 "Hastur2")
Hastur, the sammich king! Hastur2: You have one minute until I start up my, long, boring, and incredibly disturbing story. Hastur2: And So I begin. Hastur2: I was walking around one day when I found a turtle head. I then removed it from the turtle and named him Friedrich. Hastur2: I then ran into Bounty, who’s head exploded after I jammed a cup into his ear. I then stole his headless cadaver and proclaimed "Henceforthe you shall be known as AGGGRREKKT! Hastur2: I sewed Friedrich onto AGGGRREKKT’s palm, when he was then removed by Chrisy. I glued him back on and named him AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich. Hastur2: I then tied my final sammich to his kneecap, making him AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich/sammich. Hastur2: a bear paw and a monkey finger were then found. I used an arc welder to attach the bearpaw to AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich/sammich’s back, making him AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich/sammich/bearpaw. I ate the monkey finger. Hastur2: I then picked up a tesla death ray and mounted it onto his neck, making him AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich/sammich/bearpaw/tesladeathray. he then attemptedto destroy Lepids, but batteries were not included with the tesla death ray and the instructions were in… Hastur2: Tagalog. thus ends the developing tale of AGGGRREKKT/Friedrich/sammich/bearpaw/tesladeathray. Hastur2: I hate it when people say “seven” AcidSeahorse: What’s wrong with seven? Hastur2: Seven is for cutting. AcidSeahorse: Mkay. Hastur2: SEVEN! cuts a waterbottle Activity FeedHastur2 has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? |