I deliver the mail to all the wonderful residents of Ponyville. Sometimes I don’t do things right, but the nice ponies give me muffins!
Like, ever.
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I AM THE PROUD OWNER, & CREATOR OF “:D/D:!/Etc.”, SO, ANYONE THAT USES IT IS JUST A PERSON WHO THINKS IT’S COOL TO COPY OTHER’S IDEAS, SO JUST REMEMBER I, DERPY___HOOVES MADE THOSE FACES BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DID!
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Here’s how I got my Cutie Mark:
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It all started in Equestria.
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There was a new Family in Ponyville.
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Its was my Family!
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I was really shy around everypony and didn’t use my wings at all. Celestia met my family and gave us a new home to live in at Ponyville. Celestia had known that I was afraid, Celestia had help me to not be afraid. Celestia had shown everypony in Equestria,She also met The Elements of Harmony. I met everpony in Ponyville, Canterlot and other places in Equestria. I wasn’t afraid anymore. I decided to make a welcome party to me and everypony. she had sent invitation’s to everyone in Equestria, with the help of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Evereyone had come to my big party. Everypony was really happy about the big party had had lots of fun. Celestia was very happy, I had a party like this. So then… Celestia gave me a cutie mark called “Partying to the Dead!” I was very happy I got my cutie mark and I gave Celestia a big hug.
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Here’s the phone number to my creators! (Hasbro Inc.)
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Contact: 401-431-8697
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