Drakkose: Fire, why is it when you get a look at a friends weiner, its always twice as big as your own.
Drakkose: Like no matter what, its always WAY WAY bigger
Drakkose: When i was 5, in the primary school bathroom this black kid named eddy, only black person in our class dropped his pants, and his wang was seriously like a foot long
Drakkose: Dude, That shit is burned into my memory.
JUN 12 – 1:55AM
Drakkose: We all talked about it
ProfessionalFire: Did you yell out “WOAH MAN YOUR DICK’S HUGE”
Drakkose: NO I WAS HORRIFIED
ProfessionalFire: EXACTLY
JRXSomething: Eddy the footlong warrior
ProfessionalFire: THAT’S WHAT I SAID
Drakkose: Every since i’ve always had to kinda cup my wang in my hand and pull it to make it seem like its bigger at a urinal if someones beside me
Drakkose: Just incase.
ProfessionalFire: You guys wanna see a cool sex game I found when I was young
ProfessionalFire: And Drak that’s ridiculous
JUN 12 – 1:56AM
ProfessionalFire: I’m sure your penis is fine
Drakkose: My best friend in middle school had a 12 inch wang
Drakkose: No joke
ProfessionalFire: Why do you know so many guys with huge dicks
Drakkose: I DONT KNOW
ProfessionalFire: Why are BOTH of our BEST FRIEND’S dicks huge
ProfessionalFire: WHAT’S GOING ON
ProfessionalFire: They aren’t real people
JUN 12 – 1:57AM
ProfessionalFire: They’re androids here to make our dicks seem small
Drakkose: He had to have a penis reduction to because no girl could handle it once he got into his 18s.
Drakkose: It had gotten so big
ProfessionalFire: Seriously
Drakkose: Swear to god
JRXSomething: The pain must be seared into his penis
ProfessionalFire: I
ProfessionalFire: God damn
JRXSomething: I have no idea what surgerywold entail
ProfessionalFire: I’m saving this chat on my account
ProfessionalFire: Stop jizzing on your hand man
JWolfe: I lick it off, it’s cool
EgotisticalIdiot: Black people scare me
Foie_Gras: I went balls-deep on a prostitute once
Foie_Gras: She almost puked I think
AubreyPainkiller: ugh stop being an african rn
Cutiwittheface: i want to see 21 pilots
ProfessionalFire: So doesn’t a lot of people
UniteTheSeven: But have a nice life, Krista
ProfessionalFire: Dpes
ProfessionalFire: *Does
ProfessionalFire: Christ, kill me
Cutiwittheface: do*
ProfessionalFire: ****
Cutiwittheface: lol pro
ProfessionalFire: I’mma go stab myself in the leg as self punishment.
Cutiwittheface: it’s okay we all have those days
ProfessionalFire: Please redirect your compliments to someone like Lav
Walrus_Party: Gross
Walrus_Party: I mean
Walrus_Party: She’s cute but no
ProfessionalFire: Zoe
Walrus_Party: SHe’s black
JAN 21 – 11:21PM
Walrus_Party: Try again
ProfessionalFire: Jee
Walrus_Party: Jee?
Drcube2000: my fantasy is to be married to a 6 year old
(Actual quote, i’m concerned)
Lunar_Empress: Since you asked where the hell I’ve been
Lunar_Empress: Rehab
LimeGurl54: Christ, really?!
Lunar_Empress: Nah
Lunar_Empress: I’m just ****ing with you XD
ProfessionalFire: XD lunar
ProfessionalFire: Jfc
LimeGurl54: DAMMIT
LimeGurl54: You had me going there for a minute!
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