Akfu

I was a huge X-Files fan. It was insane. We would have X-Files dinner parties every Sunday.
I haven’t really gotten into a TV show that much since then except for Lost. I see a movie coming out for Lost maybe after the show is over.

I know a lot about French cinema. I speak French fluently. It was one of my degrees in college. No I don’t think I am smarter than you because I have 3 degrees. They don’t really mean anything.

I am allergic to dogs. I used to be scared of flying, but I got over that fear by taking a 7 hour trip across the Atlantic.

I ran track all 4 yrs in high school and college, I still run it’s addictive. Almost as addictive as Disputed Galaxy.

Life is different for me now that I have had a liver tranplant. I feel amazing, like a rebirth, but the drugs are making me a little schizo so if I yell at you in chat sorry, it’s the drugs.

Stephen Colbert is my hero. His ice cream is delicious.

I have yet to meet a woman who is not beautiful in one way or another, ufortunately many of them would disagree with me.

Something is going to happen soon, in fact it’s already begun. You can feel it in the air, it’s so real you can almost taste and smell it. I don’t know what it is, but I am absolutley sure it is going to be amazing, and blow our minds in its awesomeness.

I have been going by Akfu since about 1992, in 8th grade, when I made it up, before Shaq had Shaqfu. I was planning a lawsuit, but have yet to find a lwayer to take my case.

The Lakers are great. If you disagree with that then either you have 0 basketball IQ or you’re just a straight up hater.

Women: It is OK to get pedicures, and most of the time it’s cool and nice to look at. But please don’t get a 150 pair of Gucci espadrilles and walk around with dried out heels that could cut watermelon and crusty azz toes and think it’s cute. It’s not. Please I will give you the 10 bucks for a pedicure. Just don’t do it. Ever.

Tiesto is a living god. Paul Van Dyk is good but seriously, enough is enough, let’s settle this here and now; Tiesto is better. Done. Then there is Ferry, Armin, and watch out for Christopher Lawrence.

I work in IT, but that doesn’t mean I know everything there is to know about computers. Sure I know a lot, but not everything. I am not hacker proof, nobody really is, that’s why I don’t mess with them or pretend to be one. It’s good to have a few friends who are white hats.

Why can’t I gain more weight? You know what, it’s your fault. Thanks a lot.

Stop shooting me down in Disputed Galaxy. Thanks.