Lightning77

For Academic Purposes to Prolong the Integrity of Nobel Gentlemen
Newton’s 3rd Law: “For every good play, there will be an equal and opposite really shitty play.” – The League of Legend Life.
“When you take text out of context, all you’re left with is a con”
Here’s a good insult, “If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb up your ego then jump down to your I.Q. level.”
My Poem:
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I respawned
Too bad you didn’t too.

Poem 2:
Roses are red
Violets and blue,
I shot Harambe
At Cincinnati zoo.

The Break Up Song:
Enie meni myni mo caught you cheating with that hoe, tried to lie right to my face, think again you’ve been replaced.
(´・ω・`)ノ

WARNING: If I see you spamming in chat, you will be given a perma mute for life. Unless some crazy stuff happens, like we become friends on a multiplayer game or something.
つಠ益ಠ༽つ ─=≡ΣO))
Xbox and PlayStation were attacked!! Call the ambulance!! WII U WII U WII U WII U!!!!! D:

☻/ This is Bob. Copy and paste him
/▌ all over youtube
/ \ so he can take over

_Cna yuo raed tihs? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porflie!!
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Talk sh*t again and I will hit you with a shoe.
Police:Where do u live?
Me:With my parents
Police:Where your parents live?
Me:With me
Police:Where u all live?
Me:Together
Police:Where is your house?
Me:Next to my neighbor
Police:Where is your neighbor house?
Me:If i tell you, you wont believe me
Police:Tell me
Me:Next to my house
xenthosica: when i’m feeling depressed and people tell me to “suck it up!” i have the temptation to break their legs with a baseball bat and say “walk it off!”
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ForcefulUse(of)CommonKnowledge

When your fav character dies…
Flip this table! (ノ ゜-゜)ノ┻━┻
┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) Flip that table!
Flip all the tables! \(゜-゜)/

I identify as an attack submarine, I like to be deep, wet, and I’m full of seamen….

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Starcraft 2 Hidden Emotes:
(woof) (pizza) (business) (mustache) (purplerain) (stim) (swarmqueen) (salty) (ahoot) (tuna) (arya) (kitty) (jtrain) (jthursday) (uhaveapackage) (gameheart)