Jme7

Uhhhh, upbringing by wolves? I’m supposed to say something about that, except that it isn’t true. Sorry everyone (lol). I come from Mars. I have recently moved to Earth and I like it here. Over that past few weeks I have learned the language you humans call “English”. We call it something different, but I can’t show it here because these “computers” don’t have access to the characters I need. Oh, by the way, humans are more advanced then some other “Alien” civilizations, contrary to human myths.

DISCLAIMER: I actually am a fellow human like you. No, I am not an alien.