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Where is my free helicopter?
You said it yourself. you’re in denial. you’re in denial like a fat chick on a Jerry Springer episode called “You’re too fat to wear that”. And everybody in the audience is trying to tell her she’s too fat to wear that. They aren’t picking on her. It’s not because she’s fat. it’s because she’s too fat to wear that. But she’s in denial. And now she’s arguing back and forth with the audience until she finally yells out “I am sexy! I am beautiful! Ya’ll are just jealous!”. Then Jerry hits her back with “Aint nobody here jealous of those cottage cheese thighs sweetheart!”
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
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