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FlairLikeRarity

Latest Activity: Played Just Chatting (Aug 14, 2021 8:06am)

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    Deepest darkest Australia
  • Member Since

    Dec. 17, 2011

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Hola! Name’s Jaye! Welcome to my garden of happiness
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I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
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There is nothing more powerful than a child’s wish. Except for an Apache helicopter. It has both machine guns and missiles.
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These aren’t condoms in my wallet, these are ramen noodle flavour sachets, biatch.
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I leave myself behind in pieces, I know you’ll need them when I’m gone.
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Quoth the Raven: Caw Caw Caw.
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This is a chemical burn. It will hurt more than you ever been burned. Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Stay with it. This is your pain. It’s right here. What you’re feeling is premature enlightenment. It’s only after we’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything.

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“It’s okay to eat fish, cause they don’t have any feelings”
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Kay, so a couple rules if you wanna talk to me.
1. dont be a dick thats it
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Anyone can talk to me. I don’t care about age, gender, sexual preference, or gender identity.
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https://spicyobsession.tumblr.com/post/20448184653/billierain-women-are-women-regardless-of-sex


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To a_passing_maniac: God, drinks have such stupid names
a_passing_maniac: maybe because whoever names them is smashed all the tiem (reply)
a_passing_maniac: it’s just one guy in a room, drinking new drinks and then saying something slurrily after each one. his assistant interprets these mumbles as drink names (reply)
a_passing_maniac: they have spare livers shipped in every fortnight (reply)

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To Phyllotaxy: Shrodinger created his paradox as an excuse to kill cats
Phyllotaxy: Actually mildly aroused now XD (reply)
Phyllotaxy: I still feel I’d be more excited by GLaDOS reading Moby Dick :\ (reply)
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FlairLikeRarity: ADHD. ..
FlairLikeRarity: >can’tfindpills
FlairLikeRarity: Needs pills to concentrate enough to find pills
FlairLikeRarity: Catch-22
rebelfire: They need to make the ADHD pills shiny.
rebelfire: problem solved.
notthatJack: i’m… laughing /near/ you, flaherty.
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muthuad: In case of Earthquake staple yourself to ceiling
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beelzebumon: sometiems i was born on mars or uranus
TDSSoulReaver: …..
TDSSoulReaver: Josh.
TDSSoulReaver: I worry about you.
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FlairLikeRarity: The plural of possum is posse.
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Phyllotaxy: On “Fun With Dick and Jane”, I propose “Fun With Dick and Dick” is my new favourite past time.
Phyllotaxy: I MEAN MOVIE
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To Phyllotaxy: I just saved a bunch of money on my insurance edict by threatening my agent with a golf club.
Phyllotaxy: Heh :P  (reply)
Phyllotaxy: Inquire as to whether it would be deemed personal negligence if you ‘accidentally’ burned their office down >:3  (reply)
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FlairLikeRarity: Dammit, mixed up my tenses again.
FlairLikeRarity: ;c
Phyllotaxy: waves hand dismissively Tenses were for is pointless.
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FlairLikeRarity: I’m here to kick ass and take ritalin
FlairLikeRarity: and I’m all out of ritali-Ooh Shiny
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Cantankerous_: I like boobs. :3
FlairLikeRarity: I like your train of thought, Tanky
Cantankerous_: I like my train of thought too.
Cantankerous
: It never leaves the topic of my own breasts.
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Wuffyful: I got quoted on Kong, I feel like Charlie Sheen saying something smart. (reply)
Wuffyful: I should get drunk, snort coke, and go cheat on my wife. :D (reply)
To Wuffyful: cheat on her with me please
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Elphret101: Quest-que-sup Drake?
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sevendinosaurs7: my vajajay is painin
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Synxrock: so, hows life, kiddos?
HappyAlcoholic: Moist.

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collusion: dick got your tongue?

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thenwo5: holy shit its pourinlike a mother****er
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Physsion: woke up this morning and BOOM ded
phenomforever: its liek mornings with me
phenomforever: wake up then BAM dragons everywhere
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Phyllotaxy: Actually Flair, yours is probably the biggest one present.
Phyllotaxy: But you’re compensating :P
FlairLikeRarity: for what?
DrakeVonDragon: For nopt being on the moon, duh.
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Phyllotaxy: Do you think Flair is making a profile so big she can use it to climb to the Moon?
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xSilverLugia: your penis does not interest me
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H2Oreo: For a good time call 911 ;)
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brangle: Have you been caught with your dick in a finger trap with another person’s dick, Flair?
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shyataroo: Crinkle is like velma from scooby doo except with plasma torches for arms.
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DrakeVonDragon: I am become sex, destroyer of hymens.
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phenomforever: man when the world ends i’m going to choke a bitch.
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SymbolicPhoto: lads can you do me a favour?
Vallintino: I’m not gay
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TheAbnegation: crinkle is stealthy that way, like catwoman, with fewer whips. I think.
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DragonVoid101: ive had 3 years of expererience of to avoid being persued by the webistes secret service
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JustRosa: ****
JustRosa: He is back
JustRosa: That means thst Olaf has failed to kill Drake.
DrakeVonDragon: Tell me about this Olaf, Rosa.
JustRosa: He is a polish assasin.
DrakeVonDragon: I think I might’ve had a beer with him.
DrakeVonDragon: Olaf doesn’t sound very Polish.
JustRosa: GOD****INGDAMMIT
DrakeVonDragon: It sounds Scandinavian to me.
JustRosa: I’m going to kill him first and then i will kill you.
shyataroo: with her vagina.
shyataroo: because it has teeth
shyataroo: that have venom
JustRosa: Shy stfu. xD
FlairLikeRarity: vagina dentata
FlairLikeRarity: what a wonderful phrase
FlairLikeRarity: it means no penis
FlairLikeRarity: for the rest of your days
FlairLikeRarity: its our phallus free
FlairLikeRarity: philosophy
FlairLikeRarity: vagina dentata
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762X55MMNATO: Why must you punish drake?
KayNer: its a fetish
FlairLikeRarity: what isn’t a fetish?
762X55MMNATO: um
762X55MMNATO: stock reports?
FlairLikeRarity: stock reports get me so hot
FlairLikeRarity: ohbby, i’ll make your dow jones rise 2 points
FlairLikeRarity: mmm, show me your agricultural sector babe
shyataroo: oh god, them earning reports girl
shyataroo: I’ll show you a bull market
KayNer: lets review this financial report all night long
FlairLikeRarity: i’d rather see you bear ;)
shyataroo: I’ll show you my higher than expected earnings
KayNer: i see some deficit in your books, thats bad. you have to be punished
shyataroo: I’ll show you how I FTC as in **** that ****
KayNer: lets talk about taxes
KayNer: ok, that might be a mood killer
DrakeVonDragon: Can’t we cuddle first?
KayNer: only if your financially responsible
KayNer: shy, do you have an inflation right now, really?
FlairLikeRarity: fiscal responsibilities ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
shyataroo: I’ll Reserve your FED
FlairLikeRarity: looks like theres a lot of red tape ;)
FlairLikeRarity: we might get a bit tied up
shyataroo: let me take a look at your books
FlairLikeRarity: i’ve found some discrepancies in your records… I’m going to need to check them out ಠ‿ಠ
shyataroo: I will collateralize your debt obligation
FlairLikeRarity: sign on my dotted line ;)
KayNer: this will hurt your rating, but its the propper thing to do
FlairLikeRarity: let me make a deposit into your account
shyataroo: Let me show you my derivatives market
KayNer: let me call my boss on that, he needs to be in on it
FlairLikeRarity: you make me fluctuate
shyataroo: I’ll push you into the black
shyataroo: I’ll push you into the black
KayNer: too bad, we are in a red zone
FlairLikeRarity: I’m a hands-on investor
shyataroo: let me funnel your debt into my mutual fund.
DrakeVonDragon: This is officially the least adequate I’ve felt all year.
DrakeVonDragon: Thanks, guys.
DrakeVonDragon: And gals.
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JustRosa: Nothing feels as good as taking a shit in your own house
shyataroo: unless its taking a shit on someone elses cat
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HiiiTimes: Don’t hurt my penis, Femme.
HiiiTimes: It’s like a newborn baby. Be gentle but supportive with the head.
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FlairLikeRarity: oh yeah its 2016 **** me dead
KayNer: i rathr not
KayNer: its not good for my resume
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Crinkle: SKREEEE WONNK

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