Food is tasty. Best Action Movie In The World
(You know its good if it’s at the top of my profile page.)
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You think a commodore 64 is real neat-o, what type of chip you got in there? A Dorito?
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“There was a single item in our advantage,” an aide to Lee remembered, “but it was an important one.” "McClellan had brought superior forces to Sharpsburg, "the aide conceded, “but he had also brought himself.”
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I very democratically, hereby appoint myself, S1upreme Overlord of the Milky Way Galaxy
Maxed Myth Page
Fishy Looking Fish
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eternalwarrior: I trolled you like I wasnt even trolling, but doing some of the most impresseive mental acrobats as seen in a long phase of humanities history
ADood: I’m doing mental exercises too, but its mostly trippin balls
ADood: lol game chat is on fire
Heavy_jebby: heavenly fire?
ADood: more like salty fire
Aug 18 – 3:50PM
Heavy_jebby: i saw that porn
ADood: w0t
Heavy_jebby: it was hard to watch
ADood: omg git outta here
Aug 18 – 3:51PM
Heavy_jebby: that’s what the actress said! you saw it too?
ADood: lol
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Mancart: Jesus, your profile is… Long.
ADood: ik
ADood: i made it that way
Mancart: And it kinda hurts my eyes.
ADood: lol
ADood: that one is going in there
Mancart: Oh good.
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quince1987: And I don’t give a shit.
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If you’re reading this, please, clean under your bed and in your closet. I have bad allergies, and find it hard to live in such dusty spots.
Thank you,
-ADood
P.S, I can’t get wifi as well, If you could fix that, it would be much appreciated. :)
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When I was born, the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over, saw my butt, and said to my mom, “Look! Twins!”
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EvilBosse: chuck Norris won the world series of poker 1998 with the hand 2 of hearts, 6 of spades, a green 6 from Uno, a joker and a get out of jail free card
________________________________________________________Marcus_olsen: Money can’t buy you happiness, but it’s better to cry in a Lamborghini than a shitty ford.
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_______________________________________________________ You know what your reward is for reading through all that spam? A quote: “I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
“The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.” -Robert Oppenheimer
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“Always borrow money from a pessimist because they never expect it back.” -Oscar Wilde ________________________________________________________
“The capacity to blunder slightly is the real marvel of DNA. Without this special attribute, we would still be anaerobic bacteria and there would be no music.”-Lewis Thomas
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And you’re like,“Woah! His profile still goes on!”
And I’m like, “Nah.”
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“I find it ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.” – Bill Murray
Probably should have moved that quote up some, but who cares.
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ROCKGUY04: I am not sure. I am starting to believe im immortal, i literally have never died before, unlike other people that die all the time. Nobody can prove me wrong either.
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Memes are inherently communist, as they are meant to be shared and made for free- Karl Marx
Memes are the opiates of the masses- Karl Marx
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Спасибо товарищу, вы порадовали могучего Сталина и прославленного Ленина на протяжении многих веков! ________________________________________________________
“Most quotes on the internet are falsely attributed” -Abraham Lincoln
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87% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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“My biggest fear is that people will attribute false quotes to me. And millions of morons on the internet will believe it.” -Albert Einstein
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