BlackHawk29

Hello humans! Now, as that picture shows, I am most certainly not an armadillo on a rocket, as that is illegal! (Is it?!) Fortunately, I have never seen laws confining armadillo’s to the ground, especially Nine-banded Ones, which you know what happens. I shall not explain what happens, all I will tell you that when driving, what out for armadillo’s jumping out of bushes and onto your windscreen, since then well, lets just say strawberry juice will smear your windscreen and make you crash. It happens more often than you think… and well, the more you know! Anyways, wait-what?! You saying armadillos don’t live in Antarctica? What sort of outdated sources do you use? The World Book and Encyclopedia Britannica? Pffft, use Wikipedia! Dont trust the government! They’re all Illuminati-controlled! Okay, now back to the point! I live with a family of emperor penguins who regularly fish in the nearby dihydrogen monoxide- No, no no! It’s not toxic! Just because you hate vaccines… pffft…. Dihydrogen monoxide is H20, just so you know. And yes, we drink it. So what? Are you… are you discriminating against me? Well, damn you, fleshy…. pink thing! You dont even have fur anyways, I bet ya’ll be dead in winter! Oh, you saying that you survived the Ice Age? Well, you monsters probably wore the skins of poor innocent animals! Anyways, cya! Waddles into burrow