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Latest Activity: Played Contract Wars (Mar 14, 2018 9:41am)

Points needed for next level: 51 Level

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    Santas Slave Shop
  • Member Since

    Jun. 13, 2013
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    DotDotDot.Com

Censor ship is telling a man he can’t have a steak just because a baby can’t chew it- Mark Twain

FAMOUS QUOTES!!!

From BlackMyst

OverweightCow: I don’t want you alive! :D

noahx44: Can I call you Bishishishoshihsisashashohsashoo?

Paulverizer11: Did somebody mention something about man parts!!

noahx44: Is there an officer, problem?

ImmaLegend: Be careful……make sure to take a break and step back into reality every few weeks ok?

Baushi: my spidev senses are tingling

ImmaLegend: I sense a disturbance in the Force…..nope just the mexican food i ate.

Baushi: When Sonic rebuilt myst he made it fireproof
SonicOkami: All it took was Duct Tape.
Chubbs199: Is it taco proof?
Baushi: Nothing is taco proof TnT

Bman255: Swag is an underground organisation with the purpose of creating human-grape hybrids.
FAMOUS QUOTES FROM CONTRACT WARS!!!

BritishSoldierX: Player, i take your hand in marriage :3
Hellraios: Player 5 is a Dev of CW
N3vErN1K: for god sake… Jesus is the worst player ever… he lagged for 3 days ….
darkredfox: no1 can even play it bc unity player is a virus programmed to destroy all astral-energy-harvesting machines fom the Iranian Embassy on the moon
diddo: Being smart is hard I’d rather be dumb
Onitsuki: Will Ferrell: Before you marry someone you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
xjagermeisterx: Vision is my lesbian bf
zRonin: there’s something worse than plain necrophilia. one is you dig up a grave, and somebody puts their mouth on the dead person’s genitals and the other person smashed the dead person’s stomach and all the bodily fluids and embalming liquid sprays out…
zRonin: of them.
zRonin: that’s nasty.
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