Turnoer

I think the ending was cute.

The fact is, people, that the results on the bar are the same regardless of what you choose.

There is a good ending, this game is about antidepressants d: When the game asks you to choose the suicide method just wait 7 seconds and the list of options will change.

If this is supposed to be some sort of commentary on life, it's a silly inaccurate one, cause unless it's a commentary on knuckle dragging retards who don't know how to eat, sleep, or can't figure out that you're supposed to actually get paid for going to work then it doesn't make any sense and isn't obvious enough to anyone to be a commentary. Oh, and if she ain't eating, sleeping or going out, what the hell is she spending her money on in that short a period? Judging by the other evidence, I'd guess she gets her kicks angrily throwing money at at little children who go by and wondering why they keep coming back or something, since she obviously doesn't know what the stuff is for cause she works for free. Anyways, if she really is this much of a failure at life maybe the ending is for the best...and if john likes her back, perhaps he should go too.

First, add more possibilities. Second, Don't make the bar adjustments random. i.e. I pressed work and I lost money and got less hungry. Should be if you press work you lose everything but, gain money. Third, Make sure all choices don't end in a loss of happiness. Overall 2/5 for effort.