 "MafiaPrincess")
http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=MafiaPrincess http://bit.ly/PdBx3B ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ) ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╬ಠ益ಠ) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ MY SMILE IS APROVED BY: CRYPTOSPORIDIAN HONORABLE FRIENDS: BiggestOfJesters:That one kid that’s having an affair with me apparently. Kkavala: I need to toot Alpha369: That sounds Alpha369: so heavenly MafiaPrincess: Kk. Kkavala: (squirts) MafiaPrincess: Toot out the 9th symphony. MafiaPrincess: GOGOGOGOOGGOOG Kkavala: lol Dayovernight: Mafia MafiaPrincess: Day? Dayovernight: Can you give me my thong back? MafiaPrincess: No. Dayovernight: I need that for more shows ;-; Kmac198: O.0 MafiaPrincess: You’ll have to do it with no panties, then. Dayovernight: It’s against regulationnnnn applesarblu: but then everone will see his bulge before he’s ready to show it DX Kmac198: Why do you wear panties, Day? MafiaPrincess: Day. MafiaPrincess: YOLO ;) Dayovernight: Cause they were a gift from your mother ;-; MafiaPrincess: xD applesarblu: omfg xD You: Hi there. Stranger: I am a normal, average guy You: I’m not a normal, unaverage female. Stranger: I bet your’e not Stranger: what are you then? You: I’m an unaverage, unlike any other female. Stranger: smells delicious You: Smells? You: The hell. You: Omg. You: Let’s go kill small children. You: And then bake them into casseroles. You: :D Stranger: lets not and say we didn’t You: If you dont’ want to kill and bake small children then you are NOT getting in my pants. You: Sorry, kid. Stranger: Ok but only two or three and I’m not a kid You: Nonono. You: Hundreds and millions. You: For all the world to eat Stranger: I’m old enough to be your….uncle.. You: Hahahha, doubt it. Stranger: ask me a question and I’ll tell the truth You: How old are you. Stranger: I am 55 years old Stranger: how old would you like for me to be? You: I’m old enough for you to be my son You: I’m 78 Stranger: no way, you type so..so.. young You: I try to keep with it. Stranger: I bet you are still good looking You: Not really. I’m saggy and my nipple rings reach my belly button. Stranger: Do you wear “granny drawers”? You: ^Yes. Stranger: mmmmmmmm You: They have pretty little flowers on them. Stranger: luv them GD’s You: Does your penis ring sag past your knees? You: And do you wear penny loafers? Stranger: I’ll use the nipple rings to ride you like a sway back mule Stranger: I pick up the pennies with that saggy old thing You: You’re not 55. You: Thanks for proving me right, sonny. Stranger: you are not 78 You: Actually. You: I’m 43 :/ Stranger: No way you are probably a mere child You: Close to it, or at least I wish I was. You: That was supposed to say 39. Stranger: ahh, the truth comes out You: How old are you, then? Stranger: how about those nipple rings?? Stranger: 33 and still smokin" You: Pics or it didn’t happen. Redenied: also Mafia Redenied: bored Redenied: what do MafiaPrincess: Red. MafiaPrincess: Go terrorize little children. Redenied: None near me. MafiaPrincess: That’s what I do :c MafiaPrincess: Psh. MafiaPrincess: Go find some. Redenied: Too lazy MafiaPrincess: You live in a neighborhood don’t you/ Redenied: nearest city is a half hour away MafiaPrincess: The children need to be terrorized. MafiaPrincess: THE CHILDREN Redenied: ‘half hour away’ MafiaPrincess: YOU MUST TERRORIZE THEM Redenied: ‘nearest city’ MafiaPrincess: Nonono. Redenied: ‘You live in a neighborhood’ MafiaPrincess: You live in a neighborhood. MafiaPrincess: Fgt. Redenied: I live in the middle of nowhere. MafiaPrincess: Go terrorize children. MafiaPrincess: IDC. MafiaPrincess: GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS. MafiaPrincess: AND TERRORIZE THE CHILDRENS Redenied: I can’t Redenied: I got shit to do Redenied: in about… Redenied: an hour Karrow: gets inside washing machine MafiaPrincess: Lulz.\ Karrow: pulls out camera Karrow: Get dis shit on, I need money. MafiaPrincess: xDDDDDDD MC___: One moment. MC___: Karrow finds that he has a friend in the washing machine…guess who? Karrow: ohey pedobear MafiaPrincess: MC___: That’ssssssssss a very nice camera you have there. MafiaPrincess: Obby. MafiaPrincess: 3some. Karrow: runs out of the washing machine naked Karrow: cops chase me MafiaPrincess: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Karrow: I AM NOT STREAKING MC___: MC___: MC___: WHAT DO? Karrow: Goes through it MC___: Karrow: MC falls down due to his bad legs Karrow: MC dies MC___: WHAT DO? Karrow: WHAT DO? MC___: MafiaPrincess: xD MC___: /Cerimonial law MC___: /Dropkicks Karrow out of Cerimonial Realm Karrow: Ceremonial* Karrow: Lrn2spellbitch MC___: Don’t tell me what to do. MC___: Bitch. Karrow: You’re my bitch, bitch. Karrow: Ass slave. Karrow: Whore. Karrow: Prostitute. MafiaPrincess: Quoted on profile Karrow: I dun see it. MafiaPrincess: WHAT DO/ MafiaPrincess: Are you blind? MafiaPrincess: FFFFFFFUUUUUU Karrow: No, it’s just not there. MafiaPrincess: Shut up Karrow. MafiaPrincess: Love is not something to be thrown around like condoms. MafiaPrincess: Unless you’re a whore. Redenied: condoms shouldn’t be thrown around either? MafiaPrincess: Yes they should. MafiaPrincess: Why would you use a dirty condom for a second round of sex? MafiaPrincess: That’s just disgusting. Redenied: Why should they? Chrisellis: 8=D Chrisellis: It’s a face MafiaPrincess: Yes I would. tomiman: OMG ITS A SHORT ONE tomiman: O.O MafiaPrincess: With an aluminum baseball bat. tomiman: o.o tomiman: but but…. Chrisellis: 8 = eyes = = nose D = mouth Chrisellis: 8=D~ mystic0magic: 8=D Annoying07: i do bif in the light the war won Chrisellis: it’s drooling now MafiaPrincess: >.< Chrisellis: >:D tomiman: O.o mystic0magic: LOOK AT MY PENIS 8=====D~ IT’S SO LONG GIRLS Annoying07: I AM DEAD MafiaPrincess: I’m your mom. MafiaPrincess: Go clean your room. mystic0magic: I’m your dad. Chrisellis: True story Chrisellis: I’m your brother Sniperwolf777: I’m your illegitimate father. Sniperwolf777: Lick my asshole Chrisellis: NOW HAVE INCEST WIF MEHHHHH Activity FeedMafiaPrincess has not published any activity yet.Would you like to post a shout to welcome them to Kongregate? AwardsMy Games |