CecilWidowmaker

Musicgirl: Wow I suck
sexylilman0610: nah
sexylilman0610: just push harder
sexylilman0610: and make it go deeper
CecilWidowmaker: bow chicka wow wow
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Razzi3l: Anyone would go clinically mad after talking to Musicgirl for any length of time.
(discussing his pregnancy with Musicgirls baby)
Ret:I have no regrets, Ketsy.
Retribute: We love eachother.
Retribute: We can get through this together.
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Ketsy: I feel like the skin of my eye is trying to violate my eye.
Retribute: The skin of your eye, Ketsy?
Ketsy: I have no idea what to call it. I’m distracted.
Musicgirl: Eye lid?
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Musicgirl: I don’t think it’s fair for me to be a virgin and still have a child T_T
Ketsy: Music, I don’t think it’s fair that my eyelid is raping me.
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CecilWidowmaker: Ketsy, how is your eyelid raping you?
Ketsy: Because I am not consenting to the penetration. Duh.
Brother_Odd: Did your eyelid say Surprise? Because that’s not rape.
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Ketsy: I find it kind of creepy how many of you are seemingly obsessed with Music in a sexual manner.
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Ketsy: Moses doesn’t have nice.
Ketsy: He has stupid with a side of arrogance, and then just stupid.
moses78: ketsy hit it pretty much dead on.
Ketsy: It’s pretty easy to tell, too
Ketsy: If he’s the former, he thinks music wants him badly
Ketsy: If it’s the latter, he’s saying anything else.
moses78: music does want me though…
moses78: she just wont admit it.
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gatherer818: yo dragon imma let you finish but King Kong falling off the skyscraper was the best monster death of all time!
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asmodous: Ah, so when women are given shit to deal with they have to temporarily become transexuals?
moses78: kinky
SkitzoStrife: Yup. All women have a spare set of balls to drop when needed.
SkitzoStrife: Little known fact.
moses78: double sided dildo fixes everything.
moses78: especially if it has fake balls for both sides
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moses78: so yeah, my retainer smells like semen
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Zekeachu: It has a 20% chance of inflicting homosexuality, which can only be cured in a christian gay camp.
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Ketsy: It’s like a threesome, but with less penetration.
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Bleys087: Giglimesh, Starring J-Lo and Ben Affleck
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Sir_Fratley: Good to hear, it’s my mission in life to please you.
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Retribute: Wow…I believe using the term “Silly Cecil” has officially made me a homosexual.
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Zekeachu: Dj and Fratley sitting in a tree?
Retribute: M-O-D-D-I-N-G.
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Ketsy: Put duct tape over it
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nolimits42: I think i like your pussy already.
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Retribute: I’d do you, Cecil.
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darkmikasonfire: if we made jew’s into bubble gum would they be called chewyjews?
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Retribute: I specified that nude is acceptable GIVEN that a bowtie is worn
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moses78: wallk up to a girl and grab her butt and say “i used my fapping arm for that attack, i’m moses by the way”
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moses78: so yeah, my plan for tonight: go to a fraternity party, meet an ugly girl and punish myself.
moses78: i’ve been a bad boy recently and need to make up for it
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Bleys087: /w peeptadabeep Yea and I can look while I wait, but I’d like to be surprised and then just just completely violate your body
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yungjock592: i like pussy
Gorgoth66: woah too much info this isnt dr phil
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Mustavus: fun fact: any 6 porn videos, when played in tandum, will blend to sound like Desperado, by the Eagles with sufficient audio quality.
Mustavus: The more you know
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Bleys087: What if Frat was one of us, la la la la, had a sack like one of us, blah blah blah blah, just a stranger out of luck, trying to fap his way back homeeeeee
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Minimalist__: I gave a man a jar of my semen once.