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Topic: Contract Wars / What do you don't want in this game?

Originally posted by Mesimumm:

I dont wabt buying higher weapon sets, cuz some noobs buy set 6 weapons and kill all rank 0-10 in game. Like when I was noob, it annoyed me that some dodes had sks carbines and as Val mod 3 and shit and they owned everybody else. And I dont want buying skillpoints. U have to earn them, not be a rich bich who buys everything cuz hes too noob to earn it. And btw, what did the cards do? When I first time played this game then in summary there were cards or something and they arent anymore.

found a noob. dude. you can buy 10, and for normal people, its not exactly cheap, would take you levels 60-64 to buy all without putting any gp into game. as for noobs with sks and such, its their choice to waste $200 on a game for fast unlock.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Why do people hate sprint??

Originally posted by IRush2Hard:

Because imagine a 104 mobility noveske sprinting.. You can get invincibility for gp and have 5 second spawn invincibility and be able to run across evac in about 2 seconds from one spawn to the other. You can already move fast enough with a pistol out or say a high mobility weapon such as noveske. Nobody sprints at top speed realistically in combat because it’s near impossible when you’re carrying around 150 pounds+ and armor which restricts a full range of motion. Even if you were able to sprint you would be about half as slow as you would be without equipment and you wouldn’t be able to sustain a sprint like that for more then 2-3 seconds without exhausting your body. Therefore it is pointless, useless, and not needed. You never see soldiers in combat videos sprinting across the desert do you?

+1 pretty good sum up

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Sniper Rifles Are OP

the best part? military trained snipers ALWAYS aim for the body unless the only possible killshot is somewhere else. its hard to miss something generally a foot to a foot and a half across, a 6 by 10 oval that is your head? a lot harder to hit. they’re MADE to one hit kill.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Sniper Rifles Are OP

Originally posted by Warbrand85:
Originally posted by CallOfDuty213:

Excuse me for asking, but WHAT IN THE fudge (So mods/admins don’t block this post) isn’t realistic?! Sniper’s in real life kill by one shot if in the head or the body due to high caliber ammunition, if in the leg/arms with the imidiate help of a doctor there is a chance he will survive. A sniper with high caliber (Let’s say the SV-98, which is a great real life sniper) would punch through any bullet proof vest. Sniper’s were made to do long shots, see how sniper’s don’t do “Quick shot’s” or “No scope’s” They hard scope. The damage actually should be better if this was made to be as much real-life as possible, but then the game would be ruined. The other thing is the range – With the SV-98 you could easily shoot 1000m on target (Ofcourse the aim has to be a bit up, a bullet is a bullet), not 300m max. So don’t fudging say that the sniper rifle’s need to be nerfed.

I’m almost ok with the SV-98 that you chose to use for your example. Out of ALL the sniper-type guns in the game, THIS one takes the most skill and makes the most sense. You get ONE shot at taking out a target, and then the scope goes off-track, and you have to re-acquire the target… and it gives them a chance to change locations or get to cover.

Where is the justice when you can aim thru a scope, track a target, and plunk round after round until a target dies or the gun goes click? Someone else said that most snipers are tunnel-vision noobs that take four or five shots to hit something… does that even matter when they can attain accuracy by volume? Are they worried about running out of ammo when, as you say, they stick most of their body out and are obvious targets? If they can snag three kills, then die, and get full ammo, who cares about ammo? You can get a 3:1 k/d easy as freakin pie.

Also, quit crying about the chance of snipers getting nerfed. The lot of you. God forbid they actually demand a “good” player to be useful. If you all are as good as you think, then a nerf wouldnt even bother you, because a headshot, reduced damage or not, is still a headshot.

use whatever gun you want and 3/4 of the people in this thread will send you home with a .2 kd.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Sniper Rifles Are OP

I encountered Kromer several times and I cannot agree. He always stayed in game even when his K/D was low. I can only congratulate you that you shot him but it does not justify your arrogance and your disrespectful attitude represented by words ‘you’re hilarious man’ does not show you in a good light.

Back to the topic.
Hello Warbrand.
I think I know why you are unhappy because I had felt the same before becoming a sniper myself. Actually, the irritation led me to take revenge and I decided to be the worst enemy of the ‘top of heads’.
If you look at most of the snipers’ K/D you’ll see that they suck. They rarely hit a target but you get an impression of their good skills or OP weapons because one of their shot finally kills you.
In reality, they are meat for good counter-snipers as they always appear in the same spots, their behaviour is predictable, and they cannot aim and shoot a moving target. A good team needs to be balanced and all you need is a good, active counter sniper to clear the area full of the pseudo-snipers and teach enemy not to go on open spaces.

I consider myself to be an average player and I realize that I am an easy target for many players, but please take a look at the below video as a proof that many of the snipers have no skill whatsoever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrnPD77GVhw

Wasnt calling kromer a ragequitter, kromer is one of the few DR (or ex DR) that i havent made rage quit yet. as for sounding arrogant? i DO find it hilarious. the fact that he complained about snipers needing a nerf (even though they are doing the INTENDED job (they ARE made to punch through armor at ridiculous ranges as someone above said) and i dont take killing kromer as an achievement, honestly i love playing dr and 1337 members, they provide the few challenges i have had lately once i reskilled from my troll build that was actually one of the more fun builds 30-40 completely wasted sp and i still managed to beat 1 1337 or dr in a match, now i can take 4-5 depending on the coordination they are displaying and who it is (: that being said, that was merely saying, half a head isnt that hard to hit, especially if i can hit it across lighthouse against players who are pretty much reviled as campers and noob hiders SO.

EDIT: i am natsparks so dont tell me to stay out of your business, since i have been told that before >.> (incase you didnt notice)

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / 1337 story of homo lovers (now with part II!)

Originally posted by tehepicnut:

LMAO would be interesting if figa was next…..

that would be a full on kedr orgy..

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / the new system of pairing teams is terrible

silenced. pfft. doesnt matter. tracers, dont matter, you should know the map well enough to guess his general location from where your guy died and from the sound the silencer leaves

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / the new system of pairing teams is terrible

Originally posted by main_gi:

He has 5 targets to kill, with varying competence. It’s not like if anyone on my team kills him, we get 5 points.

the instant he kills someone on your team, you should have a pretty damn good idea where hes at.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / the new system of pairing teams is terrible

if he has 9 kd against 4 40+ players, two of them being 60, he deserves the points.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / the new system of pairing teams is terrible

keep in mind that 5-1 is probably totally fair, considering hes probably whooping your ass from the picture.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / kick these people out

Originally posted by zenues:

Please kick or ban if necessary those laggy players with 250 or 300 ping please they teleport everywhere and they ruin the fun for us with good internet.

This is what your typical lagger says “HUEHUEHUE” or “BR!!!!”
That is a annoying 11 year old Brazilian teleporting around the map.
Please ban or kick them for having 250 ping not 300 c’mon Tfender use your damn brain look at the masterpiece you made here I bet you’re a genius, please I have spent my pennies on this game and not that I am saying that I am superior for having spent a few bucks but please I just want to relax after work and not have to unload a entire mag into a lagger’s head.
Anyone with a brain will understand.
Please don’t say “ADD MOAR SERVERESS!!!”

you would be the best person ever for someone to troll. just no.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / New Thermal Vision

aaaaaaaand i see a bunch of noobs who suck without thermal… except schlier, and silent, you two are pretty good

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Hidden stat bonuses?

Originally posted by notalltherecat:

I noticed someone posted about shotguns having a hidden +15% to all stats. Is this true? If so, what about other weapons? What sort of hidden stats are out there?

your name says it all. you’re “not all there” ^you got lied to.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Noob Magnet Power

anyone else notice how bear has 5 kills, but only says 4?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Use alt to cheat in the game

Originally posted by NVR4G3T:

This game happened yesterday… i’m pretty sure stormrunners behind it (seeing how we had a falling out yesterday and he put his “alt” into the fear clan) or it could be the fear clan i’ve also made enemies with them yesterday i personally don’t remember anyone being 0-41 so i’m going to assume this picture was photoshopped, lol get a life

You don’t deserve the time it would take from me to make the alt to post this picture much less make an alt, get it to level59, then proceed to waste 15 minutes and get myself killed 41 times with no kills of my own. I honestly couldn’t care less that you got me kicked from the clan, and I sure as hell, knowing how petty you are, after having spoken to a few people and know EXACTLY what you said to get me kicked want to be in the same clan as you. So thank you for doing me the favour of not having to bring myself to hit the leave button. Don’t waste my time in the future by having friends of mine send me forum links because you and your superiority complex bring yourself to believe very slight done to you is from me in revenge. I have a girlfriend, school, and best friends to worry about. Thanks for attempting to classify yourself in there category by saying I would spend MY time to do this, next time, don’t bother.

Next time, something happens that you are sure is me, remember, I don’t have the time to waste trying to get you banned on a meaningless game, I have a girlfriend going to college 8 hours from away in less than 7 months. I won’t waste your time or mine on something that stupid, I’ll be spending it with her.

I don’t know why I wasted the time to type this, since I’m sure it won’t matter, you’ll probably still perceive that every little slight in game is my doing, but in the off chance that you actually read that, and understand I don’t care, have a nice day

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / What guns work well with fire stab?

you need guns that have a decent amount of recoil for firestab. noveske and m4? are you joking?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / "The Doctors" Recruitment

i think im going to start stalking members around and ruining their pros. anyone else up for it too?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / HACKERSSS!!!

karan isnt good enough to be a hacker :P

EDIT: love you bud <3

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / "The Doctors" Message

Originally posted by tehepikduck12:

@Every Dr member ever, The only reason your are good is because the only matches you do are Parkside 0-70. I admit I use them, but I do not get like 408 xp for 1 kill. Do NOT deny it, I have played games with In-The-Dark, the only reason he is good is because of his AsVal Mod.3 which takes 0 skill to use, it has 100 accuracy and 50 damage, thats like using a shotgun in knife fight. The only reason everyone in Dr is this high of a level is the x15 boosters or something like that. I’m not that good, but i do know you are ruining the fun in the game for everyone else.

-tehepikduck12

not to change the subject, but now that you mention the shotgun in a knife fight i wanna try it :O

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Let Us Honor His Death

Originally posted by theft_4_bread:
Originally posted by Oliveboy:

WTF why are we celebrating his death you thick skull losers? He created a gun which has been cheaply distributed to militias and other terrorsist groups. His invention has killed more people than any other gun. I know its not the gun that kills someone else but the person behind it but it is not something to be celebrated. Thats like celebrating the anniversary of mustard gas and napalm. Stop being insensitive to the world around you. I know its a game but there has to be some nuance of morality within us.

You would think differently if you handled one of these beautiful machines.
Some say that if you put a single 7.62×39mm round under your pillow, Mikhail Kalashnikov himself will bless your soul by cutting off your arms and replacing them with AK-47s.

ill try it if you do theft

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Let Us Honor His Death

Originally posted by Oliveboy:

WTF why are we celebrating his death you thick skull losers? He created a gun which has been cheaply distributed to militias and other terrorsist groups. His invention has killed more people than any other gun. I know its not the gun that kills someone else but the person behind it but it is not something to be celebrated. Thats like celebrating the anniversary of mustard gas and napalm. Stop being insensitive to the world around you. I know its a game but there has to be some nuance of morality within us.

now that you mention it, does anyone KNOW when mustard gas and napalm were invented? i think we can definitely honor those weapons as well!

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Dual Devgrus

Originally posted by Spreadinator:

great now make most overpowered weapon in game even more op! lol.. but to be honest as long as they nerf damage output of dual it should be fine

as per everyone thinking it is, its not op, ive seen plenty of guys fail harder with devgru than i have any other weapon (except maybe some idiot that was in my osm game yesterday going 4/17 with ak12 and stealth hunter)

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Dual Devgrus

can we have separate aiming abilities, i want to be able to see one knife go through four people heads, its more fun that way, you know?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Dual Devgrus

can we get a sniper optic on one so that we know where to aim across lighthouse?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars / Upcoming new weapons

LOLOLOLOL yes, please give out like 1000 free gp, so i can do what with it? buy boosters, no, give out like 500000 free credit, that’ll shut people up for a LONG time (probably not, but i can hope, you know? they’ll probably complain the second we get even that though)

EDIT: sorry for double posting