Catinthewall

I write stuff. The readable stuff is at http://www.scribd.com/Catinthewall
I’m perfectly normal, if you discount all the craziness.
Craziness vectors include:
Gender ambiguousness
Pervertedness
Abilty to write, but never more than a few chapters of any one story.
Collector of cards for a game I never play.
Collector of worlds I can never visit. See Discworld, Xanth, The various worlds of Neil Gaiman, and so on.

If you haven’t noticed, nearly everything I type comes right out of my fingers. I barely get a chance to parse and approve before Pinky R. pushes enter.

E-stabbing. for only 19.95 a month, we will hunt down and killyour online enemies for you!
terms and conditions apply.

Does anyone else feel physical pain trying to read Icanhasacheezeburger comment threads?
It’s like sandpaper to the eyes, the frontal and language cortexes.

The newest Power Ranger iteration involves a 5 person polygamous marriage, and they each get their powers from a different fetish.
Black, Bondage.
Red, Blood.
Pink isn’t the token hot chick for a change.
Green uses ‘incense’.
and… We don’t talk about Yellow Ranger.

Don’t sell your siblings. Unless you’re absolutely sure the price can’t be beaten.

(On Fashion)
SayaBlu: Your life is probably spiraling into a black abyss.
Catinthewall: Actually, this year it’s a red abyss.

I have naked pictures of myself. I did censor them with clothes though. No one’s noticed yet.

I’m too sexy for my shirt! Mainly because this shirt clearly says it’s for those with a SQ of 90 or less.

GlamourFrog: Or, better, take me away. :/
Catinthewall: Take you to a far away place, where the men are men, the air is air, and everyone can sing on key perfectly?

KilleroftheGods: “Then Zeus created a powerful weapon to end the Great War. A weapon forged from the Heavens and the Earth…the Blade of Olympus” – Atlas
Catinthewall: Zeus also made the colt .45 of Olympus, but it kept jamming, and was discarded, and lost. UNTIL NOW!

You will live a happy life punctuated by sadness and fear.
you will find a slightly insane humanoid who will charm you and love you as much as give and more.
You will grow old, and just in time have your life saved by technology, and become immortal.
At one of your multicentennial birthday parties your authourship of planets is awarded with permission to become a goddess to a private universe.

However, you are still before the critical crossroads in your possible lives. Your other path involves being falsely accused of killing and eating thousands of babies. After 36 years you manage to escape by finally developing your hypnotic powers to the point where guards and inmates follow your every command after a (hot) ritual. You rule Earth for life, but at the cost of scientific advancement, and the rebellion succeeds due to your loneliness.

The Turning point in both the future of yourself and the world has to remain secret for now. choose good over law, and chaos over boredom. Your lucky Numbers are the physical constants, and learn from the past that will never be as well as the future that must.

If I could keep one topic going for long enough, i could make a book.