Mr_Mugshot

John: Hello, is anyone there?
Anonymous: Yes
John: Wait a minute, who are you?
Anonymous: You will never know, so do you need me or not?
John: Sure whatever
Anonymous: What for?
John: Weapons of mass-destruction!
Anonymous: Hmmmmm, any pay involved?
John: A high of $100,0000
Anonymous: Ok then
John: Where are you located?
Anonymous: Can you wait a minute?! I am at 543 Darkgale rd.
John: On my way
Anonymous: MUHAUHA
John: Huh?
Anonymous: That was nothing
John: Hmmmm
(Several minutes later)
Anonymous: So you are here
John: Please don’t kill me
Anonymous: Why do you suspect that for?
John: Common sense
Anonymous: Oh ok
John: Show me the lair
Anonymous: Right this way
John: Wow
Anonymous: I would suggest taking, the most powerful small and medium sized ones
John: Fair enough
Anonymous: Good luck!
John: Uhhh right
Anonymous: Bye
John: See ya!
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