Note: If I'm not on Kong, I'm either on Minecraft OR I'm playing Cyber Monster, it's like Crystal Saga but it doesn't suck.
Gender: Dragonborn
Quotes:
MrTuxedo: I have just successfully removed a brick from a ragdoll's lung.
Ajurr: Nice.
cloudlionheart: are you playing mutilate a doll
Ajurr: Now place it back and shave off his flesh.
Ajurr: And then feed it to him.
Matzii: Hiya Ajurr~
Ajurr: Hey, Matzii.
MrTuxedo: Just removed a small wall from his neck.
cloudlionheart: be careful one time i impaled a guy with a golf club.
Ajurr: Now all you need to do is have monsters watch him through the window.
MrTuxedo: And I just tied him to a wall and violently anal raped him with said wall.
Ajurr: Leave that to the professionals. Or at least film it and sell it as BDSM next time.
Ajurr: ... Anyways.
cloudlionheart: get this on video then send me the video.
MrTuxedo: LOL
Ajurr: Hey, there's someone out there who'd watch that.
Ajurr: Trust me.
Ajurr: (Not me.)
MrTuxedo: THAT'S FOR DROPPIN' THE SOAP, BITCH!
cloudlionheart: me tight leather and whips good times am i right?
Ajurr: .. Sure.
Ajurr: Well, Tux.
Ajurr: If I drop the soap, at least scream before you do that.
Ajurr: So I can at least clench my asshole.
MrTuxedo: I've never seen a conversation escalate that quickly
Ajurr: Was about to type quench. But pouring water all over my anus probably wouldn't help in this situation.
submax_cw: I swear JT's song says "and a pocket full of soap"
MrTuxedo: *scream*
Ajurr: SHITSHITSHIT WHERE'S THE WATER
Ajurr: ..Oh.
MrTuxedo: XD
MrTuxedo: What the **** has this chat turned into?
submax_cw: a chat
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neonerection: I'm on anti-depressants and birth control
neonerection: Wtf you on
riaxon: WTF IS A WAIFU!
riaxon: LOL
tacoes: Kai is afk broseph
riaxon: BIRTH CONTROL
tacoes: he's a sleep
riaxon: WTF DO U DO WITH UR LIFE!
neonerection: Literally nothing
neonerection: Thank you
BaconMaster93: o.O
riaxon: why the fuq do u need birth control?
neonerection: Hormone control?
riaxon: if u aint doing the sneakies?
MrTuxedo: reasons.
neonerection: You really think it's JUST for preventing pregnancy?
neonerection: Geez..
riaxon: mclineyiney bang bang
riaxon: no
riaxon: i think its also for preventing u wanting to have babies
mary3mo: you feel nothing, you've lost hope
riaxon: she is emotional about wanting no emotions
tacoes: and you just want to die
MrTuxedo: wait, what?
mary3mo: shhhh sweets, shhhh
riaxon: lol tux
mary3mo: you don't know what you're saying
riaxon: WOOOO
tacoes: I got a popo hammer
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BoxNinja: What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?
BoxNinja: faithbook
MrTuxedo: That's an oddly specific joke.
tacoes: twitter?
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