I’ve taken more shots than Dillinger himself.
I’ve used more health packs than the Bureau of health.
I’ve killed more people than world war II.
I’ve taken over earth and other planets too.
I’ve fully explored an apocalyptic wasteland.
I’ve made weapons out of nothing but a trash can.
I’ve destroyed a whole city with a single shot from a gun.
When I walk the streets, kings and queens run.
I’ve done all these things without taking a single stride.
So listen up people, I have nothing to hide.
I am the destroyer of all who cannot be beat.
Now let me turn off my Xbox, before it overheats.
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