Brawldud

First off, I’d prefer to maintain some degree of anonymity. I’m not a secret spy for the President (but if I were, I certainly wouldn’t be revealing that here) and I’m not one of those d-bags who wanders the website looking for someone to troll. I’m a regular person, just like most other people here (I like to emphasize “most” because urspazy is actually Waluigi in disguise and Bramble is a normal Kitteh) and I have a life here on the East Coast.

My name is Evan. I play online games for Xbox Live, but I occasionally plug in my Gamecube and relive the memory of shooting a guard in the nuts with a PSG1 – among others. I’m closed for friend requests but when I’m online I’m usually more than happy to play a game of Borderlands or BFBC2 with other people. I play games with others mostly to win, unless said game is Halo, in which case I want to enter Forge and spawn many vehicles and power weapons for explosive fun.

Only once every year do I have my birthday – the 22nd of June, to be precise.