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Nightops

Latest Activity: Played a game (Sep 1, 2020 11:42am)

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  • Member Since

    Mar. 30, 2010
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  • Xbox Gamertag

    attobiggs

XBO Gamertag – attobiggs
Steam – 13iggs
Instagram – therealsafetymike
Military Stuff:

Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta Echo Foxtrot Golf Hotel India Juliet Kilo Lima Mike November Oscar Papa Quebec Romeo Sierra Tango Uniform Victor Whiskey X-Ray Yankee Zulu

Ranks Here: http://www.militaryfactory.com/ranks/marine_ranks.asp

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Yo Mama Jokes:

Yo mamas so fat shes needs cheats for wii fit.

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

Yo mamma’s so fat, even God couldn’t lift her spirits!

Yo mamma’s so fat, she has her own zip code!

Yo mamma’s so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

Yo mamma’s so fat, she rents shade!

Yo mamma’s so fat, she invented the lowrider!

Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they’re flats.

Yo mamma’s so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, “to be continued.”

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling “taxi!”

Yo mamma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

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Favorite Quotes :

What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard at no point in your rambling incohearent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul. – Billy Madison

We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds. we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender! – Winston Churchill

The only way to win the big battle, is to win many different small battles. – Nightops

Honor the dead…fight like hell for the living. – Nightops

Kongregate Related:

http://www.kongregate.com/pages/conduct

Joined first chat room (Parkour Zombies) – 3/30/10

Modded – To be dated.

Mod Poem: “Us Kongregate Mods, we keep the chat nice, We prevent all these flame wars, and 12 year old fights, We stay up until 3 in the morning, I suppose some of us need a life, But there is no better way, to waste away the day, then playing a flash game, and finding some games to rate, because you’re all Kongr-GREAT ;D *Poem made by VforVendetta”

I really really want to become a Moderator…so…please think about it. Thanks! <3 You Zshadow =) your a great friend.

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