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POKEMON!! :P
Selena Gomez Says, “Who Says Your Not Perfect?” Then Hannah Montana Answers, “NOBODY’S PERFECT!” Then Pink Says, “YOUR FUCKIN’ PERFECT” Am I perfect or not?! QUIT SENDING ME MIXED SIGNALS!!
I Like Yoshi And Domo.

BFFLS:
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HOW MY FAVORITE SINGERS DIED
The All- American Rejects died because It Ended Tonight

Avril Lavigne died because she was The Best D*** Thing

Bon Jovi died because he was Livin’ On a Prayer

Boys Like Girls died because they were Love Drunk

Brandy died because she was Right Here

The Bratz died because they Changed the World

Carrie Underwood died because she was Wasted

Cascada died becuase she had a Fever

The Cheetah Girls died because they didn’t Bring it On

Daughtry died at Home

DHT died because they didn’t Listen to their Hearts

Emily Osment died because she Didn’t Think About it

The Fray died because they Never Said Never

Go Gary died because they were Wonderful

Green Day died cause they were American Idiots

Howie Day died because they Collided

Iyaz died because his iPod was stuck on Replay

Jay Sean died because he fell Down

Jessie James died because she was Wanted

Jordin Sparks died because there was No Air

Journey died because they Stopped Believing

Katy Perry died because she was Hot N’ Cold

Lady Gaga died in a Bad Romance

Miranda Cosgrove died Kissin’ U

Saving Jane died because she was The Girl Next Door

Selena Gomez died Naturally

Taio Cruz died because he Broke Your Heart

Toy-Box died because of Earth, Wind, Water and Fire.

97% of teens would cry if they
saw Robert Patterson
(Edward Cullen from Twilight)
standing on top of a sky scraper,
about to jump.

If you’re one of the 3%
who would sit, eating
popcorn screaming
“DO A BACK
FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!”
then copy this and paste it somewhere!
You say Edward, I say Ash
You say Bella, I say Misty
You say Jacob, I say Brock
You say Washington, I say Japan
You say Vampires, I say Pokemon
You say “How Romantic”, I say, “I CHOOSE YOU!”
add this to your profile if you LOVE POKEMON!!! :P

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “DAMN… THAT WAS FUN”
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did
Name:Jordan
Fav Colour:Navy Blue
Fav Book:Diary of a wimpy kid:Dog Days
Loacation:Canada
Favorite Game:LRD:Rebirth