I usually pop out of nowhere in chat, and most of the chats I enter end up turning out into something slightly psychotic yet hilarious. Regardless of whether or not that’s a good thing, I’ll put up some funny Kong chat experiences I’ve had sometime or another.
But hey, I see you snooping ;)
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Kraelan: The etymology of Murder Hobo is rooted to the fact, and perhaps necessity, that player characters in D&D almost never have homes or other significant property, and they run around begging to perform “jobs” for loot.
Dacarnix: And most of those jobs are actually serial killings if you come right down to it.
Kraelan: Since Dungeon Masters have a bad habit of destroying all you love and hold dear from your character’s back story.
HTCxREPEAT: So basically D&D creates psychopathic killers?
Kraelan: “I’ve got a sweet ole Aunt May and a nice apartment in Brooklyn” “Your aunt and your building were destroyed in an unfortunate super villain parade”
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blebbeh: jen is scared of nothing
blebbeh: jen is a ****ing tiger
HTCxREPEAT: Jen might be a tiger, but is she the EYE of a tiger?
Shustriy: No.
blebbeh: IT’S THE
Shustriy: Don’t.
Shustriy: Pls.
blebbeh: EYE OF THE TIGER IT’S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT
HTCxREPEAT: XD
Shustriy: :(
blebbeh: RIIISINGGG UP
Loki_LOPTR1: Jenise used work as a lumberjack
HTCxREPEAT: YEE
blebbeh: TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIIIVALLL
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The_Red_Eye: The Meat Master.
The_Red_Eye: The best when you need your meat handled. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ayrus: Got that right.
Ayrus: And don’t you forget it.
HTCxREPEAT: Ayrus is good at slapping his meat on something real hot
The_Red_Eye: The best. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ayrus: Yup. And rotate 45 degrees before flipping over.
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