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Thier once was a man from peru,

who dreamed he was eating his shoe,

he woke in the night to steal someones sprite

and asked me if i could come too,

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i said we could meet on the shore

but his mom had turned into a whore

his dad threw a big fit, told me to go suck it…

and now we dont talk anymore

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so he had to go all alone

while crying, he triped on a stone

when he stole that guys sprite, he put up a fight

and now he has broken a bone

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and then he moved straight to berlin,

where he got a very nice pen,

he voted for Adolf instead of my friend ralph

and now he is moving again.

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he thought it would be nice in france,

but he got a kick in the pants…

he tried to go warn them, but nazis, they shot him

and now hitler is doing a dance

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he wanted to just get away

afterall, there’s no reason to stay

with a hole in his arm, and a little french charm

he’s now on a beach in paraguay

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but the beach was to hot,

iceland sure hit the spot

yes, it was real cold, but he found him some gold

and now money, he has alot

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now he is a very rich guy

his name, it is Marty MCfly

he went back in time, put his face on the dime

and renamed the greek letter pi

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now he is just wondering why

all of his luck appears to be dry

on the way to his next home he choked on the ozone

and ended my story…… goodby