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Fallen leader of the AegisVanguard.
Nothing more to say.


Quote collection.
*roselie1028:* Soft Dalek, Warm Dalek, Little ball of haate! Happy Dalek, Sleepy Dalek, EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

*Whiscash:* Fate must be...10 years old?

*prinny171:* A vampire bit my words and became red!


*Miro62:* Hitler couldn't have been a bad guy, after all, he killed hitler!
*ApprenticeChief:* Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.
*Miro62:* Well that guy had it coming.

*FlyingAgorian:* Chat... Chat never changes.

*TurkeyPie:* Who's old?
*TurkeyPie:* (σ •_•)σ You are!
*DimArtist:* **** off!
*TurkeyPie:* Who's stressed?
*TurkeyPie:* (σ •_•)σ You are!
*DimArtist:* ...
*Highfive55:* Lol

*TurkeyPie:* Who's amazing? (σ •_•)σ You a-
*TurkeyPie:* No, just kidding. (¬ •_•)¬ I am!

*ShadowBlitz237:* Hey Hayato
*ShadowBlitz237:* Are you a sexy Asian man with an impressive accent?
*Hayato_Sakashi:* No
*Hayato_Sakashi:* nor is this kongredate
*ShadowBlitz237:* Can't take a joke, eh?

*Highfive55:* Just murder the doubters
*orangepopsicles:* ya
*Highfive55:* Orange is a doubter
*orangepopsicles:* **** you too
*orangepopsicles:* I'm damn great

*Scritter:* playing gravitee wars, who wants one of my guys to be named after them!
*Highfive55:* Nay, Scritt
*Scritter:* alright highfive, your the number 1 guy!
*Highfive55:* ...
*Scritter:* ... sheesh, no one else? guess they all be named after you
*Highfive55:* You..
*Scritter:* are going to win this game!
*Highfive55:* STOP IT

*JamieWolfyCook:* I claim this chat kill in the name of Lord James the third.

*michaelan:* Cass.
*michaelan:* Do you have cooties? :c
*Highfive55:* *pelts Mich with cookies*
*Highfive55:* Close enough.
*michaelan:* *Eats cookies*
*michaelan:* HA
*michaelan:* I IMMUNE

*LtGenObvious:* QUACK MUFFUKA (reply)

*djmaster118:* Failure to plan is planning to fail.

*m1chaelan:* I am actually capable of being nice, btw.
*Holy2334:* no you're not
*m1chaelan:* SHUT UP
*m1chaelan:* YOU DON'T KNOW ME

*itlives:* GUYS
*itlives:* WHAT COLOR IS RED?


*FlyingAgorian:* I'd watch it on Netnet, But interflix is pretty slow right now.

*TERENCE22205:* What le pie did you just freaking waffle about me, you normal bish? I’ll have you know I’m le most random guy ever and I’ve been involved in numerous Memebase raids on 4chan, and I has over 300 confirmed cheezburgers. I am trained in epic randomness and I’m teh most awesomesauce smexiest PANDA!! in my entire middle school xD. You are nothing to me but just another spork. I will make you ROFL with teh 1337 randumness the likes of which has never been seen before on le Earth, mark my freaking wordz. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over le interwebz? Think again, normie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of epic ninjaz across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for teh storm, d00d. The storm that wipes out the GAY epic fail thing you call your lifez. You’re freaking dead, bro. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare randomness. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed pwnage, but I have access to the epic lolz of My Life Is Average and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of MURICA XD, you piece of crap. If only you could have known what uber fail your little “Ray William Johnson is gay” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have SHUDDUP! But you couldn’t, you didn’t know I was bisexual, and now you’re paying the price, you baka. I will throw PANCAKE MIX all over you and you will drown in it. You’re freaking zetta lame, bro. XD

*Melvarius:* chocolate milk
*Melvarius:* hold the chocolate
*Melvarius:* what's so hard about this order?

*nitetrooper93:* There's a thing called sentences. Try typing one.

*michaelan:* I GET FREE SEX
*Holy2334:* ...
*roselie1028:* ...
*Highfive55:* ...
*itlives:* ...
*PsichoGhost:* ...
*michaelan:* Uh...

*LtGenObvious:* can't flimflam the zimzam (reply)

*itlives:* PSI
*PsichoGhost:* Yeah?
*itlives:* *backs up 30 feet from psi*
*PsichoGhost:* I've been here fo-
*PsichoGhost:* *braces*
*itlives:* *starts running full speed for 20 feet*
*itlives:* *jumps remaining 10*
*PsichoGhost:* *ducks*
*itlives:* *misses horribly and falls flat on the floor*
*itlives:* ASSHOLE
*Highfive55:* xD
*itlives:* WHY WOULD YOU DUCK!?
*itlives:* MOTHER ****ER

*JamieWolfyCook:* As a white guy, I love glowing in dark areas.

*fhhuber:* Congtratulations... your bank account has been confiscated by the Democrat party. Thank you for your contribution.

*DannyMersel:* What is dead may never die!

*AnriG:* l0lr0fl,Hoolo,tkkttony PLAY NOW Interactive Buddy IT IS VERY VERY GREAT GAME
*Hoolo:* AnriG, would you mind stop acting like you're a commercial bot?
*AnriG:* l0lr0fl,Hoolo,tkkttony PLAY NOW Interactive Buddy IT IS VERY VERY GREAT GAME…
*Hoolo:* And while you're at it, you might want to check your record. I think it's broken.

*LtGenObvious:* fuck your OP army bitch (reply)
To *LtGenObvious:* c:

*Hoolo:* I can't dance, I can't talk.
*Hoolo:* Only thing about me is the way I walk.


*Underworlder10:* im back
*Highfive55:* Hide your kids
*Highfive55:* Hide your wives
*Underworlder10:* and hide your husbands cuz hes rapin everybody out there

*hola365:* *licks Drut* Calm down ;P
*Drutar:* Shh... no tears, only dreams

*Darxzero:* Sorry. Dressing up as bread is only allowed on Yeaster.

*FridgeMagnet:* People are dicks

*Tr011Br0:* They see me trollin, they hatin, patrolling them mods tryin to catch me chattin dirty, trying to catch me catch me chattin dirty, tryin to catch me chattin dirty. I troll them so proud, I’m swangin, they hopin that they gon catch me chattin dirty.

*DanielS525:* The tooth, the tooth, nothing but the tooth, so help you Bob,.

*fuggdup:* I am, I have a diploma and everything
*fuggdup:* Sure it's made by me, and in crayon, but still

*LtGenObvious:* I sort of want to make a career out of the military
*Miro62:* We never would have guessed, general.
*LtGenObvious:* shut the **** up

*GRAM_CRACKER:* Where's your Christmas spirit?
*ProfessionalFire:* I left it in the back, lemme get it.

*Highfive55:* Jamie is starting to look highly suspicious
*JamieWolfyCook:* It's not lube
*JamieWolfyCook:* I mean
*JamieWolfyCook:* Shut up

*meleking:* One day Iran to the store to buy some Turkey and ham.
*FlyingAgorian:* You really had to russia back home that day.
*Darxzero:* Must have been syriasly pressed for time.
*meleking:* Oh I was, there was definitely no time to be Stalin
*meleking:* Iraqed myself that same day on my bike too

*jkdrip:*0/5 i still have no bagels
5/5 bagels are mentioned
0/5 MLP reference
(0 + 0 + 5) / 3 = Bagel
Result inconclusive. Further primitive donuts must be consumed to conclude level of yes.

*Zorichi:* Lol douchenozzle
*Zorichi:* Ima call my dad that
*james97:* zori, i hope he kicks ur ass
*james97:* u ungrateful little shit
*Zorichi:* I wouldn't doubt it

*Zorichi:* When I get close to women I faint and turn purple

*TurkeyPie:* "Damn hipsters! Get off my chat!"

*2cool4namesx:* It all changed when the Dairy Queen Nation attacked...
*Highfive55:* Seems legit
*Highfive55:* Whom did they wage war with?
*2cool4namesx:* The Burger King and McMonks

*aceangel365:* well only a kiss can turn james back to human
*james97:* pucker up ace ;3
*aceangel365:* ALRIGHT :D
*james97:* (• ε •)
*aceangel365:* *one sex scene later*
*Highfive55:* wut
*aceangel365:* yep :D

*Blitzstrk:* Forgive me Lord Gaben.
*Blitzstrk:* *hugs Ace*
*aceangel365:* *biggest smile ever*
*aceangel365:* YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

*Bleeghhhh:* My armadillo went from having a cute posse of animals to getting a cute mafia of animals

*Scritter:* what if pringles cans are small so that when your hand doesn't fit, its telling you to lose some weight

*Highfive55:*Already put your family 6 feet under
*Ashtonioirwini:*what family? i'm batman *flys away crying*

*DarkBlackMomba:* If i ever get in a horror movie situation, I'll just hope I get to de-verginize myself before I die.
*DarkBlackMomba:* Be that guy that gets to bang the hot cheerleader or somethin'.
*DarkBlackMomba:* Right before an ax goes into her boobies/chest.

*Highfive55:* I killed Clean
*Highfive55:* But am probably gonna die now
*cleanbrain:* yeah i hope u do
*Highfive55:* Yo Clean
*Highfive55:* Pass the salt mate
*cleanbrain:* i cant
*cleanbrain:* u used it all in my fields

*Highfive55:* I'm a dick
*Highfive55:* Do I win anything?
*Krystal98:* You win a butt.
*Highfive55:* hrm
*Krystal98:* So now you're a dickbutt.
*Highfive55:* **** off

*Highfive55:* I play Black Ops.. V.V
*samael5994:* My condolences.

*AssassinoMano:* There are only a few things that truly equalise all
*AssassinoMano:* War, God, Death, Civilisation.

*Scritter:* last night i had the weirdest dream
*Scritter:* i got a job on farm, and kept getting yelled at by the farmer because i kept screwing up my job, even though i couldnt do my job
*Scritter:* i was first told to go milk cows, but the cow's milk was spotted black and white, like a cow is, told i suck at milking cows
*Scritter:* then i had to feed pigs, the "slop" was all prime rib and steaks, i mentioned that and got yelled at for wasting food
*Scritter:* and the last thing that happened, i was told to go watch the chickens because hawks were in the area
*Scritter:* needless to say, there's a freaky chikcen hawk looking thing which is clearly a hawk
*Scritter:* i tell him but he's like "dude, it's a chicken"
*Scritter:* as he turns away the hawk-chicken eats one of the chickens
*Scritter:* i tell him the chicken just got eaten
*Scritter:* he looks at the hawk-chicken, blood-covered mouth, then looks at me and yells at me for daring to call his precious chicken a hawk
*Scritter:* while he's yelling at me, it eats the rest of the chickens
*Scritter:* he looks back, sees only the hawk-chicken, then i get fired for getting his birds killed, except for that last one
*Scritter:* meanwhile, the hawk flies away and he yells at me one last time because of that "damn hawk just flew away" that ate his last chicken

*SolidSnake6:* i spin my dick round and round
*SolidSnake6:* oh

*Vatesky:* And you think that makes you invincible?
*Vatesky:* Oh my sweet summer child

*Scritter:* High55: Forever misquoting people like the /mischievous/ person he is.
*Scritter:* Do you hug your mother with those copy-pasting fingers of yours?

*geargod:* The sad thing is that I have always been a huge StarWars fan but have been too busy with work to see it.
*JennaRaeC:* still annoyed that they killed off solo
*geargod:* You
*geargod:* just ruined it for me -_-
*JennaRaeC:* shit

*Man_Of_Fe50CW:* welcome to the rice fields mother ****er

*supertomlem:* i like this game
*guythatsrandom:* Maybe you should marry it.
*guythatsrandom:* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Heliian:* I’m a pervert.
*Heliian:* That’s my greeting towards you.

*Aegis_Priority:* When were you unbanned
*AssassinoMano:* banned, for I am unstoppable
*LtGenObvious:* I was never
*AssassinoMano:* fuck
*LtGenObvious:* shit

*Aegis_Priority:* Fly
*Aegis_Priority:* How you when you the video.
*FlyingAgorian:* What.
*Aegis_Priority:* This how you when you do the video.
*FlyingAgorian:* …
*CutePerson456:* …
*FlyingAgorian:* I don’t
*FlyingAgorian:* what


*CpnAmERICa:* eaoeiuaeouiaeoiueuoi
*CpnAmERICa:* Sorry, I have irritable vowel syndrome

*KoboldGiraffe:* I have over 200 trillion cookies. :3
*Floirt:* in your browser? dude you should buy norton antivirus for that shit

*KoboldGiraffe:* Floirt, I have reason to believe you are not the age you say you are.
*Floirt:* i have reason to beleive you are stupid

*Darxzero:* Congratulations, you can predict the past.

*mcgeebungholeman:* gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8 no h8 str8 aprei8 n8

*Elisabetta5368:* *Curls up in fetal position*
*Scritter:* let me curl up next to you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Scritter:* help us MisterD, you’re our only hoe
*Scritter:* hope*
*Cojiro98:* OUR ONLY HOE
*Elisabetta5368:* …
*Scritter:* that was an accident, i swear

*Scritter:* Assisted suicide isn’t legal in my state, sorry.
*TurkeyPie:* Here, it’s pronounced as ‘murder’.
*TurkeyPie:* We’ve got a weird accent.

*Azwraith15:* I need more souls, give me yours!
*LostLittleBoy:* Already sold mine, sorry.
*PhoenixNewb:* I’ll pass.
*AnabelleSylveon:* Ehhhh, I misplaced mine
*JackT36:* I’m ginger, so I don’t have one.
*Aegis_Priority:* I never had one to begin with

*IAMROCKLEGEND:* someone tell me a bedtime story
*FlyingAgorian:* Once upon a time, you died, and I lived happily ever after. The end.

*theportalboy:* sorry guys.
*theportalboy:* back.
*theportalboy:* Was muted for 1 hour in a spanish server for being racist.

*Scritter:* Santa is the patron saint of all prostitutes.

*Scritter:* when did hola’s quote list get so long, it’s longer than my attention span

*Butterroll12:* Nite.. These kong filters need to be better
*Butterroll12:* A Britta filter is better

*elvinotron:* ….the burning….grrrrttttt…just gets….grrrrtttt….worse!
*Luke___:* wtf does grt mean retard

*awesomealeem:* I’m still quite butthurt from yesterday’s events
*vice123:* lube it up next time


*DragonSlayer1110:* baby baby baby!
*RogueFable:* No
*goolonghorns:* stop
*DragonSlayer1110:* im a barbie girl!
*RogueFable:* No
*goolonghorns:* stop

*llamalordlover:* DONE!
*scarlettxfoxx:* undone
*Awwsome:* Redone


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