with tha ol’ black powder shootin’ gun!

Yarr!

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by xProStar:

Ninja Star Attacks PirateCapo with Death Star dealing 50 damage Ninja Star is on da boat, ready to attack stupid pirates ;3

Aargh! At least we pirates have teh cool acents!

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by Wave_Rida:

Ahoy! How do I join you for the rum and wenches, and avoid having to walk the plank?

Originally posted by epicdude3:

I want to be something

Aaargh! Ye join me crew!

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by bjjdude:

Change me to a Pony Pirate

Aargh!

Topic: Off-topic / Official Ninja Thread

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Go to hell. You know me as the pirate who hates ninjas from the pirate thread. Prepare for war!

Peace between the two would be wonderful. Let’s try it.

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Sign me up. I demand a high ranking, though.

Arrgh! It be time for ye to walk the plank!

No.

Then taste cutlass matey!

How about I taste a nice fluffy croissant?

How about me pocket cannons in your mouth?

Topic: Off-topic / Official Ninja Thread

Originally posted by Ninjitsu_Pirate:

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Go to hell. You know me as the pirate who hates ninjas from the pirate thread. Prepare for war!

Peace between the two would be wonderful. Let’s try it.

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Sign me up. I demand a high ranking, though.

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Yarr! To victory!

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Satanic Cult

I don’t think Satan’s a pirate, so nope.

Topic: Off-topic / An Invasion Is Coming

Aargh! Thar be very well written. Me seconds this.

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by AllStarDominatio:

Aargh, ye too many recruiters, eh?

Narr! Thar always be room for pirates on teh H.M.S. Interwebs! some are just REALLY drunk on teh rum and can’t talk

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by betterplayer:

Haha! I am a ninja! poofs behind you

Yarr harr! How does ye like me sword, wench!

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Originally posted by ghxPERT59:

Argh, I’d like to join yer’ crew. ’n stuff.

Aargh! noted

Topic: Off-topic / Official Pirate Thread

Yarr! There be ninjas in teh area! Ready teh cannons!

Topic: Off-topic / Official Ninja Thread

Aargh! Teh ninjas be a group of weevil-ridden scallywags!