224narwhal

MAR 22 – 3:55PM
StaleDoritoCrumb: Are stale Dorito Crumbs edible?

MAR 22 – 3:56PM
endimos22: you are very funny

Kiralin: I’ve never eaten a dorito, so would I even know it was stale?

MAR 22 – 3:57PM
thrye333: the questions of life

MAR 22 – 4:04PM
alfa166: there might be a cat in that Dorito bag, but you won’t know until you open it…
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MAR 22 – 5:13PM
AshkeHeron: How’s it going, Socks?

MAR 22 – 5:15PM
SocksRock: Ah, you know. Flitting between existential terror and enjoying the peace and quiet. You?
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MAR 22 – 5:25PM
SocksRock: I think you might be high

MAR 22 – 5:40PM
manthemanreturns: yes i was high

MAR 22 – 5:41PM
manthemanreturns: like a butterfly

manthemanreturns: who likes to fly
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sqwerty__: native american ****** be like

sqwerty__: ‘lemme put a semicolon in my child’s name’

MAR 22 – 7:03PM
shrimplover: shut up

shrimplover: im gonna put a semicolon in YOU

Premium_AJ: Imagine kissing a woman that has herpes and realizing she’s your sister, but it’s only fair since dad already had his turn.
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MiyamotoHishiro: 9pm is not too late, sleeping at 10 pm is acceptable

MAR 23 – 2:18AM
dreamingkat01: depends on the age of the child, and the child himself

MiyamotoHishiro: ok

MAR 23 – 2:19AM
ZachBurps: I still think you should donate him to science.

Executioner: Ditto.
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deepturtle: hitler be like: ey lmao bruh gas em lol
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JUL 6 – 5:10PM
Marq: What it My Little Pony characters got covid-19?

JUL 6 – 5:11PM
224narwhal: holy shit marq i havnt seen u in years

Kiralin: erm…then….actually, never seen MLP, so no idea?

JUL 6 – 5:12PM
224narwhal: kiras lieing shes a huge mlp fan

JUL 6 – 5:13PM
Kiralin: Kira is pop-culturally challenged!

224narwhal: i mean thats better than being actually challenged…
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JUL 22 – 11:35PM
DingoTM: My butt jiggles with the ferocity of a thousand multi-colored water balloons.

genoes6662: ok

DingoTM: Yep.

genoes6662: ngl this is actually a pretty good game

Conquerer95: That was the best message today, Dingo

DingoTM: Yw.

JUL 22 – 11:36PM
DingoTM: <3

Conquerer95: Now I can finally die in peace from this website.

DingoTM: This is so sad

genoes6662: alexa play despacito

ganondwaarf: alexa play astronomia

DingoTM: Alexa, play Closing Time :’(

DingoTM: cries

Conquerer95: lol

JUL 22 – 11:37PM
DingoTM: I made love to a squirrel once.

DingoTM: Buried mai nutz! AYYYOOOO!!!!
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shadowsbored: snap your skull i wish

shadowsbored: yoda i am

hmmmm67: ********

shadowsbored: shit in your mouth i will

shadowsbored: ugly you are