PastLife17

I am a cow made of pasta. Or possibly doughnuts. Moo.

The Story of PastaCow — By PyroDragon
I decided it was too long for the profile. Go to that link there —> http://i.imgur.com/T85SAnv.png

Quotes
PixieSour: everyone deserves cake

IPrayToOdin: Potatoes have Down’s Syndrome?

Charliee21: Its loading Icey, give me sex. :D
Charliee21: *-sec

Snakeface: You’re like the jail bait that loves everyone, but the moment someone touches you they go to prison.

vanillacream: Pasta, why are you so lovable? You seem like one of those little squishy animals that you just want to squeeze.

ShadedHunter: Because having no cereal is in par with having an alien crawl down your throat and leave its children there.

Cripple_King: one time in high school i was going down the hallway & someone said “nice dick [my name]” when i passed them

ShadedHunter: Always remember, young donutcow. Any problem can be solved with the proper application of explosives.

HylainHero: Troy needs help, it’s fallen and it can’t get up!